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Smart looks like he's leaning into him.

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1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Smart looks like he's leaning into him.

It was damned close. I think I agree with you but, I can see it being called either way, and seeing both calls.

Celtics settling for too many 3-pt attempts in OT.

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The fuckin refs in this series man. That was terrible. 

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Good. Fuck that dipshit ref. That would have been a horrible way to hand BOS a win. 

Now we just need to figure out who's switched bodies with James Harden. 

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gutsy game by beardman.  Still have to win 1 in Boston WITH Embiid whose footwork is much more awkward than i had previously gauged.  Bad hands too, old man Horford was stuffing him.  Embiid just needs to shoot 3s, he's not that great in the paint - and to think claiming he's better than Hakeem

40 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

gutsy game by beardman.  Still have to win 1 in Boston WITH Embiid whose footwork is much more awkward than i had previously gauged.  Bad hands too, old man Horford was stuffing him.  Embiid just needs to shoot 3s, he's not that great in the paint - and to think claiming he's better than Hakeem

Screaming hot takes

Embid is a scrub with no offensive game.

checks notes - led league is scoring 2 years in a row. 33 a game, 27 a game for career.

On 5/6/2023 at 1:45 PM, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Maybe he really is uniquely terrible in the playoffs?

Not uniquely terrible.  This year is the same as every other Harden year.  Some to like. Some to dislike.  Beat a team they should. Eliminated by a team that should have beaten them.  Same as it ever was. He won them two games in this series. He was really bad in two games. It's the James Harden experience.

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Omg that was fucking sick. I knew that was money as soon as he put it up.

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Ayton not sucking total dick tonight. 

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Jokic out here assaulting owners. He needs to be stopped. 

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I don't even know where to start. What an awesome half of basketball. Jokic. Booker. Jock Landale. The burgeoning Durant/Aaron Gordon rivalry. Jamaal Murray. 

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Jokic out here assaulting owners. He needs to be stopped. 
Fucking Ishbia needs to be sent to his box. The refs were terrible in the first half. It's amazing the game is as close as it is.
1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Not uniquely terrible.  This year is the same as every other Harden year.  Some to like. Some to dislike.  Beat a team they should. Eliminated by a team that should have beaten them.  Same as it ever was. He won them two games in this series. He was really bad in two games. It's the James Harden experience.

Welcome back. We missed you after James Harden’s uniquely terrible games 2 and 3.

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This Booker shit is getting to be fucking stupid. Denver may have to find a Jeff Gilooly. 

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Jokic just a terminator tonight. 

Shamet and Landale > CP3 and Ayton

Ayton sucks no doubt, but playing Landale instead of worthless Biyombo in a series that you need any kind of scoring outside of Booker and KD looks like the right move

Looks like Phoenix is content with joker scoring 50 just so long as the others aren’t scoring 20+
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"No way Booker goes for 45 on 80% shooting again"

 

Ayton catching a tech from the bench huh

Fuck this shit is annoying

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Shamet with 2 huge triples. Whoda thunk.

Double comes to Durant the swing is automatic to the third pass wide open every time.

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I feel like I'm on drugs.

Then again DEN is leaving him wide fucking open. 

Why the FUCK is Ayton in there if he can't play offense, doesn't defend the rim or get rebounds man shit

I dislike Devin Booker but what a playoffs he is having.

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14 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Why the FUCK is Ayton in there if he can't play offense, doesn't defend the rim or get rebounds man shit

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They still need his mins. He's still playing too much over Landale but they need all 12 fouls between those guys. Ayton made some nice plays tonight.

26 minutes ago, naija said:

I dislike Devin Booker but what a playoffs he is having.

Same

1 hour ago, longhornmatt said:

The NBA Jam on fire mode was based on Devin Booker tonight.

Suns are playing some crazy simple basketball too just fundamentals and taking good shots. And making 45% of threes. 

Crazy how easy they make it look

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1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Calm Down Al Pacino GIF

They still need his mins. He's still playing too much over Landale but they need all 12 fouls between those guys. Ayton made some nice plays tonight.

That put back where he's just hanging around the rim and Gordon walks up under the basket and easily puts a slow rebound tip in with zero resistance did it for me man.

Landale just hustles and ends up with offensive rebounds. Ayton is fucking gifted at 6'-11" and just lingers around not even jumping for the ball when it's right in front of em

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8 minutes ago, Zeus said:

That put back where he's just hanging around the rim and Gordon walks up under the basket and easily puts a slow rebound tip in with zero resistance did it for me man.

Yeah he's plenty frustrating. He should have blocked that put back. You just hope he balances out the WTF plays with good ones. 

9 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

Jokic don’t take no shit from billionaires.

The guy is a Nepo Baby. Dang, I hate that the Suns won this one.

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