2018 Houston Texans Season Thread

[deadshank 24,644]

Clowney makes a play!!

[TexArcher 36,903]

Nice drive from Watson right there!

[Harrison Stafford 3,317]

Another Clowney sighting!

 

[Fat Bastard 617]

JJo looks lost. Getting abused by TY and scared to death of his speed. 

[HtownHorn 14,285]

This Wright kid kinda sucks at letting the WR get inside position. Our CBs have to be the worst in the league.

However, the WR corp of Hopkins, Fuller, and Koutee is pretty good.

Edited September 30, 2018 by HtownHorn

[deadshank 24,644]

Telling.   They're so bad no one posts anymore even to bitch, piss and moan. 

[TexArcher 36,903]

Pretty sure we could grab any 5 guys from a Gold's gym and they could block better than these losers.

[HtownHorn 14,285]

Bet we settle for a FG here.

 

BOB finally decides to throw a 50/50 ball to the one of the best WRs in the NFL in the EZ, only took 4 weeks.

Edited September 30, 2018 by HtownHorn

[MillerEP 30,232]

Some bold calls this game. BoB fighting for his job. Luckily for him the Colts are absolutely awful.

[Brothahorn 10,079]

16 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Some bold calls this game. BoB fighting for his job. Luckily for him the Colts are absolutely awful.

Yeah, I'm wondering just how bad Indy is, for the Texans to put up 21 pts. In the first half and on the road...pretty damn bad.

And B'oB will walk away acting like he figured shit out.

Edited September 30, 2018 by Brothahorn

[TexArcher 36,903]

Christ.  Three holding penalties on that drive and they still get 6.

[Harrison Stafford 3,317]

I'm hoping we lose every game this season, get BOB shitcanned, and get the first pick in the NFL draft.  

[Brothahorn 10,079]

I'm hoping we lose every game this season, get BOB shitcanned, and get the first pick in the NFL draft.  

We're in line for #2. Any good OL's worthy?

[Machinator 32,097]

2 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

5 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

I'm hoping we lose every game this season, get BOB shitcanned, and get the first pick in the NFL draft.  

We're in line for #2. Any good OL's worthy?

Jonah Williams, maybe. 

But if you end up #2, you should be thinking about Ed Oliver.

[Brothahorn 10,079]

Jonah Williams, maybe. 
But if you end up #2, you should be thinking about Ed Oliver.

True. But the Oline is so damn shitty.

[DaysOff 7,671]

Inconceivable

[Brothahorn 10,079]

Romeo Crennel napping again when the game doubt. Unbelievable.

[TexArcher 36,903]

Frank Reich.

Frank motherfucking god damned Reich.

Son of a bitch.

[MillerEP 30,232]

Why am I not surprised?

[Brothahorn 10,079]

Romeo is one of the best defensive coordinators in the NFL.

Fuck you.

[Updawg 2,239]

They suck

[elfenix 34,000]

Turrible

[Brothahorn 10,079]

Yeah, lets play for OT against Luck, who has killed the Texans regularly.

[YChang 3,365]

seriously just lose rest of the games

[Tommy Nobis 905]

We’re dogshit and it starts at the top with our shitty owner

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

What the fuck was O'Brien thinking with that first down run play and then not clocking it to save time?  Should have been able to get one if not two more plays in after that big gain with better clock management.  Terrible.  

[Hook'Em0608 96]

Just now, BigVegasHorn26 said:

What the fuck was O'Brien thinking with that first down run play and then not clocking it to save time?  Should have been able to get one if not two more plays in after that big gain with better clock management.  Terrible.  

BOB thinks James Franklin called a good play last night. 

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

Also dumb to burn the last TO on the 2 pt play.  

[TexArcher 36,903]

Don't cover the running back.  Nobody ever throws it to the running back.  Fucking morons.

[Harrison Stafford 3,317]

29 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Jonah Williams, maybe. 

But if you end up #2, you should be thinking about Ed Oliver.

With the Texans, it's never too early to be doing a mock draft.

[elfenix 34,000]

Hopkins is pretty good

[elfenix 34,000]

Hopkins is pretty good

You're a dumbass

[Brothahorn 10,079]

The Texans are not going to win shit with Alfed Blue slamming into the line. Why the fuck do you keep calling that play? Put the game in Watson's hands and on his legs.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

4 down territory. We haven’t won a game. Fuck a tie.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Play calling was so shitty once we got into the red zone

[cabowabo 4,379]

Yay......another tie game coming up.  Fuck the NFL. 

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Yay......another tie game coming up.  Fuck the NFL. 

Lol. You think the Texans make a stop?

 

I highly fucking doubt it

[Zavala 1,384]

Ya gotta get rid of buttchin before Watson and JJ talent goes to waste.

[HtownHorn 14,285]

BOB deserves to lose this game. He went into a shell up 28-10.

[TexArcher 36,903]

This 10-minute overtime is bullshit.  Not only does the winner of the coin toss have a chance to end it, they also end up getting a second possession.  The coin flip is worth way too much.

And I'm not bitching about this game in particular, because if we didn't suck at football and have retarded monkeys for coaches, this game wouldn't be in overtime.

Just theoretically, it's some bullshit.

[Zavala 1,384]

Finally a hold called on another obvious one.

It seems like everyone should invest in offense only if holding is allowed and hitting the QB is illegal.

[HtownHorn 14,285]

Why the fuck are we not calling our TO?

[Honeysucklerose 955]

Get up Clowney, you idiot

[Tommy Nobis 905]

This 10-minute overtime is bullshit.  Not only does the winner of the coin toss have a chance to end it, they also end up getting a second possession.  The coin flip is worth way too much.
And I'm not bitching about this game in particular, because if we didn't suck at football and have retarded monkeys for coaches, this game wouldn't be in overtime.
Just theoretically, it's some bullshit.

The NFL’s overtime rules have always sucked dick

[Honeysucklerose 955]

No timeout??!?! Freaking O’Brien

[Zavala 1,384]

Just now, TexArcher said:

This 10-minute overtime is bullshit.  Not only does the winner of the coin toss have a chance to end it, they also end up getting a second possession.  The coin flip is worth way too much.

And I'm not bitching about this game in particular, because if we didn't suck at football and have retarded monkeys for coaches, this game wouldn't be in overtime.

Just theoretically, it's some bullshit.

Hey, NFL games are fixed so this is all done on purpose. 

Texans didnt even call timeout and let a shitload of clock run. DeSean looks like he's ready to get home and checked out.

This team is embarrassing. 

[TexArcher 36,903]

Announcer is surprised we didn't call a timeout.  He must be new.

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

Wow.  Indy.  Lol.  Wtf.  

[TexArcher 36,903]

OMFG, what?

What the what??

[HtownHorn 14,285]

What stupid bullshit cost us our 1st TO in OT? Why did buttchin waste his final TO on the 2 point conversion. He is so fucking bad at game management.

Holy shit Frank Reich is worse than buttchin.