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19 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

For me it was leaving my closet door open after seeing Poltergeist. 

We have two closet doors in our bedroom that open up to the same closet.  And for all these years, my wife would come to bed with hers slightly open.  And it bugged the shit out of me.  And I never really knew why.  I was just thinking about it again this morning as I compulsively closed mine.  I'm guessing it's some buried childhood trauma from that freaky clown doll.  Thanks for putting that back in my head asshole!   

16 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:

I thought I was the only one who could prevent forest fires. Slept with a bucket of water next to my bed.

Was that Steven Wright?  Or Mitch Hedberg?

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