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1 hour ago, elfenix said:
On 5/20/2020 at 1:12 PM, Vic Mackey said:
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32. Real Texans know they've never had a "Dr. Pepper"

??? do you say “d.p.”?

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cue brat with "back in my day there was a period in Dr Pepper for a time"

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Miami Cubano shoes right there.

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22 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Brat was drinking it when Pepper was in undergrad

When he was actually pre-law.

When the last dish is cleaned the wet cloth goes on the partition to dry.  There will be no more dishes being soiled until the next day.  Culinary activities have ceased until then.

On 5/21/2020 at 11:27 PM, Vic Mackey said:

Salad drenched in ranch dressing, shredded cheese and a large coke on the side.

Umm, that'd be a Diet Coke, 11 of them.



Corsicana, TX
Is it necessary to include "Texas"?

It's like going to a concert & the singer is constantly saying "How's it going Houston, Texas!" or "Let me hear you make some noise Austin, Texas!" (as though we weren't certain if they really meant Austin, Minnesota).

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31 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Who is the guy for August?

Actor named Jamie Dornan. 

Is it necessary to include "Texas"?

It's like going to a concert & the singer is constantly saying "How's it going Houston, Texas!" or "Let me hear you make some noise Austin, Texas!" (as though we weren't certain if they really meant Austin, Minnesota).

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Well since they asked about the fruit cake, I wasn’t sure if they knew the history.


Corsicana, TX

Yeah those nutty McNutts. It’s still a shitty food item.
2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Am i drunk or does that look like Vanilla Ice hanging off a sign that says, "I Fight on Homestead"??? 

and yeah, sometimes you gotta say Austin, Texas and Corsicana, Texas.  There was some website years ago that I used regularly and when I'd go to enter Austin, it would auto-populate Austin, MN and it was annoying as hell.  Anybody that books on Southwest airlines website regularly sees when you put in "AUS" and not the word "Austin" it sometimes brings up GRR/Grand Rapids.  I've never understood why, it makes similar mistakes with other 3-letter airport codes as well.  

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"Nobody wants to share my moms picture because she have only one hand"

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23 minutes ago, futureman said:

pretty cute for a one-armed girl. 

She gives a hookjob from hell though.  (uncrosses legs)  

2 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

They call her Lefty

Best kind of girl to take to a drive in theater, assuming you are in the driver's seat. 

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