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12 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I thought the minimum age was 1/2 your age + 7.  So a chick over 22 is acceptable. 
 

12 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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That steak is overcooked. Would not eat.

Also, does anyone actually enjoy eating a women out? I did it for my first gf because it was the only way she could have an orgasm. But never developed the taste for it. 

6 minutes ago, Superhero said:

I thought the minimum age was 1/2 your age + 7.  So a chick over 22 is acceptable. 

That's some idiocy a middle aged woman dreamed up.

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The minimum age is half your age times 2 minus your age plus eighteen 

14 hours ago, Born to Run said:

And that bird happens to ride goofy foot.

I'm goofy footed and left eye dominant but right-handed. 

1 hour ago, Superhero said:

Also, does anyone actually enjoy eating a women out?

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12 hours ago, Superhero said:

Also, does anyone actually enjoy eating a women out?  

 

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11 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Superhero - you have issues

What do you get out of it except pubic hair ticking your upper lip and an unidentifiable taste? Not disgusting, but I can do without.

My wife doesn't need it, and I'm glad.

 

Now the other way around it mandatory.

 

12 hours ago, ztejas said:

I'm goofy footed and left eye dominant but right-handed. 

Same. I went to a Catholic elementary school in the 60's. Being left handed was morally wrong and they forced me to do everything right handed, like GOD intended. 

50 minutes ago, Superhero said:

What do you get out of it except pubic hair ticking your upper lip and an unidentifiable taste? Not disgusting, but I can do without.

My wife doesn't need it, and I'm glad.

 

Now the other way around it mandatory.

 

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1 hour ago, Superhero said:

What do you get out of it except pubic hair ticking your upper lip and an unidentifiable taste? Not disgusting, but I can do without.

My wife doesn't need it, and I'm glad.

 

Now the other way around it mandatory.

 

Lol. Next you're going to tell us you don't like sucking cock.

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1 hour ago, Superhero said:

What do you get out of it except pubic hair ticking your upper lip and an unidentifiable taste? Not disgusting, but I can do without.

so is that how you told your parents?

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

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This is how Stephen King books start.

A dude in my neighborhood wants to sue the builder because shingles are flying off his roof due to the high winds we're having today

 

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3 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

A dude in my neighborhood wants to sue the builder because shingles are flying off his roof due to the high winds we're having today

 

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Jesus. That has to be at least 12 - maybe 20 dollars worth of shingling. 

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