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I'll take first AB of the game Altuve against any and all situations in which we really need him to drive in a run late. 

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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Altuve has never seen a pitch he didn't like.  Same as it ever was. We need Yordong to end this.

1 minute ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Let’s get 3 outs and let Yordan walk off this abomination 

When was his last HR at MM?

1 minute ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Let’s get 3 outs and let Yordan walk off this abomination 

Yordan walk off or he joins Tucker after hammering his knee with a Kenley cutter

Not sure it’ll be anything in between 

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Yordan walk off or he joins Tucker after hammering his knee with a Kenley cutter

Not sure it’ll be anything in between 

Dude.

That's how you do it Yanier. That is how you redeem yourself after your poor play up until that point.

Orioles lost, only 3 losses behind them now.

Twins are losing at San Diego

Royals won.

Edited by HtownHorn

Well well well… that was nice

So, will Bagwell teach Yainer the ins and outs of playing first base this offseason?

"What did Yordan tell you on your way up"

"He said homer or I will fuck you up and then fuck your mother....so I homered"

1 minute ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Thank the Lord we didn’t waste another solid start from Kikuchi.  5 2/3 innings, one earned run, and seven strikeouts.


extend him 

Good grief what a shitty game except the final. lol walkoffs are fun!

orioles lost, twins are losing, let’s go Dodgers

4 minutes ago, Genghis said:

I wonder if Yordan said "I missed a 92 mph center-cut meatball. Don't do what I did."

Twice…

and taking the first one down the middle 

 

and yeah, that’s basically what Yordan did tell him. “Watch the timing (of the release)”

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Just now, Overlord said:

So, will Bagwell teach Yainer the ins and outs of playing first base this offseason?

I get it, but he's a good defensive catcher. I think the better move is go get a real 1B.

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


extend him 

To get through 6 innings once? Yes, I’d like that 

(even though dude got enough outs to get in to the 7th)

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I love Yainer yall. 
thanks for playing maldy 125 games in the regular season and the entire playoffs Dusty you fucking cocksucking retard. 

11 out of 13… and still pissed at Espada for that series opener in Arlington and series opener against ChiSox preventing the winning streak from reaching a baker’s dozen 

We really need to call up Salazar, because this lineup needs Diaz and Caratini in the lineup every game from here on out, and team MVP needs to bat last if he's in the lineup at all.

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We’re 15 over since June 22, the best record in the majors in that time. A stretch that includes 0 HRs from Tucker. And 0 HRs from Yordan at home. 

Has a guy ever auto-whiffed and then walked it off with a 400-footer on the next swing? Seems highly doubtful. 

 

6 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

We’re 15 over since June 22, the best record in the majors in that time. A stretch that includes 0 HRs from Tucker. And 0 HRs from Yordan at home. 


Jake Meyers since the All-Star Break: .190/.239/.290

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Just now, tx 3 putt said:

That auto whiff was bs

Why?

 

idiot tried to call time a 2nd time because he was still hot at the ump for missing his 11th pitch of the night 

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1 hour ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Game over. This current lineup isn’t scoring more than 4

Well we found Helobius’s sock…thank you for your service sir!

13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 


Jake Meyers since the All-Star Break: .190/.239/.290

Rage inducing

Seems like every game he has multiple chances to score a runner from 3rd with less than 2 outs and either Ks or GIDP

8 minutes ago, UTHornFan014 said:

Rage inducing

Seems like every game he has multiple chances to score a runner from 3rd with less than 2 outs and either Ks or GIDP

But the big homer against mariners

Speaking of Mariners, I’d rather our current 4 through 9 than the mariners 1 through 9.

they appear to have our 10 run curse. get their week’s worth of runs on Sunday and then nothing the rest of the week:

12 runs against the Mets on Sunday night baseball last week and 9 runs the rest of the week.

10 runs yesterday and being 2 hit through 7 as dodgers hit 2 homers in the bottom of the 7th to go up 3-0 right now.

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9 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Speaking of Mariners, I’d rather our current 4 through 9 than the mariners 1 through 9.

they appear to have our 10 run curse. get their week’s worth of runs on Sunday and then nothing the rest of the week:

12 runs against the Mets on Sunday night baseball last week and 9 runs the rest of the week.

10 runs yesterday and being 2 hit through 7 as dodgers hit 2 homers in the bottom of the 7th to go up 3-0 right now.

Go dodgers!

gag throw up GIF

48 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 


Jake Meyers since the All-Star Break: .190/.239/.290

Despite wulaw and wbt's exuberance over a unsustainable 17 game stretch, this is who Jake Meyers has always been. A horrible offensive player that can't control the strike zone with elite tracking skills but with a shitty arm that is unplayable in late game situations. He's a 1 tool player and should have never been given the job on a full time basis.

The worst part is that he's grounded into 7 DPs in the 2nd half.

Edited by HtownHorn

Tried to tell yall Arozarena and Justin Turner wasn't gonna fix their shitty batting.....and yes to whoever wanted to comment after like 3 games that "we" (i think that was prob just me) were laughing at them getting Turner.

He's batting .188 with them. He sucks.

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