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On 1/8/2020 at 8:38 PM, nnm said:

According to his arrest affidavit, Ragsdale and his girlfriend were sitting in the living room of a friend's house on Sunday when he farted.

Oddly, this is the lede to every news story from Wichita Falls.

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A young what? You can't just leave that hanging. Was he full aggy?

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The light from a medical marijuana farm filled the sky over Snowflake, Arizona, with a strange, purple glow on a recent foggy morning.

Cara Smith took a picture of the scene about 6:30 a.m. Friday on her way to work at Copperstate Farms, the largest medical marijuana wholesaler in the state.

Copperstate Farms has 40 acres of greenhouses -- about the size of 30 football fields -- that use a combination of red and blue lights at night to help its plants grow, according to a company spokeswoman.

The lights look purple from a distance, but it's normally nothing like this.

Water droplets in the low-lying fog reflected the light, which made it spread across the sky.

The farm has 70 strains of cannabis in production and another 40 in development and has been growing crops since 2017.

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11 hours ago, RPM said:

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The light from a medical marijuana farm filled the sky over Snowflake, Arizona, with a strange, purple glow on a recent foggy morning.

Cara Smith took a picture of the scene about 6:30 a.m. Friday on her way to work at Copperstate Farms, the largest medical marijuana wholesaler in the state.

Copperstate Farms has 40 acres of greenhouses -- about the size of 30 football fields -- that use a combination of red and blue lights at night to help its plants grow, according to a company spokeswoman.

The lights look purple from a distance, but it's normally nothing like this.

Water droplets in the low-lying fog reflected the light, which made it spread across the sky.

The farm has 70 strains of cannabis in production and another 40 in development and has been growing crops since 2017.

Town name checks out.

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Man arrested for defecating in front of Phenix City golf pro shop

PHENIX CITY, Ala. (WRBL) – Phenix City Police are thanking the community for their help in locating a man who was caught on video pooping in public at a local golf course after hours.

“On January 14, 2020 the Phenix City Police Department Patrol Division arrested Garth Allen Brown on outstanding warrants for Trespassing 3rd degree and Public Lewdness. Brown was caught on video surveillance at Lakewood Golf Course on January 4, 2020 at 9:30 PM after the golf course had closed defecating next to the entrance to the pro shop,” said Lt. Skip Lassiter Jr.

The Phenix City Police Department would like to thank the public for their overwhelming response in helping to identify Brown as the offender.

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Komodo dragon destroyed BBC camera by trying to have sex with it

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A komodo dragon destroyed cameras trying to film for a BBC wildlife show after trying to have sex with one of them.

State-of-the-art equipment was hidden inside both a lifesize imitation of a female komodo dragon and a fake pig placed amid a pack of the giant lizards during filming for new series Spy in the Wild 2, narrated by David Tennant.

According to The Sun newspaper, executive producer John Downer revealed the male dragons began trying to mate with the imitation lizard and became increasingly frustrated when the model did not respond – so they took their frustration out on the fake pig containing the recording equipment.

According to The Sun newspaper, executive producer John Downer revealed the male dragons began trying to mate with the imitation lizard and became increasingly frustrated when the model did not respond – so they took their frustration out on the fake pig containing the recording equipment.

He said: “With its massive claws this dragon starts raking at the skin of the ‘female’, and there’s nothing you can do because you can't intervene. You just hope it will realise there’s something not right and it will stop.

"But then this pig, with all our equipment in it, was in the wrong place at the wrong time and they just annihilated it.

Read more: Faking wildlife scenes not uncommon in BBC documentaries

“It was breeding season and they’d been riled up by fighting over this female and testosterone gets the worst of us. They were like dinosaurs, it was just unbelievable, it was totally smashed to pieces.”

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1 hour ago, retsevlys said:

Man arrested for defecating in front of Phenix City golf pro shop

PHENIX CITY, Ala. (WRBL) – Phenix City Police are thanking the community for their help in locating a man who was caught on video pooping in public at a local golf course after hours.

