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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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40 minutes ago, Eggo said:

I didn't attend Texas (small Midwest liberal arts undergrad) but I was on staff for over 11 years. On my first day of work in 2011, the Flawn Academic Center (former UGL) was covered in window paint saying "GIG EM" and "THIS IS SEC COUNTRY." Apparently those fuck nuggets were so pumped about being invited to the SEC that they were willing to drive 3 hours to desecrate some random academic building to express themselves. This billboard shows how hard they try to convince themselves that they're meaningful at all.

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12 hours ago, Eggo said:

I didn't attend Texas (small Midwest liberal arts undergrad) but I was on staff for over 11 years. On my first day of work in 2011, the Flawn Academic Center (former UGL) was covered in window paint saying "GIG EM" and "THIS IS SEC COUNTRY." Apparently those fuck nuggets were so pumped about being invited to the SEC that they were willing to drive 3 hours to desecrate some random academic building to express themselves. This billboard shows how hard they try to convince themselves that they're meaningful at all.

I saw that the billboard post was quoted and then started reading Eggo’s post and knew that it could go one of two ways - either fully in on the gag or completely oblivious to it.

To this day, I don’t know which situation I prefer, but the surest way to laughter is definitely when someone is unaware. God, it shouldn’t be this funny.

29 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I saw that the billboard post was quoted and then started reading Eggo’s post and knew that it could go one of two ways - either fully in on the gag or completely oblivious to it.

To this day, I don’t know which situation I prefer, but the surest way to laughter is definitely when someone is unaware. God, it shouldn’t be this funny.

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59 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I saw that the billboard post was quoted and then started reading Eggo’s post and knew that it could go one of two ways - either fully in on the gag or completely oblivious to it.

To this day, I don’t know which situation I prefer, but the surest way to laughter is definitely when someone is unaware. God, it shouldn’t be this funny.

The only guarantee with my posts is that they will contain nonsense, intentional or otherwise.

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While the billboard was excellent and definitely on a grander scale, I still prefer the Jimbo plaque at Dirty Martin's.

Because I can go look at it and laugh whenever I want.

54 minutes ago, Eggo said:

The only guarantee with my posts is that they will contain nonsense, intentional or otherwise.

We can't have that. College football internet is serious business.

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30 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

While the billboard was excellent and definitely on a grander scale, I still prefer the Jimbo plaque at Dirty Martin's.

Because I can go look at it and laugh whenever I want.

This hangs in my office at home, a Christmas gift in 2012 from @SydneyCarton :

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2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

This hangs in my office at home, a Christmas gift in 2012 from @SydneyCarton :

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Jesus Christ, now I understand. /facepalm

6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

This hangs in my office at home, a Christmas gift in 2012 from @SydneyCarton :

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Did the recipient(s) of that letter confirm in writing?

My favorite part is that I've had a couple different buddies, over the years, who know the story, have drinks with different Aggies who still claim they absolutely know the aTm boosters behind the billboard. I laugh every time, but it's not hard to believe considering that GameDay whatever weekend they visited college station that year had kids with Aggie Nation big billboard signs.

1 minute ago, tejas60 said:

Did the recipient(s) of that letter confirm in writing?

Strangely, he did not. I guess they didn't think they would get far asking for a signature while sending a letter to a Post Office box. I did hear the recipient got those letters every month for like year, though, well after the billboard went down because it was just a month lease. Weird.

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This is even worse more pathetic than their claim to be the only 12th Man.

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They probably tried for traditions, code of honor, and image of persons squeezing their own testicles.

Catching up on this thread, seems like the Aggie offseason cope line is going to be "We woulda won a NATTY if it wasn't for that traitor Collin Klein sabotaging our offense in a home playoff game?" Always the victims.

10 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

This is even worse more pathetic than their claim to be the only 12th Man.

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They probably tried for traditions, code of honor, and image of persons squeezing their own testicles.

