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While i agree that CC is injury prone, I laugh at those here comparing physical demands of their everyday life to those of a professional athlete. The vast majority of posters here would pull a hammy on their first full out 40 yard dash. 

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2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

While i agree that CC is injury prone, I laugh at those here comparing physical demands of their everyday life to those of a professional athlete. The vast majority of posters here would pull a hammy on their first full out 40 yard dash. 

I mean, we could also compare him to a SS with a similar body type who played in Baltimore...

I was buttfucking my fiancé in the shower and slipped and fell.  I'm not sure I'd categorize that as embarrassing.  

3 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

While i agree that CC is injury prone, I laugh at those here comparing physical demands of their everyday life to those of a professional athlete. The vast majority of posters here would pull a hammy on their first full out 40 yard dash. 

if he injured himself playing baseball, you’d have a more convincing argument. that’s the whole point. 

i just don't understand how this happens to finely tuned athletes, assuming that's what this is.
i spent several years living on a fucking bus.  slept in weird places.  was drunk (or more) most of the time.  i fell down the stairs more than once.  i jumped out of a window.  i was as reckless and irresponsible as one could be while working.
and i barely got a scratch, much less a pulled muscle or broken bone.
Can you play second base?
12 minutes ago, APMP said:
48 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:
i just don't understand how this happens to finely tuned athletes, assuming that's what this is.
i spent several years living on a fucking bus.  slept in weird places.  was drunk (or more) most of the time.  i fell down the stairs more than once.  i jumped out of a window.  i was as reckless and irresponsible as one could be while working.
and i barely got a scratch, much less a pulled muscle or broken bone.

Can you play second base?

i'm a great clubhouse guy.

22 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

I was buttfucking my fiancé in the shower and slipped and fell.  I'm not sure I'd categorize that as embarrassing.  

 when you come out of the closet it's best to come all the way out.

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30 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

I was buttfucking my fiancé in the shower and slipped and fell.  I'm not sure I'd categorize that as embarrassing.  

 

11 minutes ago, elfenix said:

 when you come out of the closet it's best to come all the way out.

Never has an e been so important. 

50 minutes ago, APMP said:
1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:
i just don't understand how this happens to finely tuned athletes, assuming that's what this is.
i spent several years living on a fucking bus.  slept in weird places.  was drunk (or more) most of the time.  i fell down the stairs more than once.  i jumped out of a window.  i was as reckless and irresponsible as one could be while working.
and i barely got a scratch, much less a pulled muscle or broken bone.

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Can you play second base?

I can 

Never has an e been so important. 
I would blame it on my new cell phone keyboard, but I'll admit, I didn't even know there were two words. Now him buttfucking a dude in the shower would be quite embarrassing.

When can White do a HEB commercial.

Astros placing top pitching prospect Forrest Whitley on the minor league 7 day IL (shoulder fatigue) and he will be heading to Florida to rehab.

Whitley has been hurt every season since being drafted

very Correa like 

More to come, but Astros GM Jeff Luhnow said Carlos Correa's fractured rib occurred at his house before he came to Minute Maid Park on Tuesday.

Luhnow said he was not at liberty to specify what exactly happened

— Chandler Rome (@Chandler_Rome)

i have a bad feeling tyler white is going to slip and fall onto bregman/brantley/verlander/cole/pressly's ankle.

best to cut him before that happens.

pets. heads. falling. off.

It could be time to sacrifice a live chicken

the bucket of kfc white kills during pre game does not count 

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2 minutes ago, HoustonFrog said:

How can all these guys get hurt but White, the most out of shape, is totally fine?

Beer league strong

12 minutes ago, HoustonFrog said:

How can all these guys get hurt but White, the most out of shape, is totally fine?

Built in bubble wrap 

I think I might need to go on the IL. I’m getting fatigued by the constant Tyler White fat jokes. 

Astros just trying to make it fair for rest of the AL West. Seriously though pretty sure Bagwell and Biggio have to got to be little disappointed in Mr Glass

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1 hour ago, HoustonFrog said:

How can all these guys get hurt but White, the most out of shape, is totally fine?

Same reason Kirk Johnson can't stay healthy, too. You need some fat to absorb and insulate the muscles. Over training is a big issue in sports. Baseball has a real problem right now with all the injuries.

Says it happened from a massage at home

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“I sustained the rib fracture from a 9i to my rib cage from my fiancée during a massage from someone other than my fiancée at my home on Tuesday. To sustain an injury in such an unusual way makes it even more frustrating. However, I will work hard to get back on the field as quickly as possible to help our team...”

What a bitch. Both of them

3 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

I think I might need to go on the IL. I’m getting fatigued by the constant Tyler White fat jokes. 

Jokes?

I'm getting a Tiger Woods ex wife with the 9 iron vibe from this...Daniella found out about the roadie side piece. 

He couldn’t come up with a better story than that? He’s a good player, but overrated and obviously injury prone. Hopefully we can trade him at some point and get something in return. He’s got New York Yankee written all over him, so he probably won’t re-sign with the Astros anyway. 

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