“On January 14, 2020 the Phenix City Police Department Patrol Division arrested Garth Allen Brown on outstanding warrants for Trespassing 3rd degree and Public Lewdness. Brown was caught on video surveillance at Lakewood Golf Course on January 4, 2020 at 9:30 PM after the golf course had closed defecating next to the entrance to the pro shop,” said Lt. Skip Lassiter Jr.

The Phenix City Police Department would like to thank the public for their overwhelming response in helping to identify Brown as the offender.

Wonder if this guy spends any time in Norway.

https://nypost.com/2015/07/28/a-mystery-man-has-been-pooping-in-golf-holes-for-a-decade/

Mystery pooper has tortured golf course for a decade

July 28, 2015 | 2:48am

Hole-in-one? No. 2 in the hole is more like it.

For the past decade, a Norwegian golf course has been dealing with a serial pooper — who decides to leave dirty toilet paper and feces at the bottom of holes.

UPI reported Stavanger Golf Club, a scenic waterside course in Hafrsfjord, claims they have been finding poop in the course’s cups since 2005.

And the worst part is they have no clue who’s been doing it.

“He has a couple favorite holes,” groundskeeper Kenneth Tennfjord told the Rogaland Avis newspaper. “And we know it is a man because the poos are too massive to be from a woman.”

Tennfjord said the mysterious pooper only lays his tracks on weekdays. The club has tried catching the culprit by installing high-powered lights, but to no avail.

“He climbed up a tree next to the lights and wriggled far out on a branch and dismantled the spotlights,” Tennfjord said. “How he managed the feat without electrocuting himself or falling is a riddle.”

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13 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

what's his surly handle?

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Edited by Cheeseweasel

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47 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Deaf Man Sues Pornhub for Lack of Closed Captioning in Videos

https://movieweb.com/pornhub-sued-deaf-man-closed-captioning/

 

Next, a blind man will sue Pornhub because he can't see shit.

""Hot Step Aunt Babysits Disobedient Nephew," "Sexy Cop Gets Witness to Talk," and "Daddy 4K -- Allison comes to Talk About Money to Her Boys' Naughty Father," are all videos that Suris wanted to watch but couldn't s understand the plot because there was no closed captioning service."

If he can't understand/follow "the plot" based on these titles alone he is really too stupid to understand it even with sub-titles.

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4 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Minnesota TSA agent snapped Native American woman's braids, said 'giddyup!'

"My braids are not reins, I should be treated with dignity, as should everyone else," Tara Houska wrote on Twitter.

 

Did she giddyup?

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1 hour ago, ABSR said:

""Hot Step Aunt Babysits Disobedient Nephew," "Sexy Cop Gets Witness to Talk," and "Daddy 4K -- Allison comes to Talk About Money to Her Boys' Naughty Father," are all videos that Suris wanted to watch but couldn't s understand the plot because there was no closed captioning service."

If he can't understand/follow "the plot" based on these titles alone he is really too stupid to understand it even with sub-titles.


he’s going to win. 
 

Good job of the lawyer finding this guy

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1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Minnesota TSA agent snapped Native American woman's braids, said 'giddyup!'

"My braids are not reins, I should be treated with dignity, as should everyone else," Tara Houska wrote on Twitter.

 

Did she giddyup?

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MARYVILLE, Tenn. — A Tennessee man was jailed on felony charges after appearing to dip his testicles into a container of salsa that a customer had ordered online.

The delivery driver allegedly recorded it and posted a video online, saying "This is what you get when you give an 89 cents tip for an almost 30-minute drive."

News outlets report that the passenger, 31-year-old Howard Matthew Webb, was arrested last week and charged with adulteration of food.

Dinner Delivered said the food service has fired the driver and forwarded information about her to authorities as well.

Webb remains behind bars pending a March 12 hearing.

His arrest warrant says they picked up the food for delivery from a local Mexican restaurant. The company issued a refund for the tainted food.

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The company issued a refund for the tainted food.

It was his balls, not his taint. The editor needs to pay closer attention.

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