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I find it strange that a bullpen warmup would affect the retroactivity of the injured list.
 https://twitter.com/chandler_rome/status/1130932161975083008?s=21

Right. Had no idea that impacted status.
Springer/Diaz better stay the hell away from the on deck circle
If i'm ever going to need a pinch runner, I'm thinking Kemp. He's also more versatile and cheaper on uniforms and snacks. 
I have nothing to do with it.
20 minutes ago, RoundRobin said:

Donde esta Julia?

I’m enjoying the replacement.  

Donde esta Julia?
Getting railed by her husband
3 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

right elbow discomfort?

yikes.

Yeah, we need to be taking with the giants 

3 hours ago, Player said:

Scraps showing up for $1 dog night? 

 

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz.  If it's good enough for Bogie...

$1 dog night blows. Its the same logistical nightmare everytime. We can land on the moon but we can't efficiently sell hot dogs

1 minute ago, WBT said:

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz.  If it's good enough for Bogie...

Nothing better than a ball park hot dog and the best I have had so far was at Fenway two years ago.

Nothing fancy. 

A dog on a bun with mustard and relish.

It was awesome.

$1 dog night blows. Its the same logistical nightmare everytime. We can land on the moon but we can't efficiently sell hot dogs


All dollar dog lines should be cash only. If you have to swipe a god damn card for a few dogs get the fuck out of my way. Straight cash homie.

8 Ks through 4 and still only 51 pitches

Can we get Verlander some runs against these slapdicks this inning? I know the engines down a couple cylinders but it's time to push the gas.

15 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

 


All dollar dog lines should be cash only. If you have to swipe a god damn card for a few dogs get the fuck out of my way. Straight cash homie.

 

 Chic fil a line had zero people , it was an easy choice 

 Chic fil a line had zero people , it was an easy choice 
Section 120 dollar dog is shortest line
1 minute ago, elfenix said:
2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
 Chic fil a line had zero people , it was an easy choice 

Section 120 dollar dog is shortest line

I think scraps went to the upper levels to find a shorter line lulz 

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Section 120 dollar dog is shortest line

120? Nice humblebrag

whenever we’re banged up i feel like our stars press. we need bottom of the order production until the boys are back. 

Two full count walks and each batter hit one well over HR distance.  It’s about to go off.  

Pulling him mid-AB is David Pierce bush league stuff

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Clean the bases Bregs.

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Lulz, Jake thought about going then slammed on the brakes

This half inning has taken 2 hours. 

Like being at a craps table. The longer the better

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