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On 1/8/2021 at 10:48 AM, SurlyBDR said:

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Fuck that. Uno making bullshit rules up. 

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Cake and soda with ease.

Same. I stopped drinking soda a long time ago and I don't really eat many sweets. Maybe a candy bar every now and then. 

I need to cut back on pop,soda, coke-a-cola... but damned if it doesn’t taste better with burgers, tacos, pizzas than water or beer or whatever

On 1/8/2021 at 10:48 AM, SurlyBDR said:

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This is how our house plays, but we also play open-handed, which allows for a lot more strategizing, temporary/uneasy alliances, and eventual betrayal than when nobody can see anyone else's cards. 

Give it a try sometime.

2 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

I need to cut back on pop,soda, coke-a-cola... but damned if it doesn’t taste better with burgers, tacos, pizzas than water or beer or whatever

I can't stop diet Dr. Pepper for the life of me.  Completely addicted.  I have stopped drinking beer without hesitation. I have transformed my diet overnight.  But can't not drink the diet dp.

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3 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

I need to cut back on pop,soda, coke-a-cola... but damned if it doesn’t taste better with burgers, tacos, pizzas than water or beer or whatever

I am the same way. When I am eating indulgent meals, a soda goes great. Other than that,I have zero desire for them unless I am mixing it in a mixed drink (which is rare)

7 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Cake and soda with ease.

the only acceptable answer. 

An ice cold Coke is great every now and then, but I'd agree it would have to go in that situation.

8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Cake and soda with ease.

right? nobody ever said "omg i loooove cake!"

24 minutes ago, mchookem said:

right? nobody ever said "omg i loooove cake!"

well, other than dumb fat girls. 

1 hour ago, mchookem said:

right? nobody ever said "omg i loooove cake!"

Cake is a child’s dessert. 

Cake is a child’s dessert. 

Maybe.

Still love me an old school Duncan Hines yellow cake with chocolate icing.

That said...ditch soda and cake, that’s an easy call.
14 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Tacos and Soda.

 

 I can eat burritos and drink kool-aid.

16 hours ago, futureman said:

well, other than dumb fat girls. 

In a fun run I was in a couple of years ago ...

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20 hours ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Am I inebriated or is that funnier than it should be? 

Nope, that’s pretty fucking funny. And true...

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Why would you buy a Porsche if you’re gonna run it through a touching car wash...

I mean I have just a Challenger T/A and I hand wash that hoe every time.
6 minutes ago, Speedtrucker said:


Why would you buy a Porsche if you’re gonna run it through a touching car wash...

I mean I have just a Challenger T/A and I hand wash that hoe every time.

What about your car though

3 hours ago, Speedtrucker said:


Why would you buy a Porsche if you’re gonna run it through a touching car wash...

I mean I have just a Challenger T/A and I hand wash that hoe every time.

Bless your heart

On 1/9/2021 at 7:31 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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Only true ballers can drop $275K on a cookie cutter 4-bedroom in the suburbs. Gotta have a sweet ride for the hour long (each way) commute to work.

5 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

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Same picture with tortillas was NNM. 

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