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3 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Aggy's point was that going to Miami, Notre Dame, and the Arizona area were better roadtrips than going to Austin;  also they said that most of their P5 OOC opponents were better than Texas (ie Clemson, Notre Dame, Miami).

 

and TEXAS' road trips suck compared to going to Colon Station.

 

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26 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

okay, future:

2020 aggy - none, TEXAS at LSU

2021: aggy - at Colorado, TEXAS at Arkie

2022: neither has ooc road games

2023: aggy - at Miami, Fla, TEXAS - at Bama

2024: neither

2025: aggy at ND, TEXAS at fOSU

2026: neither

2027: aggy at ASU, TEXAS at Mich

2028: neither

2029: aggy at Louisville, TEXAS at Geo

that's as far as I see aggy future schedules

TEXAS:

2030 at Florida

2032 at ASU

only possible better game for aggy is 2025. because who wants to go to fucking ohio state and be around those fucktwats.

aggy will swap that Notre Dame game out for something winnable before 2025.

2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Ok, I trudged through it... now I need to take a shower!!

Aggy:  Top 10 Reasons Why Not to Play Texas

  • #1. Texas Wants it So Bad and Needs it More

 

Ha, Texas doesn't "want it so bad" or "need" anything, you goddamn imbecile. They're calling you out publicly and clowning you, knowing that your AD will not risk losing to tu. If you don't try, you can't lose, and then you get to keep saying that you've moved on or Texas needs it more or whatever the fuck. 

As much as these morons wish it were so, there never has been and never will be a world in which Texas needs a fucking thing from A&M. All objective information bears this out. 

And no, I am not one that hopes Texas plays those dorks ever again. I appreciate the AD's efforts to schedule games against Notre Dame, USC, Michigan, etc - prestigious programs and institutions with whom Texas has more in common. 

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2 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

Her eyes aren't following social distancing guidelines.

Her hair is pasture brown

Her legs monster thighs

Her belly's rather round

She’s got Billy Liucci eyes

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with apologies to Ms Davis and Ms Carnes

59 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

and TEXAS' road trips suck compared to going to Colon Station.

 

It has to be really disappointing for a player from a school like Miami or Notre Dame to go on a roadtrip to Aggy...

(Funny thought:  Bet some of the current aggy players have already applied for passports so they can be eligible to travel to upcoming road games against Colorado and Miami.   LOL)

 

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2 hours ago, Handcruser said:


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Yeah I wonder what happened here. Maybe the tongs got all caught up in the birth canal or something. Sad.



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She falls down a well, her eyes go cross. She gets kicked by a mule. They go back. I don't know.

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4 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

No one knows college football recruiting quite like Billy Liucci

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Every single year.

Y’all seriously couldn’t see the resemblance?

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Also, the one and only black guy there is Dameyune Craig’s kid.


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"her responsibilities include customer service relations and everything in between."

 

in between what?

aggy will swap that Notre Dame game out for something winnable before 2025.
That sounds wildly familiar back in 2012 when Oregon was great and aggy went to the sec and swapped that series for clemson when clemson was clemsoning once or twice a year.

Didn't really work out for them as usual.

Wait my bad. They hung with clemson at home a few years ago and hung their hat on that. The team who stayed the closest to celmson that year was wall worthy. But when texas lost by 7 to lsu, it was because they were installing a new offense.

The comedy always comes full circle.

Hey Lia, why the long face?  

It has got to be so depressing to have an ugly wife.  

Yea dipshit Billy got owned on that one. Open ended questions like that aren't made for Twitter. Apparently they are too dumb to realize that.

She falls down a well, her eyes go cross. She gets kicked by a mule. They go back. I don't know.

I know I’m drinking, but I laughed
6 hours ago, Deej said:

Better road trips. Lulz. Austin sucks. And when you have 4 road games a season...

You know the routine....next year we’ll schedule big boy teams......bla bla bla.

3 hours ago, texaslong said:

Texags staff

There is almost no diversity on the Texags staff. 

WTF do all those ppl do? No wonder ketch is jealous of him. He seems to enjoy having a large intern group...

