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Something happened today that made me realize just how bad of shape our country is in


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2 hours ago, Hefeweizen said:

The country is in bad shape because people eat too much fast food.  Maybe someone was trying to help cornhole lose some weight.

Did I trigger you by saying the country is in bad shape? Or maybe the pic that showed part of a gun? Tell us what's giving you the sads 😔 and maybe we can help cheer you up  

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4 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

I still want to know what poor shit corn pop did today. Did someone steal his Mexican pizza from Taco Bell when he went inside to make his weekly payment at the strip center car dealership?

Someone stole his Lone Star Card from his shopping cart while he was dumpster diving. 

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3 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Ol Cornpop he was married,

but the wife was outta town. 
stopped in for a burger and a cold drink slowin down…

at the dollar general, for batteries ya see 

gotta charge the dildo for the missus and me, 

but they stole the burger now…

cuz these are desperate times.  
 

so Cornpop he got angry. 
logged in on his phone 

told the group on surly bout how bad that he’d been boned 

made himself a sammich, plate a cheetoh puffs

loaded up the pistol and the doob tubes  and the snuff… 

he’s got an audience now….

cause these are desperate times. 

Outstanding...well done!

 

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21 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I rise now to inquire if we're doing What-a-Burger for the ISU tailgate in honor of this fucking lunatic?  

We're having the tailgate at the dollar store. 

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OP wears cargo pants? Would be uncomfortable/annoying as fuck walk around w that brick of a wallet. What’s in there, for real.

Plus the Glock and pocket knife…yep, cargo pants.

DL, LTC, CC, Debit card, and even a couple of 20s should be no thicker than this:
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3 minutes ago, texas08 said:

OP wears cargo pants? Would be uncomfortable/annoying as fuck walk around w that brick of a wallet. What’s in there, for real.

DL, LTC, CC, Debit card, and even a couple of 20s should be no thicker than this:
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When you have a stack of ones under the 20, it can get thick. 

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7 minutes ago, texas08 said:

OP wears cargo pants? Would be uncomfortable/annoying as fuck walk around w that brick of a wallet. What’s in there, for real.

Plus the Glock and pocket knife…yep, cargo pants.

DL, LTC, CC, Debit card, and even a couple of 20s should be no thicker than this:
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I don't own any, but you bring up valid points....now considering

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6 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

What is op's business?

 

A realtor

B landscaping 

C Scentsy or other Facebook scam

D mopping up loads at the glory hole

E attorney 

Realtor? Dang man what did I ever do to you?

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