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  1. The influx of new posters has really fucked this board up.
    23 points
  2. A white, female Trumpkin friend of mine will only go so far as calling Trump "unsavory." That has now become a running joke at happy hour, BTW. Friends are dropping "unsavory" every chance they get. And it's working. Last Friday after someone talked about the recent unsavory shootings happening in downtown Austin she said "screw you assholes" and walked out on in a tiff. If you're gonna suck that orange Cheeto's cock don't act shocked when people call you out for having cheese dust on your lips and hands.
    20 points
  3. IP ban everybody who says "less" instead of "fewer."
    18 points
  4. The 90% part where you indicate all of the reasons not to take him. I saw that you finished with the back door “but I’ll take him” swipe. Most of us posting regularly do not claim or believe that all other schools are cheating. That’s a false premise. Are Georgia, Alabama, Oregon, Ohio State, Auburn, ATM and LSU cheating? Yes. Any discussion to the contrary shows ignorance, including a blatant disregard of actual facts. Every one of those schools is a proven cheater that has open evidence against them of paying fucking players and handlers. There is no further burden of proof and you dipshits that show up and claim “herrrrr, derrrr, you just don’t like losing recruitments, no one cheats or everyone cheats, derp derp derp herpa derpa derp!!!!” are nothing but fucking bandwidth drain on these threads.
    15 points
  5. Machinator shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level
    14 points
  6. how did that feel Ohio Hamm?
    13 points
  7. @immamac this is the third time in a week the former Carl Winslow's come back with a new account after getting community-banned to continue his weird vendetta against UT women.
    13 points
  8. Flew on a direct flight from austin to San Francisco. While waiting to deplane the lady behind us asks us if we know what luggage carousel to use. Wife replies she doesn’t know and then asks her if she lives in the Bay Area. Lady replies that no, she’s from austin. Wife lights up and says “wow we live in austin too!” me “honey, we are on a flight from austin, chances are there are some people on the plane from austin” tone
    13 points
  9. UT is as clean as a major program can be and it's stupid to argue otherwise. Do you really think that if UT had been paying players all these years that we wouldn't have gotten caught when Charlie fucking Strong was in charge? That dumbass couldn't beat Kansas, much less run a national bagman network. He would have left a comically large bag full of cash with dollar signs on the outside and a note saying "To: Malik Jefferson From: The University of Texas" on the steps of the NCAA headquarters.
    12 points
  10. Just out of curiosity, did it raise any red flags with you back when Ole Miss began racking up five star recruits, or did that seem to be on the up and up, too?
    12 points
  11. Trump: hey, China, will you guys buy more US agricultural products while I try to find a way to save face with my tariffs bullshit? China: Yeah, I guess. Trump: Hey! You guys didn't buy more US agricultural products! China: I know LOL. Trump: I'm gonna send a tweet that says you guys stink. China: kthxbai lol [Trump tweets and Dow plunges 550 points] Trump: Elijah Cummings is black!
    11 points
  12. We could start with anybody who signed up for an account in July.
    11 points
  13. I took exception to you fucking up the term “blue blood” because, well, you did. I didn’t say anything about Georgia not being relevant to recruits today. That’s a non sequitur that you’re inserting as you flail in an effort to spar adequately. You’re flipping out over this concern you have of me viewing Texas on another level as a program over Georgia. You keep referring to this being something that is an example of why other programs don’t like us and such. You seem to very, very concerned about how other programs and fans view us. So let me help out here, Captain Two-In-The-Goo, One-In-The-Poo. I absolutely believe that Texas is on another level above Georgia. I view us as better people, a better program, a better culture, and products mostly of a better state. I view us in that fashion over all but a few in college football and, really, overall universities. I look down on cheating programs in the backwater of the SEC with pure, uncut disdain. I do that to OU, Ohio State, USC, and virtually everyone else as well. I cheer against all of them wildly and without pause. I want nothing but bad things to happen to most other fanbases. I get downright fucking petty with it, as I rest comfortably in my patrician ivory tower. I even fucking cheer for calamities like injuries on the field or for the HC to have a seizure on the sidelines. I’ve laughed heartily at Jerry Kill going down midgame. I’ve hoped out loud that Bob Stoops would meet the same fate as his father on the sidelines. Unapologetically. And to the concern about other fans not liking that or judging us for that behavior? Fuck’em if they can’t take a joke. They hate us because of the greatness and brand we’ve honed over the last 120+ years of playing the game and being this university. They hate us because we’re rich, good looking and have a history of stealing their girls. They revel in our misery and kick us when we are down. I might as well get to enjoy myself in their misery and inferiority on the other side. It’s not any more my problem that that makes them mad than it is my problem that your pussy quivers in fear that some of these shitheel groups won’t like you. That’s your bullshit, and you’re spewing it all over this board. Hope that helps.
    10 points
  14. fuck walker little. fuck his house for not having a better bathroom exhaust fan.
    9 points
  15. Me- Kids look out your window- Kids- That's huge! What is it? Wife- An airplane wing Me-
    9 points
  16. Ricky doesn't strike me as a guy who places a lot of value on mementos.
    8 points
  17. I'm of the opinion that it's just 1-2 people with multiple handles that know exactly what they're doing.
    8 points
  18. JFC the new posters are multiplying. It’s like every new poster emboldens other lurkers to sign up. I’m thinking we need to fatwa a few just to stem the tide of new handles and shifty posts.
