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Showing content with the highest reputation on 01/29/20 in all areas

  1. Stolen from the internets: ALL THE WITNESSES: Ok, we all agree. This is what happened. REPUBLICANS: None of you were in the room! BOLTON: *raises hand* Well I was in the... REPUBLICANS: Who asked you?! Shut up! You’re a liberal pawn! BOLTON: Um... I’m actually I’m a lifelong Republican and I was literally Trump’s national security advi... REPUBLICANS: Shut your mustache! Somebody bring back the first national security advisor. FLYNN: *in orange jumpsuit* Hey sorry guys I’m in jail lol. REPUBLICANS: What? Why? FLYNN: For lying to the FBI about the Russia investigation. REPUBLICANS: Well what idiot told you to do that?! FLYNN: The Pres... REPUBLICANS: Shut up! No one believes either of you! KELLY: *raises hand* I believe them. And I was Trump’s Chief of sta... REPUBLICANS: Shut up! Let’s talk to the real chief of staff. Who is he? MULVANEY: *raises hand* It’s me. REPUBLICANS: Shit. Never mind. PARNAS: *raises hand* I was also in the room. In fact, here’s a cell phone video of the President saying that... REPUBLICANS: Wait what?! How in hell did you sneak a cell phone into a meeting with the President? PARNAS: It was easy I just walked right in and... REPUBLICANS: Shut up! You’re a criminal! PARNAS: Correct. And I just walked right into... TRUMP: I don’t know him. PARNAS: And here’s 500 pictures of me with the President because we’re besties. REPUBLICANS: Wait... What idiot introduced you to the President?? PARNAS: His personal lawyer. REPUBLICANS: Cohen?? COHEN: *also in orange jumpsuit* Hey no sorry guys I’m in jail too. REPUBLICANS: Why? COHEN: For campaign finance violations. REPUBLICANS: Who’s campaign? COHEN: The Pres... REPUBLICANS: Shut up! PARNAS: It was Giuliani. YOVANOVITCH: Giuliani! That’s the guy who had me fired from my job! REPUBLICANS: Who are you?? YOVANOVITCH: I was the ambassador to Ukraine. REPUBLICANS: Wait, you had her fired? Do you work for the government?? GIULIANI: Nope. REPUBLICANS: Well who is the ambassador to the European Union?? SONDLAND: *raises hand* Me. I was also in the roo... REPUBLICANS: F@$&!!! PUTIN: *rubs his bare chest*
    22 points
  2. Hand dunked on this aggy.
    15 points
  3. Apologizes for plates, paper could not take the girth. Made chili.Flour tortillas from Monterey Time for a Frito burrito. Cheese under chili
    14 points
  4. Fuck that. Nazis didn't just disappear after WW2, but it certainly became unacceptable to be one in public. And as a result, the belief system faded away (for a while...) I want these people to be embarrassed. I want them to go hide on the internet and be scared to wear their stupid red hats in public. I want them to feel like outcasts in their home land. Their opinions should be ridiculed and we are only hurting the country by pretending that these disingenuous fucks aren't actively making everything worse. Some will adapt and learn that the world is changing. Others will stay stubborn and eventually die and we will be better off. Boo hoo, the mean men on the TV are laughing at you. Go fuck yourselves.
    13 points
  5. Mensa confirmed: Run off all the LBs on the roster except for Luke Brokermeyer. Then, since Luke Brockermeyer is a starting LB, the Brockermeyers will come to all of Texas' games next season and can't visit any other colleges.
    12 points
  6. Isn’t this the dude who punched a coach, walked off the field without singing The Eyes, and rode the bench during the bowl game? If so, how much writing in the wall do you mother fuckers need?
    11 points
  7. I'm excited for DeMarvion Overshown to learn the exciting position of safetybacker. It does everything a linebacker does, but it has safety in the name.
    10 points
  8. 10 points
  9. "It is down... it is up... and it's a good one. They win"
    9 points
  10. This seems awfully high, no? Loic it or not, that's where he's rated.
    9 points
  11. Roberts may be the worst thing to happen to democracy. Between gutting the voting rights act (shelby county vs holder), opening the floodgates for unchecked corporate political spending (citizens united v FEC), and enabling prosecutors to get away with hiding exculpatory evidence (connick v thompson). The supreme court is forever tarnished and diminished thanks to him.
    9 points
  12. conferences should only exist for football and men's basketball. all other sports should be in a regional conference. that would drastically cut back on travel expenses.
