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I uninstall the Uber app almost immediately after every ride because of its annoying fucking notifications. I want notifications on so I know driver has been selected/is 5 minutes out/has arrived. I don't want all the other shit about buying more rides or delivering carrots or duct tape or butt plugs. And I'm too lazy to see if there's a way to turn off those other notifications while leaving the useful ones. Lyft app doesn't send me any of that shit. 

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1 minute ago, elfenix said:

I uninstall the Uber app almost immediately after every ride because of its annoying fucking notifications. I want notifications on so I know driver has been selected/is 5 minutes out/has arrived. I don't want all the other shit about buying more rides or delivering carrots or duct tape or butt plugs. And I'm too lazy to see if there's a way to turn off those other notifications while leaving the useful ones. Lyft app doesn't send me any of that shit. 

Just turn off all notifications until you use the app. 

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7 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Just turn off all notifications until you use the app. 

it's less steps to install and then uninstall the app than to go into settings and turn on and then off notifications for uber.

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(if i had to log in then maybe, but it doesn't make me log in each time)

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In San Antonio for Christmas. Sweet mother of mercy I'd forgotten how god awful the drivers are here. Completely oblivious. Sitting at 4 way stops like there's a red light. Waiting 5 seconds to accelerate on greens. Everyone on their phone. 

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5 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

ATM = Automatic Teller Machine.  ATM Machine is redundant.

Same with Hot Water Heater... 

 

Signed, the Redundant Department of Redundancy.

You sound like a miserable twat and I have a real problem with you.

 

Happy festivus. 

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We have a ring camera in our kitchen pointed towards the back door.

Someone was in our backyard last night pointing a flashlight into the kitchen.

I thought the chances of people wandering in would be lower since we lived in a gated community, but nope.

Anyway, we are 4 days into our vacation with another 6 to go. This is in the back of my head wondering if they’re gonna come back tonight.

 

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Going into CVS, and immediately being met with a big monitor showing me on camera with a red sign saying recording in progress. Walking around the store and half the merchandise is under lock and key and I have to beg someone to let me grab something off the shelf. I hate this store attitude of I need to let you know that I know that you are all a bunch of fucking criminals.

55 minutes ago, Superhero said:

We have a ring camera in our kitchen pointed towards the back door.

Someone was in our backyard last night pointing a flashlight into the kitchen.

I thought the chances of people wandering in would be lower since we lived in a gated community, but nope.

Anyway, we are 4 days into our vacation with another 6 to go. This is in the back of my head wondering if they’re gonna come back tonight.

 

The Wet Bandits imo

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TV show seasons being so spread out is stupid. I got friends asking if I'm up to date on Stranger Things, it's been 3 fucking years! I barely remember WTF was happening when it stopped. The desire to finish it just isn't there. Maybe I'll give a shit about it again one day. 

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On 12/24/2025 at 8:45 AM, Superhero said:

We have a ring camera in our kitchen pointed towards the back door.

Someone was in our backyard last night pointing a flashlight into the kitchen.

I thought the chances of people wandering in would be lower since we lived in a gated community, but nope.

Anyway, we are 4 days into our vacation with another 6 to go. This is in the back of my head wondering if they’re gonna come back tonight.

 

Turns out the burglar with the flashlight was my robot vacuum / mop moving around and its light reflecting off the glass door.

I just figured it out because my ring camera detected motion. I turned on the camera, and since it was still light outside, I could see robot scooting around.

Whew. 

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6 hours ago, Superhero said:

Turns out the burglar with the flashlight was my robot vacuum / mop moving around and its light reflecting off the glass door.

I just figured it out because my ring camera detected motion. I turned on the camera, and since it was still light outside, I could see robot scooting around.

Whew. 

You are one of the most “interesting” posters on this site. 

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7 hours ago, Superhero said:

Turns out the burglar with the flashlight was my robot vacuum / mop moving around and its light reflecting off the glass door.

I just figured it out because my ring camera detected motion. I turned on the camera, and since it was still light outside, I could see robot scooting around.

Whew. 

I figured it was your wife's boyfriend. 

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8 hours ago, ztejas said:

I figured it was your wife's boyfriend. 

A battery powered household device that can change speed and motion.  Close enough.

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Attempting to look at a restaurant menu online prior to driving there to dine in, but it won’t list the prices of the food. 
Instead it says ‘Start order now”. 
I do not want to order carryout or doordash, I want to see the complete menu with prices before leaving the house.

Plus, why do some restaurants make it so difficult to find their happy hour menus online?

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Attempting to look at a restaurant menu online prior to driving there to dine in, but it won’t list the prices of the food. 
Instead it says ‘Start order now”. 
I do not want to order carryout or doordash, I want to see the complete menu with prices before leaving the house.
Plus, why do some restaurants make it so difficult to find their happy hour menus online?

So much this. I don’t WANT to place a goddamn online order. I don’t want to have to enter my preferred delivery time and address. I just want to see if you offer extreme fajitas and pizza shooters and see how much they cost. That’s it. I want to see your goddamn menu. It’s not hard to post it. Lots of places do.
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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


So much this. I don’t WANT to place a goddamn online order. I don’t want to have to enter my preferred delivery time and address. I just want to see if you offer extreme fajitas and pizza shooters and see how much they cost. That’s it. I want to see your goddamn menu. It’s not hard to post it. Lots of places do.

That is why we followed my son in Boston. He had scoped it all out. 

Recon via the yutes is a thing. 

 

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