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Learn to swim....

Spoiler

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.

It's a
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this

Silly shit, stupid shit...

One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim.

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.

Learn to swim.

Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

Fuck retro anything.
Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory.

Learn to swim.

Fuck smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.

Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.

I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it all come down.
suck it down.
flush it down.

 

 

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On 1/4/2020 at 9:07 PM, bolverk said:

This is a holy shit! great idea.

 

If you drive in reverse it plays "Hail Satan."

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5 minutes ago, Txzen said:

PG&E says, ‘Nah. Overrated’. 

pfft... like the state of California would allow the murder of tree branches.

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42 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

Hell even Superman couldn't have survived that.

It took a while for the final result, but he did not, in fact, survive his last encounter with a horse.  

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18 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

It took a while for the final result, but he did not, in fact, survive his last encounter with a horse.  

thank you obama GIF by The Standing O

Edited by Buffsoldier

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22 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

 

Yep, I would blow straight past my 15 foot safety stop and take my chances with getting the bends if that happened to me. 

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31 minutes ago, NWBuck said:

Really glad user name didn't check out.

Why?  He put a TON of people in danger, could have killed them.  F that guy. 

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Just now, markstanco said:

Why?  He put a TON of people in danger, could have killed them.  F that guy. 

Totally agreed, but I don't want to watch it.

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Reminds me of a game I used to play with my kids. No one gets hurt but the rider, so everyone wins. 

 Fast forward to 2:00 or so and wait for the hospital bills.

 

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26 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Yeah, that’s a shit ton of nope.

No lie.  I was waiting for the water to lift those tired and just nudge it over the edge.  I wonder how many pounds it was putting down on each tire where it hits the road.  

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FIrst of all-that made me almost shit my pants.  Second---it would open them up to tons of liability, but whoever is the manufacturer of that truck basically just needs to make that their 60-second ad spot for the next decade.  

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I'm thinking that truck is loaded with rocks and weighs a shitton. No way a normal truck can survive that raging torrent of a river, I mean road.

Edited by crash_davis

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