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22 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

All of them

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Applebee’s food is decent, and by decent I mean get shitfaced on 50 cent Long Island iced teas and dollar margaritas before they bring you your food.

13 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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where’s Patrice O’Neal?

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31 minutes ago, futureman said:

got any more of her???

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Maybe im drunk, possible, but what does that fucking spell?


Chaites. Can’t you read?
11 hours ago, Lobo said:

 Murphy, Pryor, Chapelle, Rock.  That makes it so difficult is because while this is obviously a Top 12 list of black comics, the four I mentioned are probably 4 of the top 10 comics of any race of all time. 

 

Chappelle and Rock aren't top ten any race are they?  Maybe if Rolling Stone made the list.  

1 hour ago, tbone_ said:

Moron

WOOOOO WOOOOO woooo

my bad if you were saying what it says. My drunk ass thought you were saying I am a moron

If you saying I am , then my first reply stands. :)

On 11/13/2020 at 12:32 AM, Grade of D as in David said:

Richard, Eddie, and Dave

I don't disagree but richard, rock, dave with cedric subbing as a covid reserve is just as bad ass night. even richard, eddie, rock would work.

On 11/13/2020 at 8:05 AM, Lobo said:

That's legitimately the most difficult comedy test.  Wow.  

In absolutely no particular order, I'm taking four and I don't care:  Murphy, Pryor, Chapelle, Rock.  That makes it so difficult is because while this is obviously a Top 12 list of black comics, the four I mentioned are probably 4 of the top 10 comics of any race of all time.  And the drop off from the four of them to the other 8 is so severe, it can't even be measured.  In fact, the other 8 of them are famous, but none of them are particularly funny.  That this list doesn't have Hannibal Burress or Roy Woods, Jr. means it was just developed by some white college kid who thinks he's tapped into the hip black comic scene.  I mean, wtf---Chris Tucker as a Top 3 black comic?  Get the fuck outta here with that shit. 

It’d be easier with a 5, because Bernie Mac is unreal on stage as well.    With 5 I’d go in order: Rock, Bernie, Chapelle,, Eddie, Pryor 

 

(as far as how I’d want to watch the set) 

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Fat chick ‘bout to drop a deuce...!

Found one on my own feed finally.

 

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2 minutes ago, Covri said:

Found one on my own feed finally.

 

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Arroz con nomo

35 minutes ago, Covri said:

Found one on my own feed finally.

 

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Mexican rice blows.  But those are corn tortillas, too, so it's closer than it should be.

4 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Swap Meat would be a great name for a gay bar.

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

Mexican rice blows.  But those are corn tortillas, too, so it's closer than it should be.

you sound like a fucking idiot. 

Shoot me, but I’m honestly thinking no mas to frijoles. I like Mexican rice a lot. Tortillas and salsa are non starters. Corn or flour no matter. 

17 minutes ago, Okie State said:

Who the fuck doesn't like corn tortillas?

 

Corn in any form is garbage.  You should be asking who enjoys eating such a bland food barely fit for livestock that you can't properly digest.  Your type 2 didn't come from eating flour tortillas.  It came from your numerous other poor dietary choices like your 44 oz. of corn syrup-filled Coke.

2 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Eat shit tom.

 

I just said I'm not into corn tortillas.  Why would I eat shit?

 
Corn in any form is garbage.  You should be asking who enjoys eating such a bland food barely fit for livestock that you can't properly digest.  Your type 2 didn't come from eating flour tortillas.  It came from your numerous other poor dietary choices like your 44 oz. of corn syrup-filled Coke.
What the fuck are you rambling on about?

Corn. And bakery goods they use corn in.

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