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Finally got around to perusing this thread.

From the OP:

operate the anus sprayer while the toilet bowl is refilling. If you do so, and the toilet bowl stops the refilling process, you are going to have a surge in water pressure which will give you quite a surprise, and you may harm your sphincter.

Some people pay extra for that.

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I have finally decided to get on the bidet thread and placed an order for the Luxe Bidet Neo 185 (Elite Series) this morning.  It should be here tomorrow.  I am strangely excited for its arrival. 

 

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52 minutes ago, Hate said:

I have finally decided to get on the bidet thread and placed an order for the Luxe Bidet Neo 185 (Elite Series) this morning.  It should be here tomorrow.  I am strangely excited for its arrival. 

 

Welcome to team clean hole. 

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My wife is skeptical, which is why I went ahead and purchased the one with the "woman" setting. I figured it would make her feel special and she would be more apt to use it if it had a setting just for her.  I kind of want to hold out shitting for as long as I can tomorrow just so I can use it for the first time tomorrow.  Maybe I should eat a bunch of cheese tonight?

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The other day the feature that warms the water accidentally got turned off.  That first shot of water about 50 degrees lower than I expected hitting my turdcutter was quite the shock.

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15 hours ago, Zone Read said:

The other day the feature that warms the water accidentally got turned off.  That first shot of water about 50 degrees lower than I expected hitting my turdcutter was quite the shock.

That's how I start every day. Invigorating.

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So those that have the heated ones do you have a cord that runs out of your shit closet into the bathroom?

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2 hours ago, Quagmire said:

So those that have the heated ones do you have a cord that runs out of your shit closet into the bathroom?

Had an electrician put an outlet in next to the throne.

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I’m up and running now. Whomever put in the fill mechanism before had crossed threaded the connection, so when I tried to install the bidet, I could t get a good connection on the T joint. I had to replace the fill mechanism as well. Gave it a try this morning and I can say is wow...and also that I don’t knew why anyone would ever need more than the low pressure setting. I don’t even want to imagine needing the high pressure or imagine what the high pressure would do to a bunghole.

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4 minutes ago, chikin23 said:

Any good recs on a travel model?

Yes. Travel to Europe. They have them all over the place. 

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Without the high pressure I just dont get the desired polished sparkling feel. I want to hear a squeegee sound when checking for cleanliness.

 

This is what I fear might happen if I use the high pressure.

 

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It’s going to blow the water back through my body and out my nose, ears, and mouth.

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I have no use for the heating feature.  I find myself looking forward to winter when the water is colder and more refreshing.

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6 hours ago, PhillyD said:

I have no use for the heating feature.  I find myself looking forward to winter when the water is colder and more refreshing.

Agree. I don’t get the allure of the warm water feature. It’s always so warm and humid around my butthole. A shot of cool water is just very refreshing.  I’ll go so far as to say it’s invigorating. 

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I don’t even want to imagine needing the high pressure or imagine what the high pressure would do to a bunghole.


Just wait until you build up a callus. You’ll be upgrading to the Binford 2000 that doubles as a sinus cleanser.

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On 1/14/2020 at 5:40 PM, chikin23 said:

Any good recs on a travel model?

 

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I switched out the nozzle today on a Kohler seat we just had installed.

Like a dumbass, I grabbed the handle to test out the new nozzle and shot water high in the air directly on my shirt and and pants.  

 

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