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Definitely defined the "found footage" genre.
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looking at this as I've noticed it too.
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A "boring" Week Two saw a massacre of the mid-ranked teams, as more teens went down than [EXTREMELY DISTASTEFUL ANALOGY REDACTED]. #12 Arizona State, #13 Florida, #15 Michigan, and #17 SMU all bit the dust. G5s had a hell of a week, with South Florida (hello again, Billy!), Ohio, and Army all upseting Power 4 teams. From midafternoon onwards, it's a full slate of exciting SEC action as we get a jump on conference play. Thursday NC State @ Wake Forest (-7) (7:30/6:30 ESPN): Dave Doeren is having one of his happy "I'm surprised they did so well!" 8-4 seasons that he alternates with his "They've underperformed my expections" 8-4 seasons. What is it with ag schools and that record? Wake Forest is trying to recover from Clawson's late retirement and a bare bones roster, which meant they played a home nailbiter with Kennesaw State last week. Friday Colorado @ Houston (-6) (7:30/6:30 ESPN): Which lower-tier Big XII school is better? Colorado isn't as good as Georgia Tech. Houston has pounded SFA and Rice, which tells us nothing. Kansas State @ Arizona (Pick 'em) (9/8 Fox): K-State has been badly afflicted by the Irish Loser Curse, already picking up a brutal transitive loss to Tarleton State. Hello Army Football: Arizona wallopped Hawaii, but otherwise not much known about them. New Mexico @ UCLA (-14) (10/9 BTN): If Nico and his buddies can't handle the Lobos, we need to have a conversation about the future of UCLA football. That UNLV loss was ROUGH. Saturday Early #12 Clemson (-6) @ Georgia Tech (12/11 ESPN): A massive game in Atlanta for the fate of the ACC! Clemson has been powerfully underwhelming, losing a season opener to Brian Kelly and getting in a 0-16 hole to Troy. Georgia Tech won in Boulder and generally looks like a very competent football team. Buzz buzz, Dabo! Wisconsin @ #19 Alabama (-19) (12/11 ABC): I can't believe Wisconsin is this bad. I thought Fickell was going to do really well in Madison. Oops. They barely scraped by Miami of Ohio at home. This should be very ugly. #4 Oregon (-25) @ Northwestern (12/11 FOX): Want to see a beating in a beautiful place? Oregon comes to Northwestern's temporary lake cottage to administer pain. #13 Oklahoma (-28) @ Temple (12/11 ESPN2): What a weird fucking game. The meth trailers trundle north to the homeland of fentanyl trafficking. Hope PPD has Narcan. Mid Afternoon #6 Georgia (-7) @ #15 Tennessee (3:30/2:30 ABC): The first massive SEC showdown of the year is in Neyland. Gunner Stockton! Joey Aguilar! Feel the excitement! Pitt (-6) @ West Virginia (3:30/2:30 ESPN): BACKYARD BRAWL. Are these teams good? No, WVU just lost to THE Ohio University and Pitt hasn't played anyone. But oh my is the hate real. #14 Iowa State (-20) @ Arkansas State (4/3 ESPN2): Iowa State schedules the weirdest fucking out of conference home and aways. Have fun in -checks notes- Jonesboro, Clones fans! UTEP @ #7 Texas (-38) (4:15/3:15 SECN): Another cupcake on the trolley. Fewer penalties this time around, please. #18 South Florida @ #5 Miami (-15) (4:30/3:30 CW): The biggest game EVER on the CW! South Florida's been a rolling ball of butcher knives to start the season. The Bulls won their last game in part due to stupid penalties and awful clock management, so they're already used to Mario Cristobal Brand Football. Primetime (aka the SEC Variety Hour) #16 Texas A&M @ #8 Notre Dame (-6) (7:30/6:30 NBC): Catholics vs. Cultists! The sheeple head to South Bend (carefully avoiding the very scary environs of Chicago) to face a wounded Domers squad. Florida @ #3 LSU (-8) (7:30/6:30 ABC): Billy Napier's roaming comedy troupe heads to Baton Rouge straight off their uproarious home welcome to the visitors from Tampa. That said, Florida has talent, and doesn't this just feeeel like the kind of game Brian Kelly would lose? Arkansas @ #17 Ole Miss (-10) (7/6 ESPN): Lane Kiffin LOVES losing stupid, chaotic games to Arkansas. This could be another in a long line of brainless melees. Vanderbilt @ #11 South Carolina (-7) (7:45/6:45 ESPN): Diego Pavia just murdered Brent Bry's career with a furious second half comeback in Blacksburg. However, he comes up against Dylan Stewart, LaNorris Sellers and.... some other guys. If Vandy wins, start selling your portfolio. RIP Pac 12 After Dark Boston College (-9) @ Stanford (10:30/9:30 ACCN): Stanford catches the Eags after a crushing overtime loss in East Lansing (see below). This might be their best chance at a P4 win. Also, why the fuck is this a conference game? Texas State @ Arizona State (-13) (10:30/9:30 TNT): Speaking of needing to bounce back after a horrifying loss, here come the Sun Devils! Will they get angry, or will Texas State catch them with their pants down? Minnesota (-2) @ California (10:30/9:30 ESPN): Minnesota might be immune to the cold fog blanketing Berkeley at night. That said, Cal's new QB looks like he might be the truth.