    8 points
  19. Remember when Kirby got the the legislature to change the state laws to make it easier to deny open records requests? https://deadspin.com/kirbys-law-will-make-it-harder-to-report-on-georgia-a-1770500372
    8 points
  20. I make a motion that hobo jungle becomes the new CR forum title.
    8 points
  21. Racial animus tends to manifest itself at the expense of a group of "others" rather than individuals who are "others". Every racists has some "other" that they're close to (coworker, childhood caretaker, hired help) but they project their racial animus onto the greater group, not the individuals they know. In fact, their love for those individual "others" functions as a buffer and helps to comfort them and actually emboldens their denial of their overall racist beliefs. This sort of dissonance is why it's so much easier to dehumanize a group of people rather than specific individuals.
    8 points
  22. OMG. You want to watch a couple of Yankees fans die inside? Watch these guys find out about the Greinke trade as it happened:
    8 points
  23. I could look at this all night. It's like a scene from a naughty Hallmark movie where Lacey Chabert's character had to leave town unexpectedly on Christmas Eve for a client presentation in order to get that big promotion, so her slutty sister comes to help decorate in time for the town's Holiday Jubilee. Then after the party, she gets banged by her brother-in-law in a reindeer costume as Santa and his elves smoke week and watch.
    8 points
  24. A bunch of bitching about kids taking money, then what schools do it, but really really what schools do it, then there was a big debate about that, a lot of people saying other people don't know shit, then we got into hating on new people, but really some of those new people deserved it because they were idiots, but also maybe they were trolls and nobody really knows for sure, lot of insults back and forth, and we know Bijan is supposed to commit around 2PM.
    7 points
  25. The hell you say? Those people were cast from the mold of William F. Buckley, Jr.
    7 points
  26. Followed by this Holy shit. Every single argument you made was based on hope and rainbow dust. Wide receiver: I think this guy is going to be much better than he's ever been after his catastrophic injury. I think this guy is overrated but he's good, also he's on my alma mater's team so he's awesome. If this other guy turns out to be good then I like our group. If not then okay maybe this other group is better. But, again, if we roll three sixes on these three dice then we're better. OLine: I think we're better than people think. One guy has a chance to be really good, another guy who isn't good is going to surprise people and be good, one guy had a good second half last season (ALERT - A COMMENT NOT BASED ON WISHES AND UNICORNS), one spot will be good. Really the only question (editor's note - other than all the other questions that were just listed) is if the last spot is any good. Q E fuckin' D, baby.
    7 points
  27. The bug crawls back out of Trump's hair and pretends that it wasn't bad in there, compliments trump's scalp and gets appointed to CIA Director for the kind words.
    7 points
  28. IP ban everybody with less than 1162 posts
    7 points
  29. We're trying to get him to follow the rule of law, not give him an erection.
    7 points
  30. Your view of what a “top program” is and mine are simply fundamentally different. Georgia has won, what, one national title? Not in the top 10 in wins or winning percentage? Played for a title a few years ago, and so did Oregon, Virginia Tech and myriad others over the years that never really did much else. But hey, they recruit well to a nice city, so let’s give them a fucking label comparable to few who deserve it. Might as well do the same for ATM as well, since the qualifications on your end look similar. And anyone writing Nebraska off definitively has no fucking clue how chaos or coaching works. Humans have a hard time predicting tomorrow accurately but you guys are moving them into Yale/Minnesota also-ran status. Got it.
    7 points
  31. My fault man, I was misinformed. I’m a new poster up here and I’m hoping to not be categorized with that other dude that has an obsession with UT and UGA women
    7 points
  32. I don’t know about anyone else, but not once in my life have I ever heard a UT alum regret or renounce their degree. Not once. I’ve had plenty of aggies tell me sheepishly that they went there, but they’re “not into all of the dorky stuff”, especially women. It’s a pretty common theme, actually.
    7 points
  33. Eaton has gone from #1 most likely to be an aggy to possibly not having a spot in a couple of days? Well done Billy.
    7 points
  34. Per Suchomel, Eaton is delaying his decision now. Was supposed to announce next week, presumably to A&M
    7 points
  35. So I told that teachin' lady...
    6 points
  36. 5:30 - 7:30 Fat Hamm and Looch start off the show by discussing the preseason coaches poll. So naturally Brauninger wants so badly to talk about how those damn dirty sips are so overrated at #10, but Looch is fighting him to keep focused on discussing aggy at #11. I know Looch is doing this now because he's seeing my synopses of the stupid shit he says on Twitter, talking about the Texas Longhorns 60% of the time on his airwaves. So heres me saying 'hi' to you Looch, you sideways-faced fuck. 14:00 - 16:00 More elaborating on how Texas and OU are on this poll, because of the Maryland and Army games last year(?) 42:45 - 45:30 More Looch going full Jim Jones and telling aggy they need to drink all the kool-aid when it comes to Kellen Mond. Especially when compared to... well, do I even have to say who? https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/texags.blob.core.windows.net/audio/0119477-mwlv.mp3
    6 points
  37. The shrieking from long time posters over new posters showing up and adding to the conversation presumes one thing - there was some established level of decorum and/or capability that set a floor for the conversation above where they’ve entered the fray. In reading this site daily and witnessing our rampant idiocy, I find that presumption bizarre to say the least. What’s a troop of new idiots added to the grease fire here? A mere grease drop in the flaming bucket.
    6 points
  38. Christ people, would y’all actually talk recruiting so I can lurk with the other lurkers and not post with you hooligans
    6 points
  39. I’m gonna remove myself from this thread..
    6 points
  40. Guess he eaton and run . . .
    6 points
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