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Here are some things that are allegedly pretty current, should you choose to believe. This is broken into posts for ease of consumption purposes. This one is Offense. -I've mentioned before that Johnston attempted to commit at some point earlier this spring and they pushed back, wanting to see more in their evaluation of his hands. This has since been walked back. Texas would take his commitment right now if he wanted to commit. He's a hard kid to read, but they want him. -Achane and Cooper are both apparently slots. RB2 is an open question, but neither of these guys are that guy. They'd take either one of them right now nonetheless. -Said this somewhere too, but it looks like they're done with George and Evans and all of their bullshit. Does that mean a call and request to visit wouldn't change that? I personally doubt it. I think we'd hear that we're right back in it and had it the whole way. Right. I hope that is not true because I'm at the point where I think these guys can fuck right off and I'll never think another thing of it. -3 months ago, we all thought we knew something at TB. I said they were serious about Robinson, in this thread. I also said Evans was always going to be the #1 priority. New shit always comes to light and only Siths should speak in absolutes. Nonetheless, I like where things are headed now, and I'll be pretty disappointed if Evans reemerges, but I'm sure I'll find a way to rationalize it. As to the other RB spot, like I mentioned above, I don't think many have a clue on that currently. -It's not clear how clean Wilson's recruitment will be. Seems clean. Hope so and such. But will Cristobal let a high value target go to Texas without seeing if there's a price that can change minds? No, he will not. So this will be interesting, but don't invest your recruiting self-esteem into it. -Mentioned this earlier, but Lindberg has a ticking clock. Big, guard-ish, and soft isn't ideal anyway, but there's a bragging rights element and so forth. I don't think Texas wants to see him elsewhere, but they might not be waiting around for bullshit past the next month or so. SLC guy is apparently a pure tackle prospect. Some of you dorky OL enthusiasts can fact check that take. As always, it's recruiting, nothing is ever certain, apparently even after the ink is dry these days. If something I mention becomes incorrect, I'll circle back if I notice it and/or remember it. I know some people are too dense to fathom the fluidity such as fucktards like VaHorn, but assume the rest of you get it.23 points
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Conservatives would never spend countless hours mocking Obama's wardrobe for instances such as *checks notes* Obama's bike helmet and mom jeans and also *shuffles pages* a tan suit and also *throws book across the room* Michelle's bare arms.21 points
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Billy: This will come to no surprise to most, if you've been paying attention to my clues; but the Texas A&M Aggie were able to secure the commitment of one of the most highly touted WR recruits in the country, Devin Price. Devin was a slow starter nationally due to his aversion to camps, but his stock has grown incredibly through the spring evaluation period, resulting in offers from all over the country. Akron, Kansas, and Boston College have came after him hard, but when coach comes calling, it is hard to resist for any top prospect. Texags will update our rankings in the morning, but you can expect to see Devin in the top 20 in the state, and it is well deserved. Once again, this commitment really shows how relentless coach is on the trail, he won't take no for an answer, but to be honest to you guys, there aren't really any no's. Just sometimes Jimbo has to let guys find another path as spots fill up and his mental calculator is second to none in that regard.15 points
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Here's Defense: -Akin to the Lindberg/SLC info, I mentioned earlier something similar regarding Umanmainlyman and Blidi. I’ll be surprised if Blidi leaves without an offer. There are only two ways in which that could occur – first, the level of competition seen on his film is so bad that one workout completely invalidates the view on him and second, if Oscar Giles misses the entire workout because of his 3 hour afternoon nap. -3 months ago, none of us knew what the fuck was going on at DB. Now, it looks like Ransom (if you can get him), Washington, and Thompson, JR, if they can get them all at Safety, and then Ringo (if you can get him), Crawford, and Rogers if you can get them all. Alford and Eaton are interesting guys if some of the others fall through. Would they take 6? Don't know. These things usually work themselves out and someone will choose to go somewhere else if they feel the position is too heavy in their class. Texas will have attrition after 2020 due to the NFL at DB unless injuries or crazy shit interferes. -The notion that Ringo is all about Georgia because of some big money moment isn't true. He might wind up there and money might matter, but that's not the driver unless something gets insane, and more on that later. -Ransom's number 1 was Stanford, but he apparently isn't getting in, so they don't make the public cut. His recruitment is clean, seemingly. Can the legitimate DBU beat back the hyped DBU of late? -Broughton isn’t going to Arkansas unless the entire family was worked on, Manchurian Candidate style. -In spite of his brother walking on at OU and folks talking up OU who cover this and get paid due to clickcount, Dorbah is coming to Texas unless they really fuck something up this summer. -There's a stud LB who happens to be too short for Bama and Georgia's liking. He's playing ball in south Georgia named Tisdol or Tisdale. He'll probably wind up being a 3 or 4 year starter for Muschamp due to flying under the radar. Texas fucked up the Josh White recruitment due to size concerns and hubris. Maybe they take a crack with this guy, if someone like Watson SR thinks he vets out well. Who knows? As always, it's recruiting, nothing is ever certain, apparently even after the ink is dry these days. If something I mention becomes incorrect, I'll circle back if I notice it and/or remember it. I know some people are too dense to fathom the fluidity, but assume the rest of you get it.12 points