    8 points
  13. That's what they get for sucking. Fuck Missouri and their so-called turf.
    8 points
  14. Then why didn't we just get him to major in meteorology? Problem solved.
    8 points
  15. I'd prefer to see how both kitties react IRL. You can lose a lot of nuance when looking at cat and cheese gifs online.
    8 points
  16. There is a widening gap between urban and rural realities. I think I've discussed this before, but I live in a small rural town out of state but still work remote for a company in Austin. I go back to Austin to work in the office about 1 week out of every 8-12. My company has remodeled its office space to look like a college campus. Its like the West Mall. 75% of our employees are recent college graduates with excellent engineering academic pedigree in their first or second gig since hitting the work force. Go to our company's cafeteria in ATX at any time of day, there will be a handful of 26 year olds and under clustered into different groups. They are tech nerds, sipping their lattes. Playing table top games. Talking about the badass band they just saw, or whats going on downtown this weekend. So forth. They are making close to six figures if not over and have their whole career ahead of them. Go to the local coffee shop here in Bumfuck, CO population 800 and its a bunch of people over 40 except for tourists passing through. They are talking about who got thrown in jail, their divorce, who got busted for meth, the business that just shuttered, how they lost their job. So forth. They are scraping by and are further behind the curve than they were 15 years ago when they were the same age as the previously described group. The locals that know me know I'm a tech guy working remote, and they can tell I make a decent living. They ask me how they can do what I do, and I have no idea what to tell them. They are so far removed from that population where life is good -- educated, intellectually curious, possessive of in-demand skills and living in a boomtown. I tell them they need to start learning how to sling code, save up an emergency fund, move to a tech hub, be willing to start out in tech support and be prepared to work their asses off. But I don't have a lot of confidence any of these people will be able to pull it off. They are about at their capacity for technical skill already -- turning on a computer, playing with social media and jerking off to pron. Nixon's southern strategy employed by Trump works with that group of rural have-nots because their lives really are shitty and they did not enjoy any of the prosperity that people like I enjoyed riding the tech wave in a place like ATX during the Obama years. I don't know how you fix that exactly, but I don't think its by labeling everyone living in Vidor, TX that voted for a charlatan superficially empathetic to their plight a racist.
    8 points
  17. It's a lot of this, summed up by a damned cartoon: Think of the "plight of the rural white working man." Then think of who the GOP has told us who is to blame for it -- immigrants, (((coastal elites))), etc. And listen to the GOP battle cry -- they'll "make America Great Again" -- that is, take you back to the good old days, when we burned nuthin' but coal, and white guys were the only folks around who could do those jobs. Guns, homosexuality, etc. -- those are just proxy issues to remind poor white folks that all of their problems are caused by some version of "the other," who don't respect poor white folks' "way of life." It's dog whistles on top of dog whistles.
    8 points
  18. Can we shut down the Texas basketball season and call it precautionary reasons??
    8 points
  19. So a 4 star receiving TE who’s not ready to play his very first year is automatically a JAG, huh? Gotta love the recruiting board.
    8 points
  20. Yeah but that's kind of misleading. NTSB dude said they crashed 20-30 ft from the top of a smaller hill that was inside a crescent-shaped area surrounded by even larger hills. He was also descending at 2000 ft per minute. Those people were fucked all the way around even if they had cleared the first smaller hill. I totally agree with you on mandating safety devices. It's mind blowing that a ~50 foot long, 12 passenger Romulan Warbird of a helicopter would not have these systems. EDIT - and the pilot was apparently using an iPad for GPS navigation? If that is true then WTF happens when the iPad crashes mid flight, much like my iPad crashes while streaming video from https://www.naughtybutts69.org//ball-danglin'/jerry-and-bob-enjoy-cucumbers-by-the-office-watercooler.mpeg
    7 points
  21. I think its a "no matter how poor and stupid I am, the GOP lets me look down on darkies, immigrants, and librul elites so that I can feel better about myself. I'm even willing to vote for against my own interests for that sweet feeling of smug superiority" thing.
    7 points
  22. WW 3 = War on Drugs WW 4 = War on Terrorism WW 5 = War on Christmas After starting strong and winning the first two , we dropped the last three, and are now 2-3 in World Wars. We might not make a World War Bowl Game.
    7 points
  23. 7 points
  24. The stupidity of your take while simultaneously criticizing the recruiting board for dumb takes that weren’t even serious in the same post is pretty rich. Wiley was an EE who’s naturally bigger so he was able to get up to 250+ before the season started. Liebrock didn’t get here until summer and weighed 220 lbs at the time because he played other sports his last semester of HS. Liebrock was never expected to contribute early because he needed to add weight and improve as a blocker. If he had been an EE like Wiley, he probably would’ve seen the field this year. Him not playing last year doesn’t make him a JAG. We’ll see what happens this offseason.
