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is this thread an OK place for me to call Katie Miller a cunt?

Because Katie Miller is a cunt.

31 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

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hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha, fuck you

21 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

is this thread an OK place for me to call Katie Miller a cunt?
Because Katie Miller is a cunt.

The thread discussing Elon's baby mammas is in DT.

Thank you for your service . . . unless you refuse to worship the pedophile president. This country is so pathetic. Anyone voting republican and says they love the military are lying and you can literally go fuck yourselves.

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So, hopefully there is a process by which to assert his first amendment rights as well as proving the speech was true and correct?

he should request trial by combat

I know that historically an officer could demand a court martial to clear his name under circumstances like this. I don't know if the current UCMJ still has a procedure for that, but if it does I wouldn't be shocked if Kelly pursued that.

29 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Thank you for your service . . . unless you refuse to worship the pedophile president. This country is so pathetic. Anyone voting republican and says they love the military are lying and you can literally go fuck yourselves.

Cops too. Also, they support child rape.

4 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

I know that historically an officer could demand a court martial to clear his name under circumstances like this. I don't know if the current UCMJ still has a procedure for that, but if it does I wouldn't be shocked if Kelly pursued that.

I assume there's some sort of administrative process within the military for this that he could theoretically pursue. However, they've almost certainly rigged that process, given the delay between their initial outbursts right after his statement and then the delay before they announced this.

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

is this thread an OK place for me to call Katie Miller a cunt?

Because Katie Miller is a cunt.

As good of a place as any.

She probably would just be offended by being called a name, but probably wouldn't push back on it. Just like she was offended on Jennifer Welch calling her husband a White supremacist, but didn't push back on it.

When someone speaks the truth, you can't deny it, but you can be offended by it.

3 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

I assume there's some sort of administrative process within the military for this that he could theoretically pursue. However, they've almost certainly rigged that process, given the delay between their initial outbursts right after his statement and then the delay before they announced this.

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2026/01/05/hegseth-mark-kelly-censure-pentagon-court-martial/88029585007/

According to this, they can't reduce his retirement without a reduction in grade. There is a hearing process for that. Whiskey Pete may be a bit over his skis here. Although I'm sure they think they have it rigged.

Peter would have done the court martial thing already if he was 100% sure it would work. That statement read like he was trying to shut him down and not go through that process.

14 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Peter would have done the court martial thing already if he was 100% sure it would work. That statement read like he was trying to shut him down and not go through that process.

And regardless of what ACTUALLY happens, millions of Americans now believe that Hegseth punished Kelly for his actions.

Again, the end result generally doesn't really matter to these guys. It's all about the theatre.

3 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

And regardless of what ACTUALLY happens, millions of Americans now believe that Hegseth punished Kelly for his actions.

Again, the end result generally doesn't really matter to these guys. It's all about the theatre.

And the story will be forgotten tomorrow as Maduro stuff or Cuban stuff happens,

10 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

There isn’t enough piss from all the golden showers TFG has been a part of that would be enough for this guy. Threatening service members who defended this country with demotions in rank or anything else is what fascist cowards do. The racist alcoholic clown pretending to run the Defense Department is a special kind of moron. He deserves to have his citizenship stripped once this ends. I cannot really say fully what I think of this waste of a human he is. I’d have Adrian Peterson beat this guy like one of his children if I could.

1 minute ago, UpperWestside said:

There isn’t enough piss from all the golden showers TFG has been a part of that would be enough for this guy. Threatening service members who defended this country with demotions in rank or anything else is what fascist cowards do. The racist alcoholic clown pretending to run the Defense Department is a special kind of moron. He deserves to have his citizenship stripped once this ends. I cannot really say fully what I think of this waste of a human he is. I’d have Adrian Peterson beat this guy like one of his children if I could.

This motherfucker really needs what's coming to him. He might be the biggest shitbag to ever serve under Trump.

38 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

There isn’t enough piss from all the golden showers TFG has been a part of that would be enough for this guy. Threatening service members who defended this country with demotions in rank or anything else is what fascist cowards do. The racist alcoholic clown pretending to run the Defense Department is a special kind of moron. He deserves to have his citizenship stripped once this ends. I cannot really say fully what I think of this waste of a human he is. I’d have Adrian Peterson beat this guy like one of his children if I could.

He just needs to be demoted when the Democrats are back in power. Everything he tries to do to Kelly, do to him.

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

He just needs to be demoted when the Democrats are back in power. Everything he tries to do to Kelly, do to him.

In everyday life it’s rare that I am an eye for an eye kind of person. However, with this guy I want the whole nine yards taken from him and then I want what’s left run over by a tank commander that’s the daughter or son of immigrants. This guy really grinds my gears as you can obviously tell.

6 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

In everyday life it’s rare that I am an eye for an eye kind of person. However, with this guy I want the whole nine yards taken from him and then I want what’s left run over by a tank commander that’s the daughter or son of immigrants. This guy really grinds my gears as you can obviously tell.

I say let him have the whole 9 yards.

31 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I say let him have the whole 9 yards.

I am not sure he’s worth using all nine yards of any American weapon. I wouldn’t mind borrowing anything made in Latin America to do the job though.

15 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

This motherfucker really needs what's coming to him. He might be the biggest shitbag to ever serve under Trump.

It’s him and Miller in a tie for me. Just inherently evil and soulless cretins.

On 1/5/2026 at 9:52 PM, Gil Bang said:

This motherfucker really needs what's coming to him. He might be the biggest shitbag to ever serve under Trump.

Stephen Miller edges past him for me, but it's a very crowded field.

8 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

It’s him and Miller in a tie for me. Just inherently evil and soulless cretins.

And they're both obviously pussies pretending to be hard asses...poorly. Their respective acts are nonstop cringefests.

13 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

And they're both obviously pussies pretending to be hard asses...poorly. Their respective acts are nonstop cringefests.

Hegseth still got that “inactive reserve major” energy going on.

On 1/5/2026 at 11:27 AM, Gil Bang said:

is this thread an OK place for me to call Katie Miller a cunt?

Because Katie Miller is a cunt.

I know a cunt when I see one.jpg

This Trump administration has made it acceptable to call a lot of people cunts.

14 minutes ago, South Austin said:

This Trump administration has made it acceptable to call a lot of people cunts.

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