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13 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Name one.

I wish this were all false, man. I wish it was all just made up. I'd like to wake up tomorrow and find out that they were all crazy rumors spread by bitches n hoes with an axe to grind.

But that's not reality.

Loved Sark and really wanted things to work out. I still hope that this ends up just being a bump in the road and he gets his shit together for next year. Maybe we'll get REALLY lucky and he'll get it together THIS year.

don't want it to be like it is, but it do 

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Posted
3 hours ago, kevwun said:

In that hypothetical, it's incredibly embarrassing to the University who is his employer and would hamper recruiting if it's public knowledge.


It might affect recruiting…

 

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4 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I wish this were all false, man. I wish it was all just made up. I'd like to wake up tomorrow and find out that they were all crazy rumors spread by bitches n hoes with an axe to grind.

But that's not reality.

Loved Sark and really wanted things to work out. I still hope that this ends up just being a bump in the road and he gets his shit together for next year. Maybe we'll get REALLY lucky and he'll get it together THIS year.

don't want it to be like it is, but it do 

What the fuck are you on about here? Seriously. What's this unmade-up truth? This "reality?" 

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Posted
2 hours ago, immamac said:

This thread brought the lulz Saturday, now it's just a bit sad. 

Some of y'all need to know when the joke is over and played out. 

I came to catch up on this thread and noticed several new pages. There wasn’t one useful or interesting post today. That’s  pathetic. 

Posted
3 hours ago, Hermanator said:

Well, the only thing we know about Sark's wife is she's seemingly obsessed with fashion and makes Sark wear shit that looks completely ridiculous on a middle aged Armenian dude. 

Other than that, everything else is just rumor with no evidence to corroborate. Including that she went cougar with a college player on her husband's team and got pregnant by it. Just wild, unsubstantiated, internet nonsense. 

Not saying it's definitely racism, but not saying it isn't either. That could be part of the issue. Especially given the posters who seem to be jumping on it the most and the track record many of them have of supporting people who display racist behavior in our state and nation. 

I mean it's Texas. Not a wild claim to say a good portion of the fan base could be racist. 

Eat shit fucker.

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12 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I came to catch up on this thread and noticed several new pages. There wasn’t one useful or interesting post today.

That doesn’t sound at all like Surly. Next you’ll be telling me I shouldn’t bother reading the last 100 pages of the Quinn Ewers thread. 

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Posted

So we’ve determined with absolute certainty now that Neto got L’Oréal pregnant, which is why Sark refuses to play him.

Things would get worse if Sark pushed him out, so he stays on the team to keep the peace.

That’ll be $9.95, please.

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Posted
31 minutes ago, mwaadeeb said:

What the fuck are you on about here? Seriously. What's this unmade-up truth? This "reality?" 

It's all the stuff you're hearing from ctj and Nicole. And then some stuff on top of that

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1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

We shouldn’t have a cuck for a HC. 

Color me shocked that you missed a fucking obvious point.  What does a cheating wife have to do with the husband and how does that make him a cuck?

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3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Let's say it's true, and that it was Golden.  The guy was drafted and is gone.  What is an "investigation" going to turn up?  Sark was pimping out his wife to players?  Come on.

A reason to for cause his ass and save 10s of millions of dollars in buyouts. God damn you cuck lovers

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45 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I wish this were all false, man. I wish it was all just made up. I'd like to wake up tomorrow and find out that they were all crazy rumors spread by bitches n hoes with an axe to grind.

But that's not reality.

Loved Sark and really wanted things to work out. I still hope that this ends up just being a bump in the road and he gets his shit together for next year. Maybe we'll get REALLY lucky and he'll get it together THIS year.

don't want it to be like it is, but it do 

So you can’t name one of these “multiple reliable sources”. Checks out.

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1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Welcome to the ignore function you twit.  Should have done it a long time ago.  I desperately hope you didn't graduate from UT.

It’s so funny you’re mad about sark being at best a cuck and at worst a pussy ass bitch for raising another man’s kid and taking a cheating bitch back. 

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3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

It’s so funny you’re mad about sark being at best a cuck and at worst a pussy ass bitch for raising another man’s kid and taking a cheating bitch back. 

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Posted
7 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

So you can’t name one of these “multiple reliable sources”. Checks out.

Must be nice to be able to do that... pretend it's all false. 

I envy you.

Posted
3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Must be nice to be able to do that... pretend it's all false. 

I envy you.

