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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

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16 hours ago, Born Burnt said:

There's a woman one should never cheat on.

 

Think I'm in love. 

hopefully I dont fuck this up.   I saw this vid as a reply to the vid nnm posted.

 

assuming I post correctly.  wood. absolutely wood

 

 

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10 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

hopefully I dont fuck this up.   I saw this vid as a reply to the vid nnm posted.

 

assuming I post correctly.  wood. absolutely wood

 

 

 

1 hour ago, AUS-97HORN said:

hopefully I dont fuck this up.   I saw this vid as a reply to the vid nnm posted.

 

assuming I post correctly.  wood. absolutely wood

 

 

Good god 

That subreddit is a wormhole. 

23 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

hopefully I dont fuck this up.   I saw this vid as a reply to the vid nnm posted.

 

assuming I post correctly.  wood. absolutely wood

 

 

Pretty sure that's in reverse.  Reverse cowgirl?

20 minutes ago, Bregs said:

Pretty sure that's in reverse.  Reverse cowgirl?

#winning  and yeah its reverse, still wood

On 6/12/2020 at 9:32 PM, AUS-97HORN said:

hopefully I dont fuck this up.   I saw this vid as a reply to the vid nnm posted.

 

assuming I post correctly.  wood. absolutely wood

 

 

Holy Shit, her hair went from messed up to perfectly straight!

Edited by ImissWallyPryor

Half WTF, half HS

 

17 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Defanged snek?

at least de-venom’d

The kid’s laughter on the snake video made my day.   Awesome!

On 6/9/2020 at 2:56 AM, mulletpelini said:
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He lived.

 

i don't believe you anchorman GIF

On 6/9/2020 at 2:56 AM, mulletpelini said:
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He lived.

 

I almost had that happen to me riding my Harley in Corpus on SPID in the mid 80's. Went over an overpass going 70 and it was a sea of brake lights. I stopped about a foot short of the car in front of me then hear squalling tires coming behind me. Luckily, the Chevy truck went right to the shoulder. It was a pucker moment.

So it isn't piss?  

On 6/9/2020 at 2:56 AM, mulletpelini said:
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He lived.

 

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18 hours ago, davidg said:

 

During my days on the 40 acres I looked into doing this to aggy bonfire.  But after talking to some guys who I knew did firedrops, (a) none were located nearby; (b) none wanted to lose their ticket for a prank; (c) the only fire droppers at the time who were nearby was an Army NG unit (no way you're getting them to drop on aggy) and (d) you'd probably wind up killing/injuring a bunch of aggy and spreading the fire all around.  

So instead, one of my accomplices in this endeavor took it upon himself to just go steal Reville from a back yard in Plano.  It was a much more simple elegant, and consequently, more successful plan.

Edited by Chad Fuck

I'm glad you opted to aide and abed a simple dognapping as opposed to airborne mass-murder.  You remain a Longhorn gentlemen and scholar.  

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4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I'm glad you opted to aide and abed a simple dognapping as opposed to airborne mass-murder.  You remain a Longhorn gentlemen and scholar.  

Honestly, the decision was made for me. 

50 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Honestly, the decision was made for me. 

Did you look into a helicopter bucket?  That should alleviate the issue of the fast moving wall of water. 
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of course if you don’t succeed in extinguishing the fire, you will have created aggy Hanukkah. 

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1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:

Honestly, the decision was made for me. 

So you are saying mass murder is still an option?

6 minutes ago, ABSR said:

So you are saying mass murder is still an option?

Was it ever not?

Did you look into a helicopter bucket?  That should alleviate the issue of the fast moving wall of water. 
bbd2561c3ab6d5f151b6c7cbffc7dcf6.jpg
 
of course if you don’t succeed in extinguishing the fire, you will have created aggy Hanukkah. 

My reference to the Army NG unit was exactly the water bucket theory. Non starter. Too infiltrated by fake army.
So you are saying mass murder is still an option?

Perhaps, but not by air slurry drop. More likely by Alabama or LSU.
Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

That man is over his allotment of poor decisions. 

Hold his Schlitz. 

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That man is over his allotment of poor decisions. 

He can have the rest of mine.

Just now, Cheeseweasel said:

Hold his Schlitz. 

you should start r/holdmyschlitz

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