July 17, 20232 yr 8 hours ago, ztejas said: From a physical standpoint the lion is the easy answer. But I might take my chances with the bear as I think that's the least aggressive towards humans of those 4. You don't want to pick a pursuit animal so Hippo offers your best chance. Just keep moving. How's your cardio.
July 17, 20232 yr You don't want to pick a pursuit animal so Hippo offers your best chance. Just keep moving. How's your cardio. Hope you can run 20mph and didn’t piss off the hippo.https://africafreak.com/how-fast-can-a-hippo-runBasically with any of those choices you’re fucked, unless you can get away with playing dead with that bear.
July 18, 20232 yr 12 minutes ago, demos said: Hope you can run 20mph and didn’t piss off the hippo. https://africafreak.com/how-fast-can-a-hippo-run Basically with any of those choices you’re fucked, unless you can get away with playing dead with that bear. I'll take Hippo still. They don't turn well at that speed at all. Keep changing directions. Just don't let it head you off at the pass.
July 18, 20232 yr 4 hours ago, demos said: Hope you can run 20mph and didn’t piss off the hippo. https://africafreak.com/how-fast-can-a-hippo-run Basically with any of those choices you’re fucked, unless you can get away with playing dead with that bear are Kevin. fify
July 18, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said: Almost 3 shitty base level luxury cars per year. Just think he could have had 2 actually really nice Audis or BMWs.
July 18, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said: First off, I can almost smell that picture. Second, I'd bet she's got enough pocket dogs to keep half that plane fed.
July 18, 20232 yr Serious question, does the airline expect someone to sit in the seat where her oxygen tank is? I mean damn! That’s a rough flight. But as was brought up you know she has the good stacks in her purse.
July 18, 20232 yr Damn. That bitch got bat wings on her forearms. Wow. ETA: who picks a middle seat? Edited July 18, 20232 yr by thunderlounge ou sux
July 18, 20232 yr The issue is when they buy 1 seat and try to "squeeze" in. If she bought two, I'm cool with it, elbow room bitches. I'll gladly take that seat, put on my headphones and enjoy the flight.
July 18, 20232 yr 13 minutes ago, Mother mopar said: The issue is when they buy 1 seat and try to "squeeze" in. If she bought two, I'm cool with it, elbow room bitches. I'll gladly take that seat, put on my headphones and enjoy the flight. I sat across the aisle from a guy on a SW flight that bought two seats. He was probably a seat and a quarter, no oxygen tank. I actually felt bad for him having to explain it over and over to the last couple dozen people as the plane was filling up.
July 18, 20232 yr Yeah that’s unfortunate. They should come up with something more dignified, like a floral muumuu he could wear to wordlessly designate himself as a double seater.
July 18, 20232 yr 54 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said: like a floral muumuu Great episode. "Hey Mrs. Doesn't Find Me Sexually Attractive Anymore, I just tripled my productivity"
July 18, 20232 yr 20 hours ago, PRONG HORN said: I'll take Hippo still. They don't turn well at that speed at all. Keep changing directions. Just don't let it head you off at the pass. Exactly. Bulls are faster than humans and Matadors have been making them look pretty dumb for a long time. There isn't a great option but that's got to be better than your chances with a bear or a lion
July 18, 20232 yr They should have to ride under the plane with the luggage. Probably more comfortable for them to be honest
July 19, 20232 yr On 7/17/2023 at 3:52 PM, closetohumping said: Didn't even read the text. His last name is Farren? Wow. you think that's real? wow. you're a real fucking idiot.
July 19, 20232 yr 5 hours ago, Incredulity said: Great episode. "Hey Mrs. Doesn't Find Me Sexually Attractive Anymore, I just tripled my productivity" An Instagram account I follow did a round by round best simpsons episodes tournament as decided by voters. King Size Homer made the final 8.
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