3 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

Y’all seriously couldn’t see the resemblance?

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Also, the one and only black guy there is Dameyune Craig’s kid.


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Lia better learn to bring 110% if she wants the boss.

12 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Ok, I trudged through it... now I need to take a shower!!

Aggy:  Top 10 Reasons Why Not to Play Texas

  • #10  Texas Ended the Series
  • #9   Don't Let Texas Set the Terms
  • #8  Texas Encouraged B12 Teams not to schedule A&M
  • #7. Don't Be Manipulated by Texas Media
  • #6  A&M Should Set it's Own Scheduling Philosophy
  • #5. Better Road Trips
  • #4. Better Nonconference Opponents
  • #3  Expand A&M National Brand
  • #2. A&M Doesn't Need to Play Texas
  • #1. Texas Wants it So Bad and Needs it More

 

In all fairness.. I do NOT want to play aggy either. My reasons 1 thru 10 are: FUCK AGGY

aggy reasons not wanting to play tu are:

1 oh fuck no...

2 but, but, but...

3 oh please GOD. I'll sacrifice my favorite, slightly used sheep if you help poor aggy..

4 but, but, but...

5. I scared.

6. what if...

7. Is it still a quality loss if it's to the sips?

8. I do not like this...

9. I think aggy can. I think aggy can, I think aggy can....  Oh fuck... aggy gonna get raped.

10. Hold me! 

10 hours ago, tejas60 said:

"her responsibilities include customer service relations and everything in between."

 

in between what?

Mutton sammiches.

16 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

No one knows college football recruiting quite like Billy Liucci

liucci rise to power.jpeg

Somebody should Tweet that at him and ask why anybody should take his thoughts on recruiting seriously.

15 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Ok, I trudged through it... now I need to take a shower!!

Aggy:  Top 10 Reasons Why Not to Play Texas

  • #10  Texas Ended the Series
  • #9   Don't Let Texas Set the Terms
  • #8  Texas Encouraged B12 Teams not to schedule A&M
  • #7. Don't Be Manipulated by Texas Media
  • #6  A&M Should Set it's Own Scheduling Philosophy
  • #5. Better Road Trips
  • #4. Better Nonconference Opponents
  • #3  Expand A&M National Brand
  • #2. A&M Doesn't Need to Play Texas
  • #1. Texas Wants it So Bad and Needs it More

 

So they started and ended with outright lies and filled with a bunch of pandering BS in between.  

Par for the texags course.

We set up a reference board and stakes and use a plumb bob to monitor the excavation as it progresses in depth all the way to the bottom.

The drill shafts support the columns and bridges on overpasses.

46 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

We set up a reference board and stakes and use a plumb bob to monitor the excavation as it progresses in depth all the way to the bottom.

The drill shafts support the columns and bridges on overpasses.

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1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Will try to get photo of prototypical corp turd.

 

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2 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

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Is that Thujone’s muse?

On 5/15/2020 at 9:58 AM, RamjetFDO said:

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Same but different...more geeky looking.

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I can't believe his momma never rolled him over in the crib.

why does he have the sleeves on his safety vest sewed up tight like he plays on the D line?

and does he have shoulder padding in there too so he looks more ripped?

Yeah I’d prob take these pics down. I’m all for making fun of the dude but.....


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46 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

You can't tell from that angle but those horn rimmed glasses are about 1/2" thick.

And don't you know he just loves wearing orange?

Tennessee orange..... SECSECSEC!!!!

1 minute ago, tejas60 said:

Why are his pants tucked in his boots? Don't look muddy. 

There are scattered muddy areas from heavy rain earlier in the week.  We'll be in a dry spot for an hour or so and then back to the mud.  Also because they are walking in and around wet concrete most of the day.

13 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Okay, along with this photo we'll have a contest. Who can guess his name?

Hint:. It starts with an "S".
 

Phteven

1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

You can't tell from that angle but those horn rimmed glasses are about 1/2" thick.

And don't you know he just loves wearing orange?

Why isn't he wearing the safety vest upside down?

16 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Skyler

The thing is that he's the only person I've ever known named Skyler that wasn't a female.

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