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Vic Mackey

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Pleading ignorance here. But is eating ass the same as tossing salad? Or just normal flicking the bean?
Eating ass is the current nomenclature for tossing salad which was the preferred term in the 90s for anallingus. Or eating bootyhole in the parlance of our time.

Good combo with flicking of the bean after a little nasty butthole time. Avoid eating ass if there is TP crumbs in said butthole. Side affects may include angry dolphin induced paralysis. Spinal.
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My dad did that back in the 80s at the industrial facility he worked at. Mining and producing light weight aggregrate for road surfaces; it was on 45 but not near enough to Corsicana to go pick up an alternative lunch. So he looked at his tub of melted country crock and asked all the other hardhat wearing blue collar guys if they had any crab legs so they could go halves. I don’t think he ate that day.
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