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18 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

i think i should let you all know that I'm wearing a Cinnamoroll T-shirt right now. 

Feel free to envy me

Found out that was a dog and not a rabbit recently and changed my world view

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Posted
4 hours ago, Skipper said:

I disagree with this.   Or at least any insinuation we are a less toxic or fair weather than the worst in that regard (which, I'll admit, is a decent chunk of the SEC and several other top tier programs). We are certainly up there with all of them.  But let's be clear, the reason for all the activity in this thread is that we have 3 losses in a season with high expectations and blame must be allocated loudly.  If we beat UGA, none of this shit is being talked about.  But we've lost 3 games and the last one wasn't close so now it's turned into personal and character attacks on the coach based on rumors.  Maybe they are right - I don't know.  I could text someone right now that almost certainly would know but I don't really care enough (and when I do get insider information, I typically don't post it all over this board particularly to the extent the subsequent discussion would in any way damage Texas).  Obviously most don't agree with that and think all dirty laundry should be shared widely.   

But you are  kidding yourself to think that if Sark is replaced, similar toxicity won't exist the first time Freeman or Kiffin or whoever has a disappointing loss.  The coach everyone is clamoring for today will suddenly become a fucking retard and no doubt people will search and gossip about off the field reasons to explain why their god given right to enjoy a 10+ win and playoff season is in jeopardy.   

I don’t agree with this sentiment in this instance, but I think you’re correct about the nature of fan bases in general. 
 

Sark was plenty popular  heading into this season. The hype was through the roof and a lot of that was coming from him. Maybe he had some bad evals at receiver or got unlucky with other targets in the portal, maybe his db hire didn’t pan out, maybe Arch got the yips. Whatever. 
 

For your OL to suck this bad at this stage of his tenure is completely unacceptable and raises major red flags that can’t be ignored. It cost us huge. The only explanation I can think of is he didn’t have his eye on the ball and didn’t understand his own team well enough to hit the portal. I think he was dealing with personal issues. I want the best for the guy but this was a massive fuck up and I don’t think there’s anything wrong with crying foul. 

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Posted
18 hours ago, ballrific said:

Arkansas may drop 40 on us and there’s no coming back from a loss on Saturday. Many have heard a decision has already been made. Night crew also knows CDC would not move if the next guy isn’t lined up already, and it’s doubtful someone is lined up. Sounds like we’re in some real pretty shit right now.

What decision?

Posted
5 minutes ago, MBHORNSFAN said:

What decision?

Some of it is coming from this. Along with speculation DeBoer wants out of Bama and so on and so on…it’s a crazy time. 

Posted
9 minutes ago, BlackCat said:

I don’t agree with this sentiment in this instance, but I think you’re correct about the nature of fan bases in general. 
 

Sark was plenty popular  heading into this season. The hype was through the roof and a lot of that was coming from him. Maybe he had some bad evals at receiver or got unlucky with other targets in the portal, maybe his db hire didn’t pan out, maybe Arch got the yips. Whatever. 
 

For your OL to suck this bad at this stage of his tenure is completely unacceptable and raises major red flags that can’t be ignored. It cost us huge. The only explanation I can think of is he didn’t have his eye on the ball and didn’t understand his own team well enough to hit the portal. I think he was dealing with personal issues. I want the best for the guy but this was a massive fuck up and I don’t think there’s anything wrong with crying foul. 

Can't much argue with that.  The OL is the most glaring problem and seemingly the most inexplicable.

Although the Akina hire seems most unfortunate, it happened for a good reason in Gideon departing for a DC job and Joseph for the NFL.

And you have to think PK had some input in the hire.  Can't solely tag Sark with that.

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Posted

Just like the good ole days of shaggy dominating the forum meltdown on the bama website that would highlight our awesomeness.   We are now under surly dominating message board geniuses.   We are a force.  We are the VY of meltdowns 

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Posted
8 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Just like the good ole days of shaggy dominating the forum meltdown on the bama website that would highlight our awesomeness.   We are now under surly dominating message board geniuses.   We are a force.  We are the VY of meltdowns 

I have not seen much of Message Board Geniuses.  Worth a regular visit?

Posted (edited)
8 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Just so we're all clear, surly wants to lose the next two games, right?

I want to win the next two games

I want Sark to make some real changes, OC, O-Line coach, special teams and Defense backs coach. Hit the portal hard

LEARN

ADJUST

and if he does none of those things and next year trends down,

Replace him

 

BUT if he has shit on this university and its core values then I want him gone end of year. I'm not talking about the rumor shit. REAL verifiable proof = gone 

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Posted
25 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Some of it is coming from this. Along with speculation DeBoer wants out of Bama and so on and so on…it’s a crazy time. 

