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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

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Hello, win column. So nice to see you again.

I think one of you dropped this is another thread.

11 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I’m here to jinx the no no.  Fuk the stros.  Go rangers 

 

🤣🤣🤣. The live chicken didn’t get here in time 

No hitter didn’t do shit for those fucks.
Still up on em.
Fuck Houston.
So hard.

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Whip that fucking ass. Keep it up.

Just needed Corey Jesus back.

Also shout out @Porterhouse go fuck yourself you stupid fuck. 

Not going to be an hour and 58 tonight. 

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4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Whip that fucking ass. Keep it up.

Just needed Corey Jesus back.

Also shout out @Porterhouse go fuck yourself you stupid fuck. 

It is simply amazing what he does most nights in the lineup. He crushes doubles in the gap on the reg. Glad you can watch the game without having a fit. Pony Up

2 minutes ago, Porterhouse said:

It is simply amazing what he does most nights in the lineup. He crushes doubles in the gap on the reg. Glad you can watch the game without having a fit. Pony Up

When I read that ...All I could see was this

 

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Win tonight.

From there, have to get 6 of the next 7. Sox are shit and then a pedestrian Miami team (at home) over the weekend and then garbage for 3 in Oakland. Throw in one loss, somewhere over that 7.

 

53 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Win tonight.

From there, have to get 6 of the next 7. Sox are shit and then a pedestrian Miami team (at home) over the weekend and then garbage for 3 in Oakland. Throw in one loss, somewhere over that 7.

 

Houston's next 7:  4 at NYY, 3 at Baltimore.

Make a little hay.

Dane seems like he wants to stay in the rotation. Nice game.

One run allowed over the last 17 innings. (Yes, 1/3 of that with a newbie.)  Doesn't matter if it's a garbage opponent.

Bochy said on Monday that he hoped the new acquisitions would generate better performances from the existing staff as they vie to stay in the rotation.

So far, so good.

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Need to get up big & sit our studs, we play early tomorrow. 

Beautiful

Cole Ragans threw six scoreless innings to get the win for KC tonight. I hope that's not one that comes back to bite the Rangers.

On 8/1/2023 at 5:33 PM, DougO said:

Austin Hedges here to save the day...championship.

 

And the flip side... 

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This season, Hedges is hitting .180/.237/.230 with one home run. Among catchers with at least 150 plate appearances, Hedges’ 28 wRC+ ranks last. 

Sounds like he’s not getting his first start ‘til Saturday. 

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3 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Love when a plan comes together. 

Guide us, oh chieftain.

 

Grabbed some tix for today on SeatGeek to take the wife and daughters (age 3 & 2 you sick fucks) for one more fun thing before school starts.   Should be fun!

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