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Man, we are one bat short.  Losing Brantley really fucked us.

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22 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said:

Man, we are one bat short.  Losing Brantley really fucked us.

Hardly fucked. 37-20 since he went on the IL. 

Just now, TonyTexas said:

Hardly fucked. 37-20 since he went on the IL. 

Well, sure.  But we'd be 57-0 if we had him, so...

7 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Yuli will bat 2nd tomorrow.

dusty can bat his dead aunt 2nd tomorrow for all i care.

17 minutes ago, The Dog said:

McCormick scratched

Playing with fire today. JJ is the only healthy position player on the bench. It might affect their choice of the other initial September call up. 

The Verlander news combined with finding out my wife was pregnant with our first child the next morning is 12 hours that will likely never be topped in my lifetime.

I watched Altuve’s pennant winning homer off Chapman from the hospital room at Texas Women’s while my wife was in labor with our first. He was born the following day so his bday Houston Chronicle has Altuve walking the Yanks off on the front page.
7 minutes ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:

I watched Altuve’s pennant winning homer off Chapman from the hospital room at Texas Women’s while my wife was in labor with our first. He was born the following day so his bday Houston Chronicle has Altuve walking the Yanks off on the front page.

@huge was in town and we all got so piss drunk that we almost ended up in the hospital, so this hits close to home.

Dusty listened to me and flipped Mancini and Yuli and we scored in the 1st.

Dusty listened to me and flipped Mancini and Yuli and we scored in the 1st.

Mancini delivers, yuli with weak pop-up. Check.

Javier fulfilling bullpen role already.  We're on the Tampa Bay plan...

Have I ever told y'all that I literally love Jose Altuve?

rangers announcers- When does he( Altuve) get a day off?

 

LOLz.

1 minute ago, slorch said:

rangers announcers- When does he( Altuve) get a day off?

 

LOLz.


they should read this thread 

2 minutes ago, slorch said:

rangers announcers- When does he( Altuve) get a day off?

 

LOLz.

Now they're bragging about how Altuve has never taken Perez deep, literally five minutes after he smacked a 2-run double off the wall.  These guys are total aggy, always finding moral victories to talk about with this franchise that has sucked dongs for a decade.

They should have started this game at 11am

we aren’t going to get in to Anaheim until 1am. thankfully there is the off day 

 

 

Just now, TexArcher said:

Now they're bragging about how Altuve has never taken Perez deep, literally five minutes after he smacked a 2-run double off the wall.  These guys are total aggy, always finding moral victories to talk about with this franchise that has sucked dongs for a decade.

Yeah, I usually try to listen to the opponents' broadcasters one game per series.  This crew is particularly unicorns and lollipops about their team.

7 minutes ago, slorch said:

Yeah, I usually try to listen to the opponents' broadcasters one game per series.  This crew is particularly unicorns and lollipops about their team.

To be fair, Raymond got his education on spewing unicorns and lollipops while watching dogshit from us.

5 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

To be fair, Raymond got his education on spewing unicorns and lollipops while watching dogshit from us.

too soon

nm

Edited by slorch

This guy is worse than Angel

Edited by mbtex

And that lucky bullshit was the most amazing double play that Chin Nuts has evarrrrr seeeeeen.  He literally said, "WOW!!"

I'm not even complaining.  It actually adds to the enjoyment of beating the Rangers over and over and over...

Edited by TexArcher

If Dubon had bothered to run, it would have been a close play at first.

That's a nice piece of hitting right there.

Let's grind a run out of this little 2-out rally.

4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

That's a nice piece of hitting right there.

Let's grind a run out of this little 2-out rally.

Like that

Teddddd!!!!

4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

That's a nice piece of hitting right there.

Let's grind a run out of this little 2-out rally.

Or two.  

I like this team.  I ask for one run and they give us two.

3 hits for Hensley.  Might as well go for 4.

1 minute ago, WBT said:

3 hits for Hensley.  Might as well go for 4.

Be awesome if he got 5 hits on his 3rd major league start after Tuve is still sitting on a blank. 

 

7 minutes ago, WBT said:

3 hits for Hensley.  Might as well go for 4.


good for him !!

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1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:

To be fair, Raymond got his education on spewing unicorns and lollipops while watching dogshit from us.

Dolan and Raymond were the worst Astros broadcast tandem in team history. God they were bland, boring, and forgettable. Crane getting rid of them was another winning move on his part. 

Bregman screwed. This guy really sucks as an umpire. Maybe he should do something else.

15 minutes ago, 1leggedduck said:

Bregman screwed. This guy really sucks as an umpire. Maybe he should do something else.

Dugout getting chippy. Ump just yelled in that direction after ringing up Yuli. Typical umpshow bullshit. 

Just now, Storm the Field said:

Dugout getting chippy. Ump just yelled in that direction after ringing up Yuli. Typical umpshow bullshit. 

Hey, he's gotta remind those egomaniac athletes that nobody came to see them today.

21 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Dolan and Raymond were the worst Astros broadcast tandem in team history. God they were bland, boring, and forgettable. Crane getting rid of them was another winning move on his part. 

Not only were they bland and boring but their voices were indistinguishable.  

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