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No you dumbfuck.. that defense hasn’t faced a qb with a pulse since Miami 

2 minutes ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

we are going to miss longhorn network 

these sec network announcers and talking heads are BAD….

Lowell Galindo. Nothing’s worse

2 minutes ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

we are going to miss longhorn network 

these sec network announcers and talking heads are BAD….

Thanks, Lowell ..

17 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

It’s 4th and 1 

And you hand the ball off 5 yards behind the LOS

That is the dumbest play call 

 

It wasn't even a yard. 

And Jefferson is 6'3 250 pounds. If he just falls forward it's a 1st down. There was zero reason to run anything other than a QB sneak there. 

15 minutes ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

we are going to miss longhorn network 

these sec network announcers and talking heads are BAD….

You can have the second sentence without the first.

13 minutes ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

you watching this?  these people are horrible at 

Yep and they’re not near as bad as Lowell and the whole LHN production.  Not close.

EVERYONE GET IN HERE -- 2ND HALF COLLAPSE INCOMING LOL

Just now, Colonel Sanders said:

Nice pick six!ll 

If it was thrown behind the LOS, would that make it a fumble return TD?

There’s the aggy we know and love, roller coaster just created that hill

3 minutes ago, DigDug said:

Yep and they’re not near as bad as Lowell and the whole LHN production.  Not close.

Just because you can’t watch it doesn’t make that true 

1 minute ago, ATXhorn17 said:

EVERYONE GET IN HERE -- 2ND HALF COLLAPSE INCOMING LOL

rolled in just in time for the pick 6.

Didn’t see the first half but read the thread and thought Johnson was going to win the heisman from the comments….  Glad I started watching to be the cooler.  

We might have a ballgame now...  

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Really bad

24 minutes ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

we are going to miss longhorn network 

these sec network announcers and talking heads are BAD….

Nice for you to join us Lowell

I'm a bit shocked that Arkansas can't get pressure...

Arkansas can't set basic containment on the QB whatsoever. Johnson runs like a three-legged giraffe yet still burns them for a first down. This is just ugly. 

2 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

Arkansas can't set basic containment on the QB whatsoever. Johnson runs like a three-legged giraffe yet still burns them for a first down. This is just ugly. 

The broadcasters have mentioned several times that Arkansas has no depth at LB. 

It shows. They're constantly running themselves out of plays. 

1 minute ago, April Conquest said:

Goob.

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2 minutes ago, April Conquest said:

Goob.

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Funniest part about that is when he tried to flex before throwing the horns down and his Pillsbury arms didn't even amount to a skeeter bite 

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27 minutes ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

we are going to miss longhorn network 

these sec network announcers and talking heads are BAD….

You my friend, are on an island.

2 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

The broadcasters have mentioned several times that Arkansas has no depth at LB. 

It shows. They're constantly running themselves out of plays. 

Jefferson may be the best linebacker on the team. Shame he's stuck playing QB

4 minutes ago, April Conquest said:

Goob.

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Sheep fuckers and hog fuckers in the fucking PETA Bowl here.  Blech.

This is Watson / swoopes level ineptitude 

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

This is Watson / swoopes level ineptitude 

That's being kind.

Arkansas installed an offensive system this summer called the “Full Retard.”

Is this the same OC from wen they played Texas??? 

It should be noted that Pittman hired Dan Enos to be OC because they were friends.

I turned this game on mid first quarter and have not seen Jefferson throw one pass.

2 straight possessions where Jefferson didn't attempt a pass. 

Are we sure this OC isn't drunk? 

Just now, D3zii said:

Is this the same OC from wen they played Texas??? 

No it was baby Briles 

I just learned who Ice Spice is, and now I want to light the whole world on fire.

3 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Is this the same OC from wen they played Texas??? 

Huh? It was Briles. 

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