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JOEY
         I think you're the greatest. But my Dad
         says you don't work hard enough on
         defense.                   
         ...and that lots of times you don't even
         run down court.                      

        ...and that you don't really try, except
         during the playoffs.

 MURDOCK
         The hell I don't! I'm out there busting my
         buns every night. Listen, kid, I've been hearing that crap
         ever since I was at UCLA. Tell your old
         man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down
         the court for forty-eight minutes.

Image result for roger murdock in airplane

 

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7 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Looks like the foot is on the other hand now, Mr. Kramer!

 

That's actually a pretty solid attempt at a Seinfeld/Airplane crossover reference.  Ummm......I'll allow it.

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Think about the fact that between Kentucky Fried Movie and good Morning Vietnam and Airplane, et. al.  Our nation has been actively using Detroit as a punchline for 40 years.  Forty fucking years, a once proud flagship city has been the armpit of crass humor because it's even worse there than the humor suggests.  Wow.  Saying something.  

It's a shame you two don't get along.  What a lovely girl, and a darling figure.  Smooth thighs.  Subtle, pouting breasts

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Some of you yung'uns on here should check the Airplane movies out, if you haven't already.  There's also sort of a embedded history lesson in each as you can see the beginnings of TSA-like screening and how terrorism fears go way back to early 80s.....no CR

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Is it part one or two where the guys are going through with the heavy machine guns, and the guy in the turban, but they stop the grandmother and throw her up against the wall to frisk?

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Just hang loose blood. She gonna catch you on the rebound on the medi-side.

On 6/19/2018 at 8:11 PM, HornOnTheBayou said:

Captain, maybe we ought to turn on the searchlights now.

No... that's just what they'll be expecting us to do.

I use this all the time when someone suggests something obvious.

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6 hours ago, HiggyBaby said:

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The sequel is a shadow of the original. The original was funny because we'd never seen anything like it. The sequel seemed like the jokes were forced and just not funny most of the film.

 

And turn off your Tapasig!  oldmanyellsatcloud.gif

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On 6/19/2018 at 9:06 PM, McCroskey said:

Hey, you know what they say...see a broad that give that booty action...lay her down or smack'em yak'em!

Knock yo self uh pro, slick. 

Dont be so naive, Arthur. 

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On 6/28/2018 at 7:37 PM, RPM said:

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The sequel is a shadow of the original. The original was funny because we'd never seen anything like it. The sequel seemed like the jokes were forced and just not funny most of the film.

 

And turn off your Tapasig!  oldmanyellsatcloud.gif

The sequel was bad but gave us the jive courtroom scene. 

Ain’t no thang (slaps Bible). 

I do.

Check it, bleed. Bro... was on! Didn't trip. [Mr. Striker performed exceptionally]

But the folks was freakin', man. [The passengers were very concerned]

Hey, and the pilots were laid to the bone, Home. [The pilots were incapacitated]

So Blood hammered out and jammed jet ship. Tightened that bad sucker inside the runway like a mother. Shit. [So Mr. Striker took control and landed that plane safely. Golly!]

 
 
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