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1 hour ago, retread said:

What's the combined IQ in this pic?

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People must have worms in their brains if they care about what 3 of these 4 people think

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8 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

People must have worms in their brains if they care about what 3 of these 4 people think

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2 hours ago, retread said:

What's the combined IQ in this pic?

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Threve.

3 hours ago, David Dennison said:

It makes me happy that Donald Trump will never eclipse Barack Obama.

 

Maybe asked before but where you comey-ee on the other board?

The NRA is practically positioning themselves as a full political party in its own right. 

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"When you hear about slavery for 400 years ... For 400 years? That sounds like a choice."

6 minutes ago, SaucyJack said:

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Kanye and Trump,  great team.......eye roll

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so much winning. But, hey Tahoe is getting the judges filled whether the Senators in that state sign off on them or not. Brisket this is what I was talking about playing hardball. Fuck ever waiting on Cruz or Cornyn or any other Senator going forward to sign off on a judge in their area. Fuck them right back. Garland Fucking Merrick. Fuck the soybeans, we got judges. 

You've got to admire the Chinese. Cold ass fuckers.

Oh, there will be no increased tariffs. We'll just stop buying your shit.

The best deals.

He's so fucking pathetic

 

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Make America Great Again.  While you fuck them over.  

9 hours ago, retread said:

What's the combined IQ in this pic?

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X, X, X, X

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Trying to pray the orange away

So in 2014, China bought about 65% of the US soybean crop.  2016 was the last year I could find data on and it was only dollar amounts.  China bought 1 billion worth of soybeans. This one is gonna bite him in the ass real hard.

http://farmdocdaily.illinois.edu/2015/03/footprint-of-chinese-demand-for-us-soybeans.html

https://ustr.gov/countries-regions/china-mongolia-taiwan/peoples-republic-china

Farmers aren't going to care about liberal tears when they're losing their asses.

 

 

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"There may be a little pain, but in the end, it will be SO much better" - DOTUS

At least I’ll have more popcorn when they’re forced to curb soy production.  

13 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

About tree fiddy

Damn.  That's a wrap.

Regarding Trump's NRA speech above - at least the billions of London stabbing victims make it to the hospital.  In America, we just send a hearse caravan to the school entrances to load up the dead kids.

I got back from London a few weeks ago.  I was stabbed 137 times.

47 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

At least I’ll have more popcorn when they’re forced to curb soy production.  

How are they gonna curb crops already growing?    Get ready for SUPER low priced Soy Lattes

3 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I got back from London a few weeks ago.  I was stabbed 137 times.

Pegging thread is => 

(maybe don't know if it exists, not enough posts)

It looks like most soybeans in the US are planted in May and early June, so at least they'll have time to plant something else.  It's getting late for corn though.  It has to go in in the next few weeks in the northern states and is pretty much done down here.  Hopefully there's enough seed to meet the extra demand.

https://www.agweb.com/soybean-planting-map/

https://www.agweb.com/corn-planting-map/

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So was there blood in the hospitals from all the stabbings? What was his point anyway? Had there been guns, less violence??

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53 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I got back from London a few weeks ago.  I was stabbed 137 times.

T&Ps

49 minutes ago, kevwun said:

It looks like most soybeans in the US are planted in May and early June, so at least they'll have time to plant something else.  It's getting late for corn though.  It has to go in in the next few weeks in the northern states and is pretty much done down here.  Hopefully there's enough seed to meet the extra demand.

https://www.agweb.com/soybean-planting-map/

https://www.agweb.com/corn-planting-map/

If it looks like its bad enough, Trump and the GOP will bail out the farmers.  Then sell the debt to the Chinese. 

1 hour ago, burntorangebongos said:

So was there blood in the hospitals from all the stabbings? What was his point anyway? Had there been guns, less violence??

Blood coming out of the rooms, blood coming out of the..whatever....

31 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

If it looks like its bad enough, Trump and the GOP will bail out the farmers.  Then sell the debt to the Chinese. 

The party of fiscal responsibility to the rescue.

