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That second pic alone looks like justification for that chain still being open.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet
Cairn Horn88 replied to Coach pop a bitch's topic in Football
Both TDs went to former Sooners? -
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Texas Football 2025 Fall Camp - Kicking the Sonofabitch In
BevoAbyss replied to closetojumping's topic in Football
Here’s a summer 2025 story y’all might enjoy from deep in the heart of SEC Tennessee country. So a longtime friend (with benefits, no pics, UT alum) asked if I would ride with her from DC to Tucson, where she was spending a few weeks taking care of aging mom. So one night we crashed in Knoxville. Next morning, we were on the road pretty early and we stopped in a Starbucks in the bumfuck outskirts of Knoxville. We decided to order inside and use the rest rooms. The only customers in the place were two old pot-bellied codgers (probably in their 70s), both decked in Volunteer tee shirts and caps. I am just wearing jeans and cotton shirt, nothing to connect me with any school. I could not resist, so I said: “Y’all gonna let them Longhorns take over the SEC” Tennessee Codger 1: Takes off his Vol cap, rubs his balding crown, and merely takes a breath shakes his head. Tennessee Codger 2: “Yeah, it was a big mistake to let them in the SEC” … said with scowl on face. Me: “Yep, they’re gonna kick butt this year. They ain't like the Aggies” Codger 2: "No shit they ain't the Aggies!" I amble over and grab the two coffees and banana bread. About this time, my friend emerges from bathroom and as we walk out the door, she flashes the HOOK'EM sign and laughs. (Looking rather smoke in her tight jeans and boots) Codger 1: “What the hell?” Codger 2: “Them God Damn Longhorns!” -
I was pretty upset to learn that I couldn’t be a donor (blood or organ) anymore (Hodgkin’s Lymphoma here). I had always been listed as an organ donor, but had never given blood before and was looking forward to doing it.
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Is playing Ryder Cup Keegan Bradley's best option?
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94 out and it’s 1045 in the a.m. Great day to get your ass cooked, might as well catch a game while going down in flames.
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and guests over...
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Texas Football 2025 Fall Camp - Kicking the Sonofabitch In
TrashMaster G replied to closetojumping's topic in Football
I was taking a dig at his username. Because it bugs me. A lot. I would consider those intentions to be honorable, in an assholeish way. -
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet
troph replied to Coach pop a bitch's topic in Football
didn't know that. thx. -
The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Sbbruin replied to Horn Dog's topic in Cloak Room
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Spoilered below is an article mistitled by Tarp. He says it’s about the LBs, but it’s about the RBs. Highlights: -Tarp again pushes one of the most laughable bullshit premises that anyone talking about ATM seems to have to push -that Reuben Owens is a big play guy. If I remember correctly, the guy’s longest play from scrimmage is less than 25 yards and very few are more than 10. Where in the fuck did this notion come from? -He’s identified that some of the aggie honks have prematurely started pushing true freshman Morrow as the next big thing. This is happening because idiots who cover the team overrate 7 on 7 performance.
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SEC Football : Any Given Saturday
billfromlaketravis replied to billfromlaketravis's topic in Movies and TV
The title of the show must have fooled you. Common mistake. I believe Kelly references Notre Dame once in his reasoning for going to LSU. Lea never mentions ND. -
Republican unity is one of their strengths, and it has led them to embrace dismantling our Constitutional Republic. Embracing disparate viewpoints must remain a Democratic strength. This is why Michigan Muslims have been mocked. Their focus on Palestine and Israel led them to make a choice they apparently now regret. Seeing the big picture would have brought them closer to their goal. I recognize their votes did not sway the election. While I absolutely condemn Israel’s genocidal actions, and believe the party of Democrats should state it condemns genocide, and it will, imo, should the increasingly remote possibility of Democrats rule come to pass, the conversation should focus on how to make that possibility happen. Thinking big picture thoughts does not lead to this: If/when Shapiro is campaigning for national office, then absolutely make him defend whatever position he holds on Palestine. Until then, keep in mind that opposition to the Republican regime is the most important issue. That is how the USA can one day assist Palestinians. https://abcnews.go.com/US/alleged-arsonist-targeted-pennsylvania-gov-josh-shapiro-palestine/story?id=120860365
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Covri replied to Horn Dog's topic in Cloak Room
Pretty sure you can make boot straps out of wheat. She’ll be fine. Dammit, beat by a second lol. -
Hell yeah keep the pressure on
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Texas Football 2025 Fall Camp - Kicking the Sonofabitch In
DFW Horn replied to closetojumping's topic in Football
Baby Billy must be a Vandy, UF, or UGA grad. No way in hell an aggy or another SEC grad could've come up with this rant. Bravo -
So, did Helen Hunt get 'Dorothy II' out of the bed of the truck?
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Nice assist by Bayindir.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Magus Ossis replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
True hilarity would be including, rather than some B1G team, another SEC as the bubble team presumed to have "taken their spot." Especially if that team had the same record but actually looked good other than a narrow loss at Kyle after which said other team got their star QB back from injury, -
Texas Football 2025 Fall Camp - Kicking the Sonofabitch In
SydneyCarton replied to closetojumping's topic in Football
Quit CrossFit with the birth of my son, gained 30, lost 20. Now just treading water. I don’t hate Quinn. I hate Mack. One things for sure, I appreciate the fact that I can use your football takes as a guide stone for feeling good about feeling the opposite. Just bad take after bad take. The Venn diagram for people who still defend Mack brown are Old, Dumb, and it’s got like a 90% overlap. The guy tried to sink the program on his way out the door. After not doing his job for the previous 5 years. Fuck him. also, what a loser mentality. “Well, all his players love him.” The motherfucker wasn’t paid millions of dollars to graduate players who loved him. He was paid to win games. I’m not sure I’ve ever heard anyone bitch about how Nick Saban’s players didn’t all love him. Man, I wonder how their fan base deals with that disappointment. Guess by wrapping themselves in all those national titles. I’m not sure how old you are man, but at some point box jumps become risky regarding injury and the returns versus step up’s just aren’t with it, imo. I hope you’re at least stepping down.
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