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8 hours ago, Lobo said:

Before we have term limits, we at least have a realistic shot at limiting the duration of a campaign.  At least on the primary side.  

Set time limit. Canvas for signatures to qualify. If you get them, you get gov't funding. No self funding. No fundraising. No PACs.  Outside of mandated debates, you are only permitted to talk about yourself and your positions and prohibited from speaking about your opponent or your characterizations of their policy positions. Internet, radio, and TV spots are specified exactly.  All campaign workers and volunteers must have lived in your constituent area for at least one year prior to your campaign.  If you are already an elected official, you may not campaign at all for candidates of other offices, especially those outside your constituent area. 

Only the Presidential race should be a national shitshow. Every other race should be local/state.

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  • henrygandorf
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    oh, and to add, let's offer up a 'comparable' analogy reversal and see how it fits.  who's the aoc of the right?  jim jordan?  matt gaetz? this is basically like if there was a huge earthquake he

  • henrygandorf
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    some people see 99% and consider that absolutism.  i am one of those people. this is not your wife grabbing your cell phone that you left in the other room.  this is not a quick favor.  this is a

  • RomaVicta
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    Yes, of course. She is the only woman or woman of color the left right (edit) focuses their ire on. There are no other examples. Great point. It's really all intellectual and rational. And usually ver

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I know you’ll all be relieved to know the caped blazer has been identified!

It’s by Zara, it’s an affordable $85, and it will be arriving at my home in 3-4 business days.

8 hours ago, Clintonaldo said:

Lol at Latina Seabiscuit being able to have a period. 

What any dedicated INCEL would say

 Sad. 

Just now, Atx71 said:

What any dedicated INCEL would say

 Sad. 

Lol.  cuck a  doodle doo 

6 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Yeah, Latina Seabiscuit is so dumb it’s not even worth the energy to decipher.

And does he think horses don’t menstruate?

What does he think they do? Lay eggs? Does he think they’re marsupials?

So much sexism; so much bigotry; so much idiocy; so many questions.

Anyway, I’m waiting on that baby daddy person to apologize for his erroneous assumptions about her behavior.

And she looked hot as helllllll tonight.

Her hair and makeup - flawless. Keep rocking that red lip.

I’m in LOVE with the caped blazer. I hope a fashion blogger sources that tomorrow, I need me one.

And those camel suede pumps are fierce!

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Lol. You are right on schedule.  Muh sexism!!!! It’s fine for you to make jokes on white men but lose your little mind when your gal gets made fun of. Keep up the good work. 

2 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

Lol. You are right on schedule.  Muh sexism!!!! It’s fine for you to make jokes on white men but lose your little mind when your gal gets made fun of. Keep up the good work. 

A Trumpkin deriding anyone for bullying? 

Funny. 

As Melanie says....."be best." 

 

Just now, Atx71 said:

A Trumpkin deriding anyone for bullying? 

Funny. 

As Melanie says....."be best." 

 

Pointing out a double standard isn’t bullying you simple. Keep up the labeling !!!

7 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

She has a horse face? I don't see it. I like her smile...the dimples are charming.

 

Doe eyes are strong.

Lol. You are right on schedule.  Muh sexism!!!! It’s fine for you to make jokes on white men but lose your little mind when your gal gets made fun of. Keep up the good work. 


Oh, it wasn’t your “joke” - if you want to call it that - I was reacting to.

It was that the “joke” made no damn sense and it wasn’t funny.

All you did was take a cheap, easy shot at her gender, ethnicity, and looks.

Woo Hoo - a real laugh riot.

I mean, at this point should we really even expect any better from these assholes?

4 minutes ago, trauma babe said:

I mean, at this point should we really even expect any better from these assholes?

Negative ghost rider. I believe there’s a term for them. deplorables,  maybe. 



Oh, it wasn’t your “joke” - if you want to call it that - I was reacting to.

It was that the “joke” made no damn sense and it wasn’t funny.

All you did was take a cheap, easy shot at her gender, ethnicity, and looks.

Woo Hoo - a real laugh riot.



lol you do the same shit and get butt hurt. Grow up


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2 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

 

 


lol you do the same shit and get butt hurt. Grow up


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No you stupid fuck.  It’s not the same shit. Making fun of cocaine Mitch for looking like a turtle is funny because he looks like a god damned 🐢 turtle. 

Nobody sees your horseface comparison.  It’s almost like you’re reaching just so you can rip on a brown woman’s looks.  That couldn’t be it though, right?

No you stupid fuck.  It’s not the same shit. Making fun of cocaine Mitch for looking like a turtle is funny because he looks like a god damned [emoji217] turtle. 
Nobody sees your horseface comparison.  It’s almost like you’re reaching just so you can rip on a brown woman’s looks.  That couldn’t be it though, right?




Lol you are such a basic bitch. Good luck calling me racist when I lived in South America you cuck drunk beta. Suck a fart and stay in the sand box.


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2 hours ago, Clintonaldo said:

It’s fine for you to make jokes on white men but lose your little mind when your gal gets made fun of.

Men are scared that women will laugh at them.

Women are scared that men will kill them.

😭😭WHAT ABOUT WHITE MEN!?!?!?! 😭😭

1 minute ago, Clintonaldo said:

Good luck calling me racist when I lived in South America ...

 

 

 

I hope you had fun with Mssrs. Rauff and Roschmann. Must've been depressing when Eichmann had to leave the party.

I hope you had fun with Mssrs. Rauff and Roschmann. Must've been depressing when Eichmann had to leave the party.




Umm. Please stop being retarded.


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2 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Men are scared that women will laugh at them.