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You are clearly well versed in all of this. Please educate us how an at-will state works for employment?
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Papers, please. Surly thread of deportation cruelty dominance
wildcat09 replied to Captainant's topic in Daily Texan
We should round them all up, line them up, and let someone illegally detained by ICE kick the shit out of them. -
Well, they have to win a road game against a ranked team at some point, right? Right??
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So this is Beto 2.0? Cool. I'll support him but, (Ain't nobody gonna beat sideye).
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Good Time Charlie's Got The Blues
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Joel Klatt told me on TV this morning that Georgia is a contender for a national title
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She wouldn’t be running against Trump. Paxton, for example, ain’t got that kind of rizz.. That’s old school thinking and not learning the lessons from the victors. You don’t make friends with Rogan, you antagonize him relentlessly. You can be friendly with Theo Vonn and others in that same demographic group, but if you want clout you need a villain.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
F250 replied to Horn Dog's topic in Cloak Room
I had a similar thought about that post. I didn’t really pay attention to the Reagan era because I was busy watching cartoons and the A Team. Shit, I was more interested in the Double Dare obstacle course by the time he left office. -
It was awful, terrible, and disgusting. Start a thread for it, as it doesn't belong here, but I am unlikely to click on it because I've already seen far too much of the video and don't care to see reminders of that image.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Wiler77 replied to Horn Dog's topic in Cloak Room
"We did not vote for his livelihood to be destroyed". There are real people suffering. REAL people. We voted for everyone else to suffer...the not-real people. -
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Only solution is to send in the army. I keed. Many of those idiots above are homeless. That's a whole other issue which involves the nation, the state, the lege, funding for mental health, putting up a welcome sign for the homeless, judges who are are dipshits or are constrained by the law and lack of facilities, and so on and so on... Anyone who thinks Austin is more unsafe than other Texas big cities lives in a dipshit burb where only people who are afraid of everything live.
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Meh, child's play. The smart bums in south Austin use chainsaws.
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Mine was doing it and I restarted laptop... alas update happened, with no notice other than the constipated behavior. Don't think it's on Surly...
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Biff Tannen replied to Horn Dog's topic in Cloak Room
I don’t understand how these people think that Jews have been supported by the right. They have always been antisemitic. I guess because they support the idea of Israel because of their fairy tale religious nonsense? -
The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
GSU&UT replied to Horn Dog's topic in Cloak Room
I moved to Portland a couple of years ago and only recently found out that this is an ICE processing facility (I think they house a few people, but mostly ship them up to Tacoma) right next to the oldest Spaghetti Factory in the country and also a growler-fill/bar I go to. It's killing me that this hipster-y looking Gen-X lady decided to drive down there to mace herself on camera, I thought she was yelling at cops at first given her appearance. -
I think both teams can play the injury card. Rangers are at 51 players used. As soon as JP France pitches this series the Astros will be at 59
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Maybe because this thread has nothing to do with local crime in Charlotte?
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Yeah those cases are well documented. Changing your story from the trail not being safe to Austin not being safe shows the ridiculous of your argument. Sounds like we got a fat loser afraid of exercise and cities. Many such cases.
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Like the Castros!
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