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  1. Figured he’d catch on somewhere. Can’t let opportunities like this slip through your hands.
    19 points
  2. Thank God we locked him down before OSU scooped him up. I heard that he was ready to sign at OSU so Herman had to move quick to lock him down. Big get for Texas. (Disclaimer: I am Chris Ash's agent)
    14 points
  3. Wow. Ole Miss really dropped the ball on that hire.
    14 points
  4. No, I had your handle in mind among others when I referenced the first group. I really don’t give one shit about being wrong on this. If he comes in and they play elite defense, fucking awesome. I would rather win than endure more coaching changes, failure and misery as a fan. That considered, there is not a single thing to point to with this hire that points to the best guy out there getting the offer. There were no leaks on other names because there were no other interviews. Odom and Scalley were thrown out to look like work was being done. Not a single NFL staffer was researched. This has every hallmark of a sham hire by a fucking fraud of a HC.
    12 points
  5. It's amazing how much more seriously people take 9.95ers when they confirm what they want to believe.
    10 points
  6. At least his Heisman is safe at Reggie Bush's house.
    10 points
  7. Jesus man, he's been quoted as saying he hates calling plays because it gets in the way of doing actual head coach things. If he was that arrogant about it, there's no way he'd say that. If there's any truth to all this, it might be around keeping some aspects of his preferred offense or some assistants.
    8 points
  8. Anonymous diehard fans on the internet tired of eating shit sandwiches. Thread outlook: negative.
    8 points
  9. Why not? This “We’re Texas” might as well be replaced by “We sincerely don’t want to win.” We don’t want to be a dynasty. We have enough dumbfuck fans that are ok with telling