I have it on the best authority that the entire thing was bullshit. Nothing used was a registered mark of aTm at the time. Their entire thing was "using those things with maroon makes it us, duh" not that they actually registered those marks. They were, unsurprisingly, completely full of shit.

That being said, rumor has it after this incident the school did register Aggie Nation.

2 minutes ago, Jimmy Two Times said:

Catching up on this thread, seems like the Aggie offseason cope line is going to be "We woulda won a NATTY if it wasn't for that traitor Collin Klein sabotaging our offense in a home playoff game?" Always the victims.

Sad thing is, a bunch of fuckwits on this site say the same thing about us in 2023/2024.

"We woulda won a NATTY if it wasn't for that traitor Collin Klein incompetent Steve Sarkisian sabotaging our offense" is an unironic take I've heard dropped several times on the football board.

40 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I have it on the best authority that the entire thing was bullshit. Nothing used was a registered mark of aTm at the time. Their entire thing was "using those things with maroon makes it us, duh" not that they actually registered those marks. They were, unsurprisingly, completely full of shit.

That being said, rumor has it after this incident the school did register Aggie Nation.

53 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

This is even worse more pathetic than their claim to be the only 12th Man.

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They probably tried for traditions, code of honor, and image of persons squeezing their own testicles.

Someone involved may have had analysts and a corporate attorney review the verbiage and compare it all to trademarks, at the time, and ensure that nothing was in violation in order for the billboard to get the go ahead.

The aggie legal claims following that were ludicrous and could have been contested with contemporaneous receipts had they tried anything beyond the whiny C & D letters. And they knew that.

23 hours ago, tejas60 said:

oh yeah?

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DC Metro also

Advertising for Texas A&M in the DC metro stations

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i’m not sure if this is a “ The king is dead, long live the king!” moment, but even Looch might not have strung together a sentence announcing your dominance in the portal because over 50 players have left your program.

20 Iowa State players have gone to Penn State. Money, white uniforms, rhythmic slapping…. Not sure why. But that is one damn entertaining headline.

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6 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Someone involved may have had analysts and a corporate attorney review the verbiage and compare it all to trademarks, at the time, and ensure that nothing was in violation in order for the billboard to get the go ahead.

The aggie legal claims following that were ludicrous and could have been contested with contemporaneous receipts had they tried anything beyond the whiny C & D letters. And they knew that.

They sent their sharks after you.

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On 1/6/2026 at 9:23 AM, RomaVicta said:

Aggie scorns Tech:

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Seen personally in Washington DC Metro sometime in the past:

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They're fearless!

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And international!

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I'm sure Londoners can't believe their luck.

Fair and balanced:

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"Fearless", unless you are forced to study Plato in a class.

12 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

"Fearless", unless you are forced to study Plato in a class.

They're studying Play-Doh and remain "Fearless."

11 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

Sad thing is, a bunch of fuckwits on this site say the same thing about us in 2023/2024.

"We woulda won a NATTY if it wasn't for that traitor Collin Klein incompetent Steve Sarkisian sabotaging our offense" is an unironic take I've heard dropped several times on the football board.

Holy shit dude, can you be more off. The aggies are saying that about him because he left. Saying shit like trust the corch he's gonna kill it in the portal, and an endless supply of "Back to back CFP appearances, put it on the wall" rebuttals are far more aggie than Texas fans shit bagging their coach for a subpar season and consistently under performing in the biggest games of each season.

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On 1/7/2026 at 7:59 AM, closetojumping said:

I saw that the billboard post was quoted and then started reading Eggo’s post and knew that it could go one of two ways - either fully in on the gag or completely oblivious to it.

To this day, I don’t know which situation I prefer, but the surest way to laughter is definitely when someone is unaware. God, it shouldn’t be this funny.

long game is long

One of the great things about the billboards is now when i see any aggie public signage, i am never quite sure if its real lol.

53 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Drawing attention to themselves isn’t the win they think it is.

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