    7 points
  25. 7 points
  26. Did I follow the Dersh logic correctly in that if Obama wanted to spy/wiretap the Trump campaign, he would be in his legal right and not impeachable because it would be for the betterment of the country...
    6 points
  27. Like all those farmers who no longer support him?
    6 points
  28. INTRODUCTION: In this experiment, the goal was to determine how many questions the Subject (my wife) would ask in a given day. HYPOTHESIS: It will be more than I imagine but no number will surprise. My responses will not have any impact on the subject. ENVIRONMENT: Tester will do nothing to influence the subject to ask more or less questions. Tester will answer/not answer in normal fashion. Experiment to be conducted on the day of leaving Nashville and returning to Home Base (4 hours travel time) and will start at 6am and end upon lights out, whenever that may be . Tester sets the O/U at 51.5 questions. Sixty Two. 62. She asked 62 fucking questions. (In a row?) Well, sort of. I'm not sure I said 62 words all day long. Plus, she slept for 2 hours on the car. And I had to take a 2 hour nap when we got home. Next time, I will count how many times I answer "I don't know". Any other suggestions for the next stage of this experiment?
    6 points
  29. I'll wait until Acho weighs in, personally.
    6 points
  30. it's sticky enough already
    6 points
  31. Look, I used to fly folks who had to be worth about $100M just to enter the program. And it went up from there. The planes were lavish in back, but extremely basic in front. A few people wanted to know about it, but most could care less. Did it look good on the ramp, look good on the inside and meet their price expectations? Yes? Then hop in. I know lack of price sensitivity and vetting by experts is a thing with some, but it isn’t the norm. Hell, Tiger bought a used NJ’s GV and paid a crew bottom dollar to fly it. Jim Crane, the Houston Astro’s owner, bought a used Citation X with no frills, ran one Captain into the ground driving it for minimal pay and used contract First Officers until he recently upgraded to a Challenger 350. A good comparison is for us mere mortals to take a ride in a sedan service/Uber Black. Do you really care that the Lincoln that pulls up has 200k miles on it and doesn’t have all the bells and whistles that are now available on modern cars? No you don’t. Does it look good inside and out and reliably get your there? Hop in. More and more of of the modern aircraft are coming out with Synthetic Vision or FLIR etc. as standard equipment. Kobe bought a three decade old helicopter lacking modern toys, and had one guy flying it in the weather between terrain. I’m not throwing shade at him for that as it happens all the time, and people get away with it all the time. But he was fine with it even with his high net worth. And no expert vetted it for an “it’s ok” check other than to see if the aircraft was legal, the company providing the pilot had the required certificates and and the pilot himself had the requisite experience. In other words, it was barely vetted if at all.
    6 points
  32. People think this way because they've been conned into thinking this way. Nobody likes their health insurance. Nobody likes how they will fight payment when you use their insurance and nobody likes feeling stuck in a job they may dislike over fear of losing their insurance. Nobody has ever turned down a better job offer from another company because that company uses United Health, and damn it, they're just loyal to Cigna. Nobody actually likes their health insurance company. Nobody. Progressives need to keep hammering this point so we can move past this conversation.
    6 points
  33. You can tell Coburn wrote it, because the penmanship makes clear that the author wasn't wearing any shoes or socks.
    5 points
  34. Honestly, I'll be pissed off. It needs to be Overshown first, then Foster. Owens has elite safety size and speed.
    5 points
  35. That broad in the pink is what I always imagined Snooki will look like in 15.....5.......thats Snooki isnt it.
    5 points
  36. I would have just owned it immediately. There's no way in hell any of you would ever find out that I'm actually Richard Gottleib of 1000 Lucinda Terrace, Georgetown, TX, 78628
    5 points
  37. https://www.besthugecocks.com/watch/1164666/emma-butt-pegging-her-male-slave Planters dials back on Mr. Peanut's death following Kobe Bryant news New York (CNN Business)Kraft Heinz (KHC) is pausing promotion for its Super Bowl ad that shows the death of longtime Planters mascot Mr. Peanut following the helicopter crash that killed Kobe Bryant and eight others. Planters' last week released a commercial in which the 104-year old mascot falls to his death after the company's Nutmobile veers off a cliff. The passengers -- actors Wesley Snipes and Matt Walsh -- all land on a tree branch, but Mr. Peanut "saves" them by letting go and falling to his death. The vehicle then explodes.
    5 points
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