 

It's amazing people believe this nonsense. Any random person can post anything and people believe it.  No wonder these Nigerian scams continue to work. People are morons. 

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Florida is the only inexplicable loss we’ve had this season. I’m not surprised that we lost to Ohio State and Georgia, especially with a first-year starter at QB. 

You realize that Georgia and Ohio State also have first-year starters at qb, right?
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Posted
25 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Can't much argue with that.  The OL is the most glaring problem and seemingly the most inexplicable.

Although the Akina hire seems most unfortunate, it happened for a good reason in Gideon departing for a DC job and Joseph for the NFL.

And you have to think PK had some input in the hire.  Can't solely tag Sark with that.

Nansen, too. Akina was under him at Arizona. 

Posted
10 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Just so we're all clear, surly wants to lose the next two games, right?

Fuck no. We might miss the playoffs but if we can beat OU, A&M, and Arkansas then we will at least have that. Then we can crown that even when we massively screw up we still beat those fuckheads 

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Posted
 
It's amazing people believe this nonsense. Any random person can post anything and people believe it.  No wonder these Nigerian scams continue to work. People are morons. 

“When the son of the deposed King of Nigeria emails you directly asking for help, you help. His father ran the freaking country, okay?”
- Michael Scott
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Posted
4 minutes ago, BlackCat said:

Fuck no. We might miss the playoffs but if we can beat OU, A&M, and Arkansas then we will at least have that. Then we can crown that even when we massively screw up we still beat those fuckheads 

Yes. This is still a trifecta that counts. Most hated opponents. From way back. Beating all 3 is a nice hat trick. 

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Posted
26 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Just like the good ole days of shaggy dominating the forum meltdown on the bama website that would highlight our awesomeness.   We are now under surly dominating message board geniuses.   We are a force.  We are the VY of meltdowns 

The post above is not on surly. 

Posted
34 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Can't much argue with that.  The OL is the most glaring problem and seemingly the most inexplicable.

Although the Akina hire seems most unfortunate, it happened for a good reason in Gideon departing for a DC job and Joseph for the NFL.

And you have to think PK had some input in the hire.  Can't solely tag Sark with that.

The bad replacements happened not so coincidentally the same time someone showed back up in Austin. It's in the 229 time line.

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Posted
1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

The bad replacements happened not so coincidentally the same time someone showed back up in Austin. It's in the 229 time line.

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Good lord. 

Posted
7 minutes ago, BlackCat said:

Fuck no. We might miss the playoffs but if we can beat OU, A&M, and Arkansas then we will at least have that. Then we can crown that even when we massively screw up we still beat those fuckheads 

Playoff bids will be OU’s and aggy’s consolation prizes for falling to beat us this season while we go play in the Alamo Bowl. 

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Posted
3 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

This thread is getting hard to follow. Can someone provide a summary of who was fucking who?

Here’s the equation:

Sark (not undefeated) * Pussy^2 (undefeated) + Alcohol = 🤷‍♂️

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

Here’s the equation:

Sark (not undefeated) * Pussy^2 (undefeated) + Alcohol = 🤷‍♂️

I can’t say I’m much of a better man than him when you put it that way….although I would hope he’s gotten more pussy.

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Posted
26 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Just so we're all clear, surly wants to lose the next two games, right?

In my post you responded to, I noted that I do not believe winning or losing them will alter Sark's future at Texas.

Since I know you care so much.

In my perfect world, we pull off beating pig and aggie to round home against all 3 rival teams. 

aggie goes on to get their shit pushed in by Ole Miss in the SEC champ game (no idea if they can both make it). 

Then Tech eliminates aggie with blow out victory in the CFP. 

Elko wipes his ass with contract and heads off to PSU. 

Sark goes away, don't care where.

Cignetti or Lanning is named Texas HC. 

We kill it in the winter portal after destroying some scrub in the Nobody Watches Bowl sponsored by Who Gives Shit with our interim HC, PK.

Lane creates a legal case when Mississippi sues Louisiana over some bullshit because he goes to coach LSU. 

Ou announces it's shutting down it's football program because sucking sucks.

Petrino gets in a car wreck with Jordan.

 

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Posted
6 minutes ago, horn009 said:

Playoff bids will be OU’s and aggy’s consolation prizes for falling to beat us this season while we go play in the Alamo Bowl. 