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Not surprising, but it is hilarious. There is more than a small current of gossip flowing out there that Fisher doesn't want to be in College Station. He didn't get Auburn or LSU, and FSU got tired of his shit, and then ATM comes calling. Hey, it's SEC right? In Texas? $75million? Yeah, fuck it, let's do this! Whoop! No, Whoops. The mix of old man stench plus inferiority driven desperation is a toxic, potent combo. It's sort of like watching katfid attempt to be funny regarding punctuation on a sports recruiting forum. Just an ugly, dreary mix of bad bullshit for the audience. Well, Jimbo is an audience of one in CS and the stench might have him ready to head for the exits. A bad season at LSU or Auburn and they already apparently have his agent's number.12 points
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Trump: Mexicans cause cancer. Republicans: ... Obama: I’ll have the turkey burger. Republicans:12 points
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The ability of the right to micro-analyze every sentence that comes out of Obama's mouth, while completely refusing to even simply look at the bullshit presented to them by their own party, continues to be breathtaking.12 points
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Boy you really are inexperienced and lacking a basic knowledge of female anatomy, even for a sad incel virgin. Chin up, chief! Maybe a fat girl from College Station will take pity on you one day!12 points
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It's not that Obama lied, he just politicized a statement about guns. Yes, you can buy guns online. You can pay for it and instruct the seller to ship it to a FFL near you. The FFL will receive the gun, and you will have to physically go to that shop, present ID, fill out the paperwork and wait while the background check is completed. Yes, you can buy a machine gun online. You can look at the pictures, make a deal with the seller, pay for it and have it shipped to a Class III FFL dealer. You have to physically go to that dealer, fill out more paperwork and pay a transfer tax to the government. To the uninformed, his statement is interpreted that you can buy a gun online and get it shipped directly to you and that's all there is to it. This is pretty standard political bs. Obama knows better, he is just being a politician.10 points
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I'm just gonna repost this, because a Brit who looks like Tea Leoni is . . . wheelhouse:9 points
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He probably heard Ivanka say once that wide legged/boot cut pants can balance out bigger hips and this is his interpretation. Yeah, sometimes a wider cut leg can balance out a woman’s hips. But no cut of pant leg can balance out the super sized sack of meat that is his torso. Also -9 points
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I mentioned this vaguely on the Non-Texas 2020 thread, but since he's being discussed here, I'll just throw out there that you guys should stop worrying about anything regarding Evans. I argued against that 2 months ago, but new shit has come to light. He was suspended from school recently and he didn't exactly put the work in this spring during NS's spring camp. All of the hype has gone to his head and there are comps to him out there with way less baggage. Texas is going to land one of them soon. Texas has also effectively stopped recruiting George. It's recruiting, shit changes, take it FWIW, fuck off if you don't like the message, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Kiss his ass, Kiss my ass, Happy Hannukah, etc.9 points
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Of course she wasn't walking around with a scowl, or muttering "fuck Trump" under her breath. She's literally the most proper person in the world -- etiquette and protocol have been her entire life for decades. And the United States is the UK's most important ally. We could elect a shit-flinging monkey as president, and when they visited, she would respond to wet monkey shit flying across the room with "that's a splendid throw indeed." That's her job. But being that she is the world's mistress of etiquette and protocol....what do YOU think she thought of a man who 1) called one of her current granddaughters-in-law "nasty," 2) said the other one should show her tits, and 3) said of her former daughter-in-law (shortly after she died in a horrific car crash) that he totally could have fucked her, but he woulda made her take an HIV test before? And those are just the insults to her FAMILY. We can keep going, but do tell me what HRH would think of a man like that -- I await your hysterical whitewashing.8 points
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On to controversy and miscellany: -Two white WR coaches means Texas needs a black WR coach in order to compete for some of these recruits. It doesn't help that Mehringer is whiter than a motherfucker. Of course, go fucking moneywhip Brewster or Traylor if you've got to go full whitey. There are numerous qualified coaching candidates that can relate to some of the prima donna, showtime WR targets like Demas, Bridges, and Wease. Guys like that have mocked UT's staff. We lack the right guy(s) at WR coach and the results mostly bear that out. If that's taboo, sorry for triggering. This isn't political. It's recruiting, and people want to work with and commit to people that they think "get them". -20-23 in the class, with room to go after guys in the transfer portal, as it both giveth, and taketh away. I believe that they're grossly underestimating some attrition from the lower end of the depth chart, but whatever. Texas feels good about its talent level and won't be running players off, which is going to be an interesting contradiction with what is set to occur to the east of Austin in beautiful and lit College Station. -Talk of lump sums at this stage being tossed around in big ways for recruits is not likely to be true. Visit money to handlers for UOVs, camps, OVs, sure. $100K? $200k? Not probable at this time of the cycle. If you just follow game theory logic and negotiating strategy, that move right now doesn't behoove a bidder at this stage anyway. Not saying big numbers won't close the deals, but it will go down more like Sanders last cycle, in the waning hours of mid-December and early February. As always, it's recruiting, nothing is ever certain, apparently even after the ink is dry these days. If something I mention becomes incorrect, I'll circle back if I notice it and/or remember it. I know some people are too dense to fathom the fluidity, but assume the rest of you get it.7 points
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It’s just a big troll at this point except the whole world has to suffer because some crackers in the Midwest couldn’t let a woman follow a black man as president.7 points