I’m speaking to Sarks baby being another players, which you claimed there are multiple reliable sources for. I have yet to see one. Show your work. All the other stuff seems plausible. 

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Just now, Hank_Hill said:

I’m speaking to Sarks baby being another players, which you claimed there are multiple reliable sources for. I have yet to see one. Show your work. All the other stuff seems plausible. 

I mean, I’m pretty sure that having a source who’s THAT reliable on that matter would be a HIPAA violation

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Just now, Hank_Hill said:

I’m speaking to Sarks baby being another players, which you claimed there are multiple reliable sources for. I have yet to see one. Show your work. All the other stuff seems plausible. 

The people who know aren't sources. They're friends and family. Having good relationships with them is more important to me than winning an Internet argument with a random stupid dickhead twat (i.e., you).

Enjoy your ignorance. Be happy that you don't know enough that you can pretend this is all made up shit.

I'm less bothered by the baby daddy stuff than I am about the guy not showing up to work to do a job we're paying him millions to do, that is disappointing our recruits who came here hoping to learn from the guy.

I encourage you to believe in nonsense. Believe that this is all a stupid rumor. Because then, you can continue being happy about having Sark as our coach.

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2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

The people who know aren't sources. They're friends and family. Having good relationships with them is more important to me than winning an Internet argument with a random stupid dickhead twat (i.e., you).

Enjoy your ignorance. Be happy that you don't know enough that you can pretend this is all made up shit.

I'm less bothered by the baby daddy stuff than I am about the guy not showing up to work to do a job we're paying him millions to do, that is disappointing our recruits who came here hoping to learn from the guy.

I encourage you to believe in nonsense. Believe that this is all a stupid rumor. Because then, you can continue being happy about having Sark as our coach.

Respect yo people boo boo. Fuck him, he has his head in the sand. 

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2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

The people who know aren't sources. They're friends and family. Having good relationships with them is more important to me than winning an Internet argument with a random stupid dickhead twat (i.e., you).

Enjoy your ignorance. Be happy that you don't know enough that you can pretend this is all made up shit.

I'm less bothered by the baby daddy stuff than I am about the guy not showing up to work to do a job we're paying him millions to do, that is disappointing our recruits who came here hoping to learn from the guy.

I encourage you to believe in nonsense. Believe that this is all a stupid rumor. Because then, you can continue being happy about having Sark as our coach.

So you don’t know shit and are feeding from this thread like everyone else. Got it! All cleared up.

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Posted
Just now, Hank_Hill said:

So you don’t know shit and are feeding from this thread like everyone else. Got it! All cleared up.

Nope.

But you believe what you want to believe.

Posted
2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I remember when Nick Saban and Urban Meyer were weren't shopping for houses in Austin.  Pretend insiders, how do they work?

All for internet cred. Sad.

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Posted
21 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

You don’t have shit. Nice try peasant 

I don’t know why that had me laughing so hard but I’m using it on my mom the next time we argue. 

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Posted
4 hours ago, kevwun said:

In that hypothetical, it's incredibly embarrassing to the University who is his employer and would hamper recruiting if it's public knowledge.

Recruiting might be even better if they know they can bang the coach’s wife. Maybe she’s into some real freaky shit. 

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Jimbos wife fucked a tennis player and he signed the highest rated recruiting class evar

What happened to the tennis player? Did he go pro? Is he a badass? 

Posted
2 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

Yeah, he didn't make any moves during the offseason which is typically the time/place to make changes, nor did he whisper a word when Texas was ranked #1.  No, he waits until his prized QB has show game after game to be unable to play at a high level, and their playoff chances are essentially nil, and there are rumors of a scandal on campus.  THEN he decides to drop a turd in the punchbowl and hint at leaving.  

Really? You know the timeline? You know exactly when he put some feelers out to contacts in the NFL?

 

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4 hours ago, mwaadeeb said:

I've gone back several pages (like a fucking idiot) and can't find a single fact.

 

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Posted

man, what y'all don't seem to get is that I genuinely wish I was wrong about this

100% wish it was all unsubstantiated bullshit rumor. 

And I truly envy y'all who are able to think that it might be this.

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Just now, Rimbo said:

man, what y'all don't seem to get is that I genuinely wish I was wrong about this

100% wish it was all unsubstantiated bullshit rumor. 

And I truly envy y'all who are able to think that it might be this.

Well, you haven't really said anything of substance, so don't worry about it.

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