The SEC doesn't play in the Alamo Bowl. That's Big 12 vs Big 10 now.

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Posted
19 minutes ago, BlackCat said:

Fuck no. We might miss the playoffs but if we can beat OU, A&M, and Arkansas then we will at least have that. Then we can crown that even when we massively screw up we still beat those fuckheads 

Murder aggy and all is right for a while….

Posted
1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

I don't hate your posts at all. They amuse me, like a clown. All fan bases and boards need juvenile shit talkers that learned their trade on social media. If this place didn't have regards to entertain us with pointless things that make no sense it would just be people preaching to we enlightened as to why we're horrible fans. No sir, I love your posts. Now you're not in the rarified air of @David Dennison as his contrary opinion hate baiting is next level fun but dont let that get you down. Keep it up, and maybe someday you too can figure out the algorithm to make us ALL smile on the reg. Good bye and good luck!

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Posted
11 minutes ago, horn009 said:

Playoff bids will be OU’s and aggy’s consolation prizes for falling to beat us this season while we go play in the Alamo Bowl. 

Texas Bowl probably 

Posted
7 minutes ago, JohnnyTapia said:

Nansen is having to coach the LB's and Safeties this season.. from what I've heard. Complete mess 

Yikes. 

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Posted
8 hours ago, Sarkisagenius said:

If this was Georgia or Bama, Sark would have already had to clean out his desk.

LOL based on what? The fact that Georgia let Mark Richt hang around for 15 years? Richt lost 4 games or more SIX times while at Georgia, but sure, they would've kicked Sark to the curb already.

Posted
33 minutes ago, MBHORNSFAN said:

It's amazing people believe this nonsense. Any random person can post anything and people believe it.  No wonder these Nigerian scams continue to work. People are morons. 

This thread is a perfect example.

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Posted (edited)
6 minutes ago, TheBryMan81 said:

LOL based on what? The fact that Georgia let Mark Richt hang around for 15 years? Richt lost 4 games or more SIX times while at Georgia, but sure, they would've kicked Sark to the curb already.

The very first game of this season for bama. 
 

our fan base likes to talk about our history and such and say we want to win titles but until titles are the only thing that matter to our fan base we are not die hard enough. Our bases talk about expectations is just lip service because when push comes to shove we tend to make every excuse in the book until it’s too late. 

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this thread is toxic and should be locked.  theres nothing here but fluff - bullshit hearsay and rumors.   nobody knows a damn thing.  cdc's admin doesnt know what cdc is thinking.  if sark had beat geogia ya'll all be sucking his dick right now, but because he lost your out for blood.   10 games into the season you're whining about the cancelled spring game and complaining there were oneadays instead of twoadays.  apparently the dude cant even have one hour of alone time. give the man a break.  alcoholism is a daily struggle, and so is monogamy for some people.  none of ya'll are god so get off your high horse judging others.  if we lose the last two games i expect some shit to go down, but right now we're in the thick of it so you should shut the fuck up and get behind the team.  this discussion is only helping our opponents.

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Posted
16 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

In my post you responded to, I noted that I do not believe winning or losing them will alter Sark's future at Texas.

Since I know you care so much.

In my perfect world, we pull off beating pig and aggie to round home against all 3 rival teams. 

aggie goes on to get their shit pushed in by Ole Miss in the SEC champ game (no idea if they can both make it). 

Then Tech eliminates aggie with blow out victory in the CFP. 

Elko wipes his ass with contract and heads off to PSU. 

Sark goes away, don't care where.

Cignetti or Lanning is named Texas HC. 

We kill it in the winter portal after destroying some scrub in the Nobody Watches Bowl sponsored by Who Gives Shit with our interim HC, PK.

Lane creates a legal case when Mississippi sues Louisiana over some bullshit because he goes to coach LSU. 

Ou announces it's shutting down it's football program because sucking sucks.

Petrino gets in a car wreck with Jordan.

 

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Posted
3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

The very first game of this season for bama. 
 

our fan base likes to talk about our history and such and say we want to win titles but until titles are the only thing that matter to our fan base we are not die hard enough. 

The education and perception of the university are too important for that to ever happen I’m afraid. I completely agree with you though. At some point it has to be all that matters and then you get the success we expect. 

