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29 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

 

New Astros social media guy/gal this year is definitely an upgrade. I love that the org has decided to own the villain mentality, at least for social media purposes 

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Y'all are overreacting about Maton.


Highly doubt it
38 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Y'all are overreacting about Maton. He is top ten percent in avg exit velo and hard hit % and his fastball and curve spin rates are top 5%. I expect his results to improve.

He's a JAG, because when he's not spinning it at an elite level, his stuff gets hit out of the park and this year he's not even striking anyone out.

41 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I want to heart/horns up this post, but then you had to throw in Graveman’s name.

it was more of a dig at the white sox, who are a joke.

yet another al team for the pundits to get excited about and preseason rank above the stros.  yawn.

5 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

it was more of a dig at the white sox, who are a joke.

yet another al team for the pundits to get excited about and preseason rank above the stros.  yawn.

I have to laugh at all the money the Angels and White Sox put into their bullpens only for their managers to mismanage them into complete clusterfucks.

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1 hour ago, Gourmand said:

Y'all are overreacting about Maton. He is top ten percent in avg exit velo and hard hit % and his fastball and curve spin rates are top 5%. I expect his results to improve.


his performance yesterday was simply horrible 

 

 

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Maldy catching and 9th....Berman chopped Machete off.......

I'll be here all week folks

Also more from the presser....gotta love these dudes supporting Yordan.  Not only just being there, but even Diaz is wearing a Tucker shirt etc.  

 

 

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surly astros thread poster - machete, Yuli and Diaz should be hitting BP !!!!!

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it seems bizarre and ridiculous that the decline of a player's performance can be traced precisely to one weird non-injury, non-baseball related play.
but here we are.


I’m late to this party, but he hit .167 with 1 RBI in the ALCS before that WS embarrassment; which is part of what made it so obnoxious.

In recognition of the press conference, my favorite Yordan moment is from August 2019, which was Greinke’s first start after the blockbuster deadline trade.

Huge sellout crowd for a weeknight game, buzzing loud right out of the gate for the postseason hype….and Yordan blasts a bomb in his first AB so loud it actually made the crowd briefly gasp before cheering, almost like a gunshot or mortar round had gone off. That is always my go-to for what it means to truly “kill” a baseball.

Congrats, big man, on the extension…we are extremely fortunate to have you in Houston for years to come.

Also as an aside: Interesting to see Mike Trout instantly go into an 0-26 the moment the Angels are in playoff contention…yet he would still out-tally Yordan by 3-1 margin if MVP media voting was today; simply laughable.

51 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

surly astros thread poster - machete, Yuli and Diaz should be hitting BP !!!!!

That's why Bregs isn't there

is that odo next to altuve ?
Yes and Cintron on other side
2 minutes ago, Scraps said:
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:
is that odo next to altuve ?

Yes and Cintron on other side

 

Cintron should be taking hitting advice from Alvarez.

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Tuve!!

Going after George and Bidge in leadoff homers.

That was fun.  

 

Blast off Space City!!!

Damn, good contact for Bregs… loud out. 

Scared AF of Yordan.

 

Guess I might be too if I was on the hill.

That was the inverse of fun...

an Earl Weaver.

Something with catchers is kryptonite to our pitching staff

That’s AAA level BS right there. Walk the 7 hole,  hit the 8 hole, 3 run homer from the 9 hole. 
 

Gotta be able to finish off the back third of lineups. 

Fear the glove...

Pop!Pop! Fizz! Fizz!

Only the Astros would have dos TOOTBLANs on the same play and it work out the best for us.

Robbie Ray seems like he sucks

Dammit that would have been nice for Bregman.

35 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Yuli batting 5th. Sigh. Dusty’d.


challenge him 

Why does Astros radio have Kelvin Sampson on right now giving a recruiting pitch?

Someone help me out with game and score?  For some reason my net can get surly but won’t load ESPN or MLB (out at big bend) 

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Why does Astros radio have Kelvin Sampson on right now giving a recruiting pitch?

No PBP this entire half inning. Fucking annoying.

Fans giving Javier a standing O....idiots

8 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Fans giving Javier a standing O....idiots

Maybe the ovation is for Dusty for finally pulling him.

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