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32 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Certainly not with that bottom third

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Still not trying to win. Awesome.

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Playoffs start tonight.

LFG!

No Diaz, unserious baseball lineup

48 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Certainly not with that bottom third

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Urgency!  
fuck you Dusty. At least he put our best 6 hitters at the top of the lineup. 

The unfortunate part is that if Yordan really did feel something in his elbow, the only thing we can get mad at Dusty about is Maldy over Diaz.

(which makes it all the more urgent to get Diaz in the lineup so we only have to hide Peña and Dubon…hiding fatass Maldy on top of that is just too much)

52 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Still not trying to win. Awesome.

What's tragic is that I can't point to anyone in that lineup and feel he's absolutely going to have a big game tonight. Now, I realize that's sort of true with baseball games in general, but you'd like to think at least one of several great hitters could be counted in here at (some might say past) crunch time. 

This thread needs some rally Junction Jack


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The hardest thing about this September is deciding whether to use the laughing or rage reaction to any given Astros post. 

16 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

The hardest thing about this September is deciding whether to use the laughing or rage reaction to any given Astros post. 

Honestly.

They are the same.

28 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

The hardest thing about this September is deciding whether to use the laughing or rage reaction to any given Astros post. 

I’m going with laughing. It’s tragic comedy. Matter of fact, I had this exchange with @Wulaw Horn about a week ago:

Me: I’m embracing the comedic element of all this. Like, Shakespearean comedy, not real comedy.

Wulaw: Shakespeare sucks.

16 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

I’m going with laughing. It’s tragic comedy. Matter of fact, I had this exchange with @Wulaw Horn about a week ago:

Me: I’m embracing the comedic element of all this. Like, Shakespearean comedy, not real comedy.

Wulaw: Shakespeare sucks.

Plus, the two championships and four pennants make it all better, at least for me.

Whatever happens happens. 

Let’s fucking do this.

 

So- we are like 125 batting average with men in scoring position the last couple weeks. 
September has actually been our second best month by OPS and we are 8-13. No clutch hits (other than during that texas series. 

Great play.

Abreu is parking one in his first at bat.

Just so you know I’m using my tears from this inning as lubrication for my angry masterbation if we don’t score here. 

What are we going to do with JP?

That's not acceptable.  

Thanks Jesus for Doobie

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

@Beau Vinewhy the drooling emoji every time Hunter Brown is mentioned?  

I always use the Homer rep and I like Brown a lot.  I think he's going to be really damn good.  

 

Dusty is a wizard.

Bagwell has that two year deal ready for machete to sign !

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3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Just so you know I’m using my tears from this inning as lubrication for my angry masterbation if we don’t score here. 

Your penis is probably grateful to Dubon

What the fuck is happening?  My 3 most hated leading a rally to potentially save the season?

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What the fuck is happening?  My 3 most hated leading a rally to potentially save the season?

How can you hate doobie ?

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Bagwell has that two year deal for machete to sign !

nooo GIF

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

How can you hate doobie ?

It's really dusty hate for playing him too much

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

How can you hate doobie ?

Yeah, Dubon is exactly what you want in a 4/5th outfielder.  He's doing great in that role, but gets starts over other guys too often.  

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

It's really dusty hate for playing him too much


he hits, he gets to play 

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