Posted
1 minute ago, thrillhammer said:

this thread is toxic and should be locked.  theres nothing here but fluff - bullshit hearsay and rumors.   nobody knows a damn thing.  cdc's admin doesnt know what cdc is thinking.  if sark had beat geogia ya'll all be sucking his dick right now, but because he lost your out for blood.   10 games into the season you're whining about the cancelled spring game and complaining there were oneadays instead of twoadays.  apparently the dude cant even have one hour of alone time. give the man a break.  alcoholism is a daily struggle, and so is monogamy for some people.  none of ya'll are god so get off your high horse judging others.  if we lose the last two games i expect some shit to go down, but right now we're in the thick of it so you should shut the fuck up and get behind the team.  this discussion is only helping our opponents.

You know when you respond to rage bate with a rage bait take it actually helps that thread/influencer/post remain at the top get more clicks and propel the algorithm. So, thanks for supporting my personal efforts. Your assistance is appreciated.

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Posted
Just now, thrillhammer said:

this thread is toxic and should be locked.  theres nothing here but fluff - bullshit hearsay and rumors.   nobody knows a damn thing.  cdc's admin doesnt know what cdc is thinking.  if sark had beat geogia ya'll all be sucking his dick right now, but because he lost your out for blood.   10 games into the season you're whining about the cancelled spring game and complaining there were oneadays instead of twoadays.  apparently the dude cant even have one hour of alone time. give the man a break.  alcoholism is a daily struggle, and so is monogamy for some people.  none of ya'll are god so get off your high horse judging others.  if we lose the last two games i expect some shit to go down, but right now we're in the thick of it so you should shut the fuck up and get behind the team.  this discussion is only helping our opponents.

\We're not mad about off-field shit because we're losing; we're losing because of off-field shit. You got the order of things reversed.

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Posted (edited)
3 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

The education and perception of the university are too important for that to ever happen I’m afraid. I completely agree with you though. At some point it has to be all that matters and then you get the success we expect. 

That’s the problem the base needs to be able to separate the athletic department from the university in their minds. Because the AD has a scandal or gets a sanction that has virtually zero impact on the school side. There is obviously lines to draw such as Baylor rape/murder cover ups, Penn state pedo ring, etc. but for the run of the mill ncaa BS it shouldn’t matter. The run of the mill stuff doesn’t devalue your degree, plain and simple. One could probably make the argument a Penn state degree isn’t devalued from their scandal but that opinion wouldn’t go over well here 

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Posted
1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

\We're not mad about off-field shit because we're losing; we're losing because of off-field shit. You got the order of things reversed.

But he's not wrong about me wanting to suck Sark's cock, so there's that.

Posted (edited)
26 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

The very first game of this season for bama. 
 

our fan base likes to talk about our history and such and say we want to win titles but until titles are the only thing that matter to our fan base we are not die hard enough. 

I didn't realize that Bama made their head coach "clean out his desk" this year. Mea culpa.

I just think it's so stupid how people on this board come up with these fantasies in their head and project them as fact. "Hyuck hyuck, Georgia would've made him clean out his desk already, we don't have the right mindset". No, Georgia let Mark Richt hang around for 15 years full of solid but mostly unspectacular seasons. Then they got lucky that Nick Saban's right hand man was an alumnus.

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Posted
1 minute ago, TheBryMan81 said:

I didn't realize that Bama made their head coach "clean out his desk" this year. Mea culpa.

I just think it's so stupid how people on this board come up with these fantasies in their head and project them as fact. "Hyuck hyuck, Georgia would've made him clean out his desk already, we don't have the right mindset". No, Georgia let Mark Richt hang around for 15 years full of solid seasons. Then they got lucky that Nick Saban's right hand man was an alumnus.

Are you trying to tell me you wouldn't have sucked Sark's cock had he beaten Georgia?

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Posted
6 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

\We're not mad about off-field shit because we're losing; we're losing because of off-field shit. You got the order of things reversed.

I think you opened the matrix with that comment or disrupted the space time continuum or…something. 
 

this is just be our talking point from now on. Succinct something I cannot do. Do you mind if I copy and paste and just use as my comment to anything from now on? Even requests for nudes? K thx bai 

Posted
6 hours ago, Skipper said:

But you are  kidding yourself to think that if Sark is replaced, similar toxicity won't exist the first time Freeman or Kiffin or whoever has a disappointing loss.  The coach everyone is clamoring for today will suddenly become a fucking retard and no doubt people will search and gossip about off the field reasons to explain why their god given right to enjoy a 10+ win and playoff season is in jeopardy.

Can you imagine if we lost to, idk, Northern Illinois in year 3 of a coaches tenure?

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