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A Skubal vs Brown rematch in the playoffs would be fun

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Just now, WBT said:

A Skubal vs Brown rematch in the playoffs would be fun

It’s too late for us to trade Brown to a contender 

Predictable double play there. I have zero confidence we'll bat again in this game

Astros with more DP’s than pornhub. 

Edited by Wulaw Horn

14 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Espada is Dusty dumb on steroids its so outrageous

He learned from the best for sure

I feel a leadoff walk coming

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Predictable double play there. I have zero confidence we'll bat again in this game

The fact we get so few guys on base makes the DP total that much more impressive. Situational hitting, guys. 

4 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Predictable double play there. I have zero confidence we'll bat again in this game

Altuve is completely lost and has become a selfish hitter.

Edited by HtownHorn

If this isn’t overturned in 13 seconds I will drive to New York and kill everyone in the review booth. 

Fuck you ump. That wasn't even close and we had to use a challenge

Nice call Denkinger

How will the umpiring crew ever recover from having a call reviewed?

What the everloving fuck was that?

Edited by Mo Horn

Sanchez is starting to annoy the fuck out of me with his shitty play and stupid laughing 

Sanchez just called up from Williamsport...

Oh you fucking asshoke. If anyone has the slightest fucking doubt that a single is coming (or a Hr) they don’t understand this futility. 

Somebody check his fanduel account 

And another player is done for the season

Dammit! About a week ago I told my wife that Sanchez had no business playing in the Astros outfield. He’s terrible. But it’s okay. The manager has addressed the issue by moving players around ten different positions all the time. 

Oh for fucks same. Our entire outfield was completely retarded the entire fucking inning. 

wtf is going on?  Need some tom emansky videos stat

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This game would be entertaining if I didn't care who wins. 

5 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

 

dislocated coccyx
Had that before....seriously....don't recommend

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