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  • Scraps
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    I can fap to this

  • tx 3 putt
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    4 - 2 road trip. lulz  

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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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On 8/14/2025 at 5:59 PM, Scraps said:

Probable SPs for tomorrow....what could possibly go wrong?

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Boooo

3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

This is fucking embarrassing!

A wild pitch with two outs to let a man get in scoring position who then scores on a single is embarrassing.

A perfect game is historic and awesome.

Edited by David Dennison

Mariners won, Jays won, and Tigers are up 7-0.  Cool, cool, cool.

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Mariners won, Jays won, and Tigers are up 7-0.  Cool, cool, cool.

It's gonna be a long month and a half, brah.

What is a Jordan Weems?

Joe Espada Manager of the Year talk was a serious stretch back in June during our hot streak and now it’s just fucking comical. Getting blown out in 2 games this home stand is inexcusable this late in the season

Darn. I was thinking we were about to have a JAG toss a perfecto to complement Kurtz's all-time offensive outburst from a few weeks ago. Two guys on cellar dwellers punking us in our own park would be the chef's kiss in a season to forget...which this is quickly trying to become. 

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This spare will probably never have a chance to throw a CGSO again, pitching close to home in front of family and friends and they pull him after 93 pitches.  I don't get it.

8 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Darn. I was thinking we were about to have a JAG toss a perfecto to complement Kurtz's all-time offensive outburst from a few weeks ago. Two guys on cellar dwellers punking us in our own park would be the chef's kiss in a season to forget...which this is quickly trying to become. 

yeah, 1st place sucks

Somehow not the worst Astros game this week

If we don’t make the playoffs, which is a real possibility, who’s the next head coach?

Just now, Rip76 said:

If we don’t make the playoffs, which is a real possibility, who’s the next head coach?

You don’t want to know

 

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Ausmus…unless Yankees save us from him first 

 

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McCullers’ line at Triple-A:

5 innings
4 hits
1 earned run 
2 walks
5 strikeouts
80 pitches (46 strikes)
6 whiffs on 34 swings
92.5 mph max velo

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

bars need to do better tomorrow 

I'll be at Alma

1 hour ago, Rip76 said:

If we don’t make the playoffs, which is a real possibility, who’s the next head coach?

Pat Riley?

1 hour ago, Rip76 said:

If we don’t make the playoffs, which is a real possibility, who’s the next head coach?

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12 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

You don’t want to know

 

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Ausmus…unless Yankees save us from him first 

 

Yeah, but then we get Aaron Boone...

After cooling down and sleeping on it: our consistent underperformance against bad teams should be enough to fire Espada.

5 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

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We should celebrate that hit.  And get us some Uecker magic.

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