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32 minutes ago, Zeus said:

lol my aggy friend is way more realistic, he played ball there under Jimbo Fisher. 
 

He just texted me “God hates A&M” lol

 

Did you text him back with, “The list is longer than that,” or similar?

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The one thing I'll say about my aggy family is they are 2%ers. Very successful, but also very realistic. Hell, my cousin even said Miami would beat them, with my uncle chiming in he was right. They were talking about how they robbed ND of the win, and then Texas came off the top ropes. They said that's when it dawned on them they have played no one, and the one team they did destroyed them. 

They just plainly stated there was no way they were winning a CFP game after having to make a miraculous comeback against a 4-win USCe team, barely escaped a 5-win Arky that Texas pummeled, beat a hapless Mizzou with a third string QB, beat a coachless LSU, and barely escaped against a 5-win Auburn. 

They knew. We watched it together and it was brutal for both teams. Neither should have been in the CFP. Cristobal is so fucking bad. Elko is about to have to rebuild, which as far as I know he's never had to do before. We all just sat there laughing at how bad both teams are. I'm just glad they don't make excuses and shit. They're real people who don't live in fantasy land. Reed is worse than I remembered. I thought maybe it was a one-off against us because we're just better all around, but nope, he's dog shit. They better figure something out soon because they won't be making the CFP again in the next 3-4 years. They have to let Reed walk. Literally any QB on their roster has to be better than him. He's less than a scrub. 

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4 hours ago, Vertigo said:

I met my local redass aggy friend for some humble pie this week. He proceeded to tell me how excited he was that they were able to make the playoffs for the first time since the 1940's. (continued below)

When I asked him for clarification, he said that there was a tournament playoff format in college football in the 1940's before the bowl system, and that A&M had participated in said tournament to crown a national champion in the 1940's. Naturally, this sent me to the interwebs to confirm that of course he is an idoit, but there is somehow some more mythical aggie lore circulating around the echo chamber of college station about this.

what in the ever loving fuck

tell your friend you want to know more about their playoff participation in the 1940s

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21 hours ago, NBHorn7 said:

elko.jpeg

Everything acting HC Biff Poggi said after Michigan's win over Central ...

Elko and Poggi laugh at these amateurs when it comes to eating.

Wouldn't you like to see these two put on that diaper and go at it sumo style.

 

 

 

That dude is only 47 years old. 

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1 hour ago, nnm said:

That dude is only 47 years old. 

Which is both weirdly a miracle and also scary to think something like that could walk into your home, eat all of your food, and there is no way to stop him. Not even a crane could move that amount of mass. 

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Just now, William Bludworth said:

Which is both weirdly a miracle and also scary to think something like that could walk into your home, eat all of your food, and there is no way to stop him. Not even a crane could move that amount of mass. 

We talking about Elko or Ketch?

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Posted
1 hour ago, nnm said:

That dude is only 47 years old. 

Only reason aggy hired him.  They will never have to pay the buyout.

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1 minute ago, TOR said:

Only reason aggy hired him.  They will never have to pay the buyout.

I was going to make some Terry Price comment, but I actually felt bad. Just sad. 

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Just now, Tex Pete said:

I was going to make some Terry Price comment, but I actually felt bad. Just sad. 

Wow. I totally forgot about that guy. On the real, my uncle knew him and said he wss a really good guy. I can't bring myself to make fun of the deceased, especially when outside of football he was supposedly a good human being. 
 

Rest in peace, Terry. 

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19 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

No idea why I bother trying to add a funny phrase to this shot. It's perfect the way it is: 

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This work of art should be named "Down." 

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20 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

No idea why I bother trying to add a funny phrase to this shot. It's perfect the way it is: 

image.thumb.png.9c2aba921b7526928d85316321dd4a99.png

OK so no funny phrase, but how about some “Dueling Banjos” music?

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On 12/23/2025 at 10:09 AM, Tex Long said:

"A Perineal .500" is a pretty good motto.

Miz Long all over me on this thread... as a Drama major at Texas, she has a lifelong eye for words, and pointed out that my new motto here is easier to say and just as relevant:

"Half tainted" 

I personally would rather go with "Half ass", but it lacks elegance as well as overall accuracy.

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13 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

We talking about Elko or Ketch?

 

12 hours ago, William Bludworth said:

Aren't they the same person?

Hmmmm... Welp, it's apparently true that no one has ever seen both of them at the Golden Corral at the same time.

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there are at least 200 different pieces of aggy cosplay flair across 2 dozen categories

as best i can tell, there are 30+ "major unit" flair options and 36 ribbons for service heraldry - things like fish drill team

our tax dollars at work have developed a cultural infestation that generates a cosplay economy consuming at least $25 million per year

15000 aggy rings are ordered from balfour each year at a cost ~$750 on average w/ 24kt gold versions starting at $1100 before addition of optional gemstones

add in resizing, modifications, upgrades, the aggy ring economy alone is worth in excess of $12 million per year

https://www.aggienetwork.com/traditionsthroughtime/corpsuniforms/#:~:text=Texas A&M began as an,those current in the Army.

https://corps.tamu.edu/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/The-Standard-Aug-2025-1.pdf

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2 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Every aggy I know has “well at least we made it to the playoffs “ on the social media if they posted anything about the game at all.

It’s like they have a central office that sends out these things to coping Aggy.

It’s like those “I’m going to Aggieland!” fold outs they send to kids who get accepted there. And since they accept anything with a pulse, I’ve seen kids with those among poor tribes in Africa and on the streets of Hoboken.

One blew into my yard once, but I called and told John Sharp I was declining their acceptance and threw it in the trash. I have standards. 

Posted
1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

there are at least 200 different pieces of aggy cosplay flair across 2 dozen categories

as best i can tell, there are 30+ "major unit" flair options and 36 ribbons for service heraldry - things like fish drill team

our tax dollars at work have developed a cultural infestation that generates a cosplay economy consuming at least $25 million per year

15000 aggy rings are ordered from balfour each year at a cost ~$750 on average w/ 24kt gold versions starting at $1100 before addition of optional gemstones

add in resizing, modifications, upgrades, the aggy ring economy alone is worth in excess of $12 million per year

https://www.aggienetwork.com/traditionsthroughtime/corpsuniforms/#:~:text=Texas A&M began as an,those current in the Army.

https://corps.tamu.edu/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/The-Standard-Aug-2025-1.pdf

The descent into madness abides.

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