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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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Loperfido just had to wait for someone he had seen before

Finally some of this power I heard about


Bregman regressing already from his HOT day...
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2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

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ahh, the good ole days

Julia is definitely getting hotter with age

13 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Julia is definitely getting hotter with age

Yeah, but I think it’s our age.

Way to blow the shutout in 3 batters bro

Dubin about to get a save

5 in a row, outscoring opponents 31-7

You know, I heard all the haters and doubters.  The ones who said we would never catch Oakland before Memorial Day.  Who looks stupid now, bitches?

 

 

* I reserve the right to take this back depending on results between now and Memorial Day

You know, I heard all the haters and doubters.  The ones who said we would never catch Oakland before Memorial Day.  Who looks stupid now, bitches?
 
 
* I reserve the right to take this back depending on results between now and Memorial Day
They dont post when we win. Especially when we win 5 in a row

Sweeping the A’s is like getting a ZJ from Caitlyn Jenner. Slightly satisfying but, do you really want to tell anyone about it? 

So is anyone going to be able to get to the park tonight?

23 hours ago, Storm the Field said:

Gonna brave the rain tonight in hopes of finally seeing my first in-person W of the season. Feel free to blame me if we come up short of the sweep. After seeing Javier's last start, I'm more than a little worried.

Welp, that was certainly an experience. I was hoping to get in the stadium before some heavy rain started, not a fucking tornadocane or whatever the hell that was last night. 

Met up with friends at a brewery by the stadium at around 6:15. We were planning to grab maybe 2-3 rounds of beers before walking over, thinking rain wouldn't start until after we got inside. Whoops.

Still made it to the game though!

23 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

Welp, that was certainly an experience. I was hoping to get in the stadium before some heavy rain started, not a fucking tornadocane or whatever the hell that was last night. 

Met up with friends at a brewery by the stadium at around 6:15. We were planning to grab maybe 2-3 rounds of beers before walking over, thinking rain wouldn't start until after we got inside. Whoops.

Still made it to the game though!

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5 hours ago, TejasPedro said:

Sweeping the A’s is like getting a ZJ from Caitlyn Jenner. Slightly satisfying but, do you really want to tell anyone about it? 


they kicked our asses plenty last year 

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2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


they kicked our asses plenty last year 

Yep. We got worked by the 2 worst teams in the AL last season, Oakland and KC. We also had a losing record at home. So we should consider being gruntled with a 4 game sweep of Oakland at Minute Maid. 

12 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


they kicked our asses plenty last year 

 

Wut?

 

We were 10-3 against them last year.

We’ve played a season’s worth of games against them since 2015. We’re a 100 win team against them in that span 

101-63

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1 minute ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Mushi has been recalled. Guessing Dubin the corresponding move down. 

Isn’t he ‘fresh’ ?

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Isn’t he ‘fresh’ ?

Assuming you mean Dubin, he pitched 3 IP last night. Abreu certainly isn’t going down, so Seth Martinez is the only other one with options. I don’t se Seth going down and killing 2 pen arms in one day a man down 

3 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Assuming you mean Dubin, he pitched 3 IP last night. Abreu certainly isn’t going down, so Seth Martinez is the only other one with options. I don’t se Seth going down and killing 2 pen arms in one day a man down 

…With hunter brown starting 

9 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

…With hunter brown starting 

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2 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Yordan finally gets the day off it seems like he's needed for a week or so

Waiting for his bandannas to get here. 

2 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Mushi has been recalled. Guessing Dubin the corresponding move down. 

Dubin confirmed 

Someone who would know says Yordan has a fucked up wrist he's battling through.  Which makes sense because it's not like he forgot how to hit. 

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Someone who would know says Yordan has a fucked up wrist he's battling through.  Which makes sense because it's not like he forgot how to hit. 

I actually thought I saw him grab his wrist a couple days ago because it made me instantly think of his past hand problems. Hope it doesn’t stick around. 

Nice 1st for Brown. Other than the two yanked cutters every pitch was nearly perfect. 

Let's hope it lasts. 

Strong 1st inning for Brown.

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Wtf not like Tucker is a speedster

Good relay, great catch and tag, dumb baserunning.

Yeah not smart with 2 outs. Everyone knows that rule. 

Brown needs to dump the cutter tonight. Missing badly either out of or in the zone. 

I admit I’ve never been a Jake fan and probably never will but if he wants to shove my words down my throat every night, I’m here for it and accept my fate. 

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