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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - All In On the Moonshot

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11 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Shit.

He had a fumbling problem. Besides that, tough to miss out on him but that's okay. There are other RBs available.

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5 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Either we’re fucked or Baugh is about to get generationally wealthy.

I would hope the staff weren't dumb enough to put all their eggs in one basket. There are several good RBs out there.

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

We didn’t land the guy that never entered the portal? What are we even doing???

This was an obvious miss by the staff, its stupid to try to act like it wasn't.

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7 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Your ability to discern sarcasm, or have any sense of humor whatsoever, is breathtaking.

The thing is, there are more than a few posters on this board who already think we lost the portal and are doomed to dogshit status.

I love surly so much.

Just now, Lonestar88 said:

I would hope the staff weren't dumb enough to put all their eggs in one basket. There are several RBs out there.

This was an obvious miss by the staff, its stupid to try to act like it wasn't.

At least Brandon Harris got another raise!

1 minute ago, Lonestar88 said:

This was an obvious miss by the staff, its stupid to try to act like it wasn't.

How do you miss on someone that was never available?

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

How do you miss on someone that was never available?

FUCKING SARK

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

How do you miss on someone that was never available?

Everyone is available, nobody is waiting until a kid officially enters the portal to contact them or their agent.

1 minute ago, Lonestar88 said:

Everyone is available, nobody is waiting until a kid officially enters the portal to contact them or their agent.

Speculation is fun. Him not entering the portal is pretty concrete.

17 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Shit.

Sark can’t even tamper right. wtf

There were some nice RB's in the portal. I don't know how many are left, but we really needed a bell cow. Baugh has ungodly leverage now. Hawkins RB teammate might profile as a lighting second running back type.

7 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

He had a fumbling problem. Besides that, tough to miss out on him but that's okay. There are other RBs available.

Whom?

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

FIRE ERRBODY FOR OBVIOUS MISSES!!!

There's a lot of space in between simply saying something is a miss, and thinking everything is doomed. Yall are as annoying as the doom and gloomers.

15 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Your ability to discern sarcasm, or have any sense of humor whatsoever, is breathtaking.

You disguised the humor exceptionally well. I mean, really, really well.

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

The Texas 9.95ers need to take their medicine on this one. They all got it wrong.

Just a grift, situation is fluid you can never predict these things but pay me to tell you my predictions. So fucking dumb.

Did anyone here want Brown as the sole portal back in this class? Is it a miss if he wasn’t cool being taken with an every down back?

2 minutes ago, The Drum said:

Whom?

Moonshot

3 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

There's a lot of space in between simply saying something is a miss, and thinking everything is doomed. Yall are as annoying as the doom and gloomers.

French Yes GIF by Groundhog Day

8 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

The Texas 9.95ers need to take their medicine on this one. They all got it wrong.

I mean, the player himself literally said 72 hours ago that he was transferring.

Allegedly a guy who isn’t in portal yet

22 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Which asshole 9.95er said brown was a lock? Fuck

All of them. All-in!

2 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

I mean, the player himself literally said 72 hours ago that he was transferring.

Ha. On3 and IT have presented Brown as a slam dunk for the better part of a week.

Just now, bschoolprof said:

Can we get Wisner back?

Or maybe we can talk Colin Page into coming back...

13 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Honestly it doesn’t seem worth it to subscribe to a Texas 995 site at the moment. Every news they break can be seen for free on Twitter or through the national guys.

That's been true for at least 20 years. Well not quite 20 for the twitter part.

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

This. Leavitt is a better QB imo

There's speculation he was kicked off ASU and most schools know the details. It's why he'll play his final year at Kentucky.

48 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

If we aren’t cloning Cignetti and his staff do we even care about winning?

This gif is from a movie about clones, so…

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Smart agents use interest by Texas to get their players more money. It happens every time we hire a coach. So why wouldn't it happen with players? Use our rb situation to get more NIL money from your school of choice. Simple.

9.95ers are fed the bullshit from coaches more likely than not but also reps/agents. They can't seem to discern between when they/Texas are being used to bolster a money offer and when their is legitimate interest.

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Honestly : I have no concerns

Honestly I do. Will we be fine? Probably. Still would have liked to have locked down at least one interior lineman on offense and one or two more other pieces this first weekend.

9 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Ha. On3 and IT have presented Brown as a slam dunk for the better part of a week.

It’s a safe assumption that a guy who says I’m entering the portal is going to go through and enter the portal.

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4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Honestly : I have no concerns

Honestly, I have no concerns because it's January 4 and football doesn't start for eight months.

24 minutes ago, RabidM said:

There were some nice RB's in the portal. I don't know how many are left, but we really needed a bell cow. Baugh has ungodly leverage now. Hawkins RB teammate might profile as a lighting second running back type.

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36 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

We didn’t land the guy that never entered the portal? What are we even doing???

28 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

How do you miss on someone that was never available?

28 minutes ago, Js1 said:

FUCKING SARK

26 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Speculation is fun. Him not entering the portal is pretty concrete.

22 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Did anyone here want Brown as the sole portal back in this class? Is it a miss if he wasn’t cool being taken with an every down back?

You guys really don’t need to try this hard. It’s obvious the staff targeted and thought they were getting Brown, otherwise Bobby and Gerry wouldn't have been singing it from the mountaintops. It’s a miss in the modern age of roster building. Doesn’t mean it’s the end of the world, but a miss nonetheless.

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5 minutes ago, deech said:

Smart agents use interest by Texas to get their players more money. It happens every time we hire a coach. So why wouldn't it happen with players? Use our rb situation to get more NIL money from your school of choice. Simple.

9.95ers are fed the bullshit from coaches more likely than not but also reps/agents. They can't seem to discern between when they/Texas are being used to bolster a money offer and when their is legitimate interest.

You’re so negative that you’ve somehow made the concept of free agency Texas-centric. It’s so silly. It’s a competitive marketplace with lots of competing interests.

I choose to blindly believe this means Lacy is inevitable.

6 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

You guys really don’t need to try this hard. It’s obvious the staff targeted and thought they were getting Brown, otherwise Bobby and Gerry wouldn't have been singing it from the mountaintops. It’s a miss in the modern age of roster building. Doesn’t mean it’s the end of the world, but a miss nonetheless.

It’s just more fun to make fun of everyone who treats every player we don’t get like a massive personal attack against themselves. And a player not entering the portal is so obviously Sark’s fault bc reasons

Just now, Js1 said:

It’s just more fun to make fun of everyone who treats every player we don’t get like a massive personal attack against themselves. And a player not entering the portal is so obviously Sark’s fault bc reasons

Maybe don’t let your shit get leaked to our retarded 995ers

I guess hiding a player’s papers really does work.

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2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Maybe don’t let your shit get leaked to our retarded 995ers

If we didn't let it leak, maybe the Louisville coaches wouldn't have noticed he requested to go into the portal

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

It’s just more fun to make fun of everyone who treats every player we don’t get like a massive personal attack against themselves.

Hardly anyone was even doing that though before yall came running to play board police.

Just now, Lonestar88 said:

Hardly anyone was even doing that though before yall came running to play board police.

Sure Jan.

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