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23 minutes ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

Dude. 
 

wrap up

 

I remember reading a story on old Shaggy where supposedly a ref was joking with a Texas player (I think Jermichael Finley) about the news breaking that his girlfriend was pregnant for the 2nd time and the ref was telling him he needed to wrap up

 

and whoever the player was, told the ref that he couldnt because even the magnum condoms couldnt fit him.

 

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7 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

We are really watering down the definition of Instagram model here, aren’t we? Fucking hell 

In Nashville, from which I get my online dating pool, about 40% of the women have "Model" or "digital creator" or "Business Owner" in their profile.

IG model 99.9% of the time is not so disguised code for Only Fans cam girl and frequently  "sugar baby" too. There are exceptions, but they really are rare. 

For the record, I wood 100% smash Aileen but I'm also 100% confident I don't possess the various required assets to do so.

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CardI B has a type. Her ex Offset was also quite the seed spreader. Which I think is what men are supposed to do with their spare time. Seed spreading. But yeah these people never seem to hear about STDs. I guess? 🤷🏻‍♀️ crop dusting cardI B’s snatch seems like a public service at this point. Offset only has 6 kids tho—so is Diggs in the lead here? 
 

look the Bible says this shit is ok:

Ecclesiastes 11:6: 

Sow your seed in the morning, and at evening let your hands not be idle, for you do not know which will succeed, whether this or that, or whether both will do equally well.

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1 hour ago, AUS-97HORN said:

 

I remember reading a story on old Shaggy where supposedly a ref was joking with a Texas player (I think Jermichael Finley) about the news breaking that his girlfriend was pregnant for the 2nd time and the ref was telling him he needed to wrap up

 

and whoever the player was, told the ref that he couldnt because even the magnum condoms couldnt fit him.

 

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1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

CardI B has a type. Her ex Offset was also quite the seed spreader. Which I think is what men are supposed to do with their spare time. Seed spreading. But yeah these people never seem to hear about STDs. I guess? 🤷🏻‍♀️ crop dusting cardI B’s snatch seems like a public service at this point. Offset only has 6 kids tho—so is Diggs in the lead here? 
 

look the Bible says this shit is ok:

Ecclesiastes 11:6: 

Sow your seed in the morning, and at evening let your hands not be idle, for you do not know which will succeed, whether this or that, or whether both will do equally well.

Former LB Gary Johnson was a prolific seed spreader 

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