34 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

If it looks like its bad enough, Trump and the GOP will bail out the farmers.  Then sell the debt to the Chinese. 

And blame it on the Democrats 

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

It looks like most soybeans in the US are planted in May and early June, so at least they'll have time to plant something else.  It's getting late for corn though.  It has to go in in the next few weeks in the northern states and is pretty much done down here.  Hopefully there's enough seed to meet the extra demand.

https://www.agweb.com/soybean-planting-map/

https://www.agweb.com/corn-planting-map/

I heard an interview with a framer who already had his crops in and growing....so I assumed others would too.  Anyway, I've never spent time on or near a farm, but I bet the logistics of farming dictate that you can't change crops < 1month before they are in the ground...  you have to buy seed (seed futures... I assume), If you have the seed already on hand I can't imagine that they will last another year assuming there would be a better market in a year.   I don't want to gloat about small farmers getting screwed over, but you reap what you sow...  Enjoy that winning

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2 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

And blame it on the Democrats 

They always do when the Democrats have to clean up their mess. It's how they frame their campaigns to get back in power. Sadly, it works.

Another thing working against them is that most seed is trademarked now and you can only buy it from the the big ag companies.  Most of the crops grown here are hybrids so they don't produce viable seed even if you wanted to save your own.  That means Monsanto and the other companies have to plan in advance to have enough seed on hand to meet the demand.  This shitshow is easy for everyone to comprehend also.  Trump fucked farmers because of his big mouth and everyone will know it.

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7 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Another thing working against them is that most seed is trademarked now and you can only buy it from the the big ag companies.  Most of the crops grown here are hybrids so they don't produce viable seed even if you wanted to save your on.  That means Monsanto and Conagra have to plan in advance to have enough seed on hand to meet the demand.

It's worse for farmers than that.  Monsanto has sued a farmer who never bought or used their product GMO, but "nature finds a way" and the farmer ended up with some GMO in his seed corn IIRC.   Monsanto sued and prevailed...FYPM

https://www.cornucopia.org/2012/02/judge-sides-with-monsanto-in-lawsuit/

Those boys make Trump and co. look like girl scouts...

 

sorry for the derail

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Yeah that did happen.  They most certainly have their own issues and are assholes, but you can't unfuck that situation right now when it is planting time.

8 minutes ago, Loco said:

It's worse for farmers than that.  Monsanto has sued a farmer who never bought or used their product GMO, but "nature finds a way" and the farmer ended up with some GMO in his seed corn IIRC.   Monsanto sued and prevailed...FYPM

https://www.cornucopia.org/2012/02/judge-sides-with-monsanto-in-lawsuit/

Those boys make Trump and co. look like girl scouts...

 

sorry for the derail

Monsanto is a less evil corporation than KBR but more evil than Exxon and Facebook. I used to think they were way more evil than Fox News but am starting to reconsider that position. 

I just landed at Heathrow—pray for me.


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4 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

I just landed at Heathrow—pray for me.


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Ghost of Ghost of LL coming soon?

Post video of the first knife fight you come across

1 hour ago, Native Horn said:

Regarding Trump's NRA speech above - at least the billions of London stabbing victims make it to the hospital.  In America, we just send a hearse caravan to the school entrances to load up the dead kids.

Fact. Trump doesn’t like the UK right now because Theresa may is a woman. The dude has serious mommy/woman issues. My guess is it’s the root cause of his narcissistic personality disorder. 

26 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Fact. Trump doesn’t like the UK right now because Theresa may is a woman. The dude has serious mommy/woman issues. My guess is it’s the root cause of his narcissistic personality disorder. 

You've seen pix of his mom. I might have issues too if I woke up every morning to that.

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I got back from London a few weeks ago.  I was stabbed 137 times.


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Lovely

If any of this shit is accurate, there needs to be hearings on this ASAP.

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So disappointing—a whole evening in London and not a single stabbing. And don’t think there weren’t people worth stabbing. Like that fat fuck in the Chelsea jersey. Or the hot brunette in the leather skirt—I’d like to have stabbed her. In her butt. With my dick.


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