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My father, 2 brothers and myself sit on the west side, upper deck, pretty close to mid field. We have another 4 seats we rotate out with other family members and friends (or sometimes sell to other longhorns, never opposing fans). We are loud as fuck. We stand up and scream. My father who is now 72 can really belt it out and he loves to cheer on our beloved longhorns. Before I current seats we sat a few rows up in the same section, right behind this pussy of a fan. My dad would sit behind him and cheer and yell at the games. I got a picture of how he handled it. He would even look back and give us dirty looks. Why in the goddamn fuck do you go to a game if you aren’t going to be part of and add to the experience?!? This guy sucks. If you are friends with this guy, you also suck by association.7 points
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He was asked two questions. In that span, he managed to: deny the existence of protests that everyone else can clearly see, lie about a potential meeting with Corbin, insult the mayor of the city he is currently standing in, claim to not want to take a position on Brexit before immediately taking a position on Brexit, go on a crazy rant about Mexico, and randomly cite a fake approval rating. Low bar, indeed.7 points
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All of which fits within Obamas statement. "You can buy guns with little to no regulation." Compared to the rest of the civilized world, buying a gun online with just a background check is very little regulation. This coming from someone who just purchased a gun online a couple months ago. But the right is going to right and snowflake everything up.7 points
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Machine guns are completely different so I won’t get into that, but you can buy non-machine guns online they just have to be shipped to an FFL(typically a gun store locally) so a background check can be performed before you can take possession. You can order guns through cabelas or bass pro and pick them up in store because both are FFL dealers. Anyone who really believes you can order a gun online shipped to your house should try it and post the video.7 points
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This dumbass’ inability to use the word you’re instead of your pisses me off more than not being able to buy a fully automatic bar of soap off the interwebs.7 points
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I actually view it as a good thing. Beck sucking so bad at play calling forced Herman to take over that responsibility and there aren’t many people out there who are better than Herman at calling a game.7 points
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It might be funny if y’all have even sniffed at a conference title in 20 years or a national title in 80. But hey, being Bama and LSU’s bitch is pretty awesome.6 points
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I smoked a bone in ribeye over the weekend and then finished it over direct heat. Topped with homemade garlic herb butter.6 points
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Fuck off. Strife be with you. You play by your stupid rules, you use your stupid rhetoric, you get called on it. Act like an infantile fuckstick, get treated like an infantile fuckstick. Stupidity, like elections, has consequences.6 points
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The boy had a blast this past weekend even if we didn’t catch anything.6 points
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The first sentence makes sense to me and further proves why the Oxford Comma is important--even for simple lists.6 points
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This thread is basically just the Surly version of this: "Hot today." "Yep." "Mm-hmm." "That's what the government wants you to think."6 points
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This is the one guy in this class I really wanted. Don't care if he plays QB, RB, TE, WR, LB, he's going to be great.6 points
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Someone get me my inhaler because the irony of this post being in the Trump thread is breathtaking.5 points
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Lol. So "Carol," an American conservative who joined twitter in fall 2016 and only tweets Pro-Trump stuff tells you that she has "never seen the queen smile so much." Fair perspective indeed.5 points
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Dear Zork, You convinced me. He's a charmer with a happy disposition beloved by world leaders.5 points
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Trump: Hey fat ass, what are you today, about 3 bills? Christie: No, I'm 239 pounds.5 points
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No, not abandoned. There's a family of red tailed hawks nesting in one of the parking garages, and pigeons love the hell out of two of those buildings.5 points
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VERY funny story that has helped in my house. My mother can be a little much and being retired she is a gossip and loves to take the negative outlook on things. She is still amazing it just cracks all of us up that she sometimes disagrees on stupid shit that she knows nothing about just to disagree. My wife and her have a great relationship but like most MIL/DIL relationships they can have their moments and the big one for my wife is how she always questions everything. Well sitting at dinner the other day (my wife, our two sons and I) I say something and my wife disagrees. One of my sons says- "Mom, you sound like Grandma!" I have never laughed so hard in my life and my wife gave me the death stare and then started laughing as she knew she was busted. It was fucking perfect and I didn't have to say a damn thing!5 points
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Dale, you giblet-head, we live in Texas. It's already 110° in the summer, and if it gets one degree hotter, I'm gonna kick your ass!5 points
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My wife has picked the Mueller Report as the last selection for her book club to read. Their get together to discuss was last Thursday. Two conservative catholic Trumpkin women have since left the group. My wife’s take: “Fuck those bitches if they can’t handle reality.” As to the rules...5 points
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Wow. You have to pick it up at the store, just like I said? So ... I wasn't lying?5 points
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This is the biggest recruit in this class. He’s an alpha and he’s going to recruit a fuckton of others with him.5 points
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