Women are scared that men will kill them.

😭😭WHAT ABOUT WHITE MEN!?!?!?! 😭😭

White men are the most oppressed individuals in America.

I mean, they ONLY hold the Presidency, the Senate, a majority of governorships, 90% of the GOP House caucus, got 2 new seats on SCOTUS, control most of the levers of voting.  Fuck, can you believe how hard it is for them?

Just now, Clintonaldo said:

Umm. Please stop being retarded.

 

 

 

Your South American buddy Josef tried to make me stop, but he just wasn't as good at science as he hoped.

#1 alpha man move: Yell at women on the Internet.

Behold the intellectual giant among us.  I, sir, kneel before you.

Your South American buddy Josef tried to make me stop, but he just wasn't as good at science as he hoped.
#1 alpha man move: Yell at women on the Internet.



Lol. Who is yelling ? I thought it was about treating everyone equal ? Am I supposed to treat her different?


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6 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

No you stupid fuck.  It’s not the same shit. Making fun of cocaine Mitch for looking like a turtle is funny because he looks like a god damned 🐢 turtle. 

Nobody sees your horseface comparison.  It’s almost like you’re reaching just so you can rip on a brown woman’s looks.  That couldn’t be it though, right?

To be honest none of it is funny. Icono mind raping her, others constantly going on about her looks, calling Mitch a turtle, the Orange Dotard, and all other aspects of it are middle school humor that is stupid and that everyone should move past (except for Icono, he should probably be in jail.) Their policies suck all on their own, so there is plenty to debate without spending pages on their looks.

Trump makes himself orange on purpose, to be fair. Mitch didn't choose his very unfortunate face and head.

20 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

so now "fairness" is a pejorative word at Fox?

Might need to change that tagline.

10 hours ago, Cajun said:

Naw, not really.

I rest my case

12 minutes ago, Js1 said:

White men are the most oppressed individuals in America.

I mean, they ONLY hold the Presidency, the Senate, a majority of governorships, 90% of the GOP House caucus, got 2 new seats on SCOTUS, control most of the levers of voting.  Fuck, can you believe how hard it is for them?

great line out of true detective last week.  ali tells dorff "please explain to me the trials and tribulations of being a white man in this country".

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

AOC had a bad night?

She is a 1st term congressperson, just past a month into her term, attending a State of the Union speech. What the fuck was the expectation?

 

 

Peggy Noonan with the, "You should smile more, sweetie." lol

25 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

Lol you are such a basic bitch. Good luck calling me racist when I lived in South America you cuck drunk beta. Suck a fart and stay in the sand box.

 

 

 

So you're doubling down on the stupid?  Bold strategy.  What's next, "I'm not a homophobe, one of my cousins is gay!!!"

So you're doubling down on the stupid?  Bold strategy.  What's next, "I'm not a homophobe, one of my cousins is gay!!!"


Textbook stupidity. Thanks for acknowledging you can’t properly debate someone.


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7 minutes ago, yoladu said:

AOC had a bad night?

She is a 1st term congressperson, just past a month into her term, attending a State of the Union speech. What the fuck was the expectation?

 

 

What was she supposed to do? Sing and dance and pull a rabbit out of her hat?

Just now, Clintonaldo said:

 


Textbook stupidity. Thanks for acknowledging you can’t properly debate someone.


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Awesome. A I'm rubber and you're glue insult at your age ? Clitnaldo you gonna love first grade next year.

Awesome. A I'm rubber and you're glue insult at your age ? Clitnaldo you gonna love first grade next year.



Lol. So rustled. Keep the hate coming.


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Alpha Males in Trump's America lol

Just now, Clintonaldo said:

Lol. So rustled. Keep the hate coming.

 

 

 

Just now, Bash Riprock said:

what a dumb bitch.

 

Alpha Males in Trump's America lol
 


Says the beta cucks in Trump’s America. I didn’t vote for Trump you simple fuck.


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Just now, Clintonaldo said:

 


Says the beta cucks in Trump’s America. I didn’t vote for Trump you simple fuck.


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Felonies? Sad. 

Man this is a good melty Clint is having this morning.

"Sir, reporting for duty in the 101st Internet Yelling At/About Women Brigade, Sir!"

- "Son, are you ready to whine?"

"SIR, YES SIR!"

- "Are you ready to howl, in a sexually frustrated rage, at/about women who are more accomplished and attractive than you will ever be?"

"SIR, YES SIR!"

- "Are you ready to defeat everyone by their own logic?"

"SIR, YES SIR!"

- "Have you ever had a friend? Ever done an air high-five? Can you recognize basic social human interactions?"

"SIR, NO SIR!"

15 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

Textbook stupidity. Thanks for acknowledging you can’t properly debate someone.

 

Nobody's debating you.  You're just being gang-pantsed.

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

Nobody's debating you.  You're just being gang-pantsed.

Lol sure the usual suspects pitch a bitch when someone dares not worship what they worship but this is fun. More gang pantsing!!!

7 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

Lol sure the usual suspects pitch a bitch when someone dares not worship what they worship but this is fun. More gang pantsing!!!

Deflecting like a true Trump fan boi. . 

15 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

 


Says the beta cucks in Trump’s America. I didn’t vote for Trump you simple fuck.

 

 

Of course you didn't. 

 

Deflecting like a true Trump fan boi. . 



Crying like a true Shitlib


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Of course you didn't. 
 



Correct


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I knew a lot of you guys would be a fan of this miserable cunt lol.  Good read this morning 

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I knew a lot of you guys would be a fan of this miserable cunt lol.  Good read this morning 

Yikes

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