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She says... I've had the old bull - now I want the young calf.

Dad, what are you doing?! It’s Shark week!!!

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5 minutes ago, Dutch said:

Dad, what are you doing?! It’s Shark week!!!

What if I want wings?

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Today... I saw my son use a bicycle as a weapon.

On Comedy Central right now. I forgot how funny this movie is.

I wanna make bank, bro! I wanna get ass!

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“So much room for activities” has to be one of the most reused quotes in movie history.

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

She says... I've had the old bull - now I want the young calf.

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1 hour ago, Dutch said:

I wanna make bank, bro! I wanna get ass!

I wanna drive a Range Rover.

I’ve been earnin and burnin. Snappin necks, cashin checks.

You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors!

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8 hours ago, ztejas said:

She says... I've had the old bull - now I want the young calf.

"So she grabs me by the weiner . . ."

2 hours ago, Covri said:

You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors!

Dr. Robert Doback: [about Dale] He left college his junior year because he said he wanted to join the family business.

Nancy Huff: But... you're a medical doctor.

Dr. Robert Doback: Believe me, I've told him that.

This whole movie is one of my favorites of all time and as mentioned above is full of quotable lines over and over.

Its hilarious. When the Boats and Hoes video is playing and the line "we go port to port: every time I cum I produce a quart!" and Steenburgen says "that's offensive." I piss myself.

24 minutes ago, Covri said:

This whole movie is one of my favorites of all time and as mentioned above is full of quotable lines over and over.

Did we just become best friends??

1 minute ago, Kennythetiger said:

Did we just become best friends??

yep GIF

31 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

Are Bonita fish big?

I never understood Derick bragging about catching Bonita. Was this to make him out to be a moron or the dad for being interested? Bonita is not a trophy fish and it isn't good table fare. Just wondering how bad it could be, we cooked and attempted to eat one in October. It looked reasonably like yellowfin when cleaned but it was fucking bad. Like cat food bad.

wasn't half the movie improvised? He was probably just riffing. I think Adam Scott has said as much. The whole "I haven't had a carb since 2004" was completely ad libbed.

3 hours ago, bschoolprof said:

wasn't half the movie improvised? He was probably just riffing. I think Adam Scott has said as much. The whole "I haven't had a carb since 2004" was completely ad libbed.

i think it was more like there was a script.. but they would shoot the scenes on script and then shoot lines of improvisation.. where often the improved lines would turn out funnier and get used.

that is kinda a McKay/Ferrell thing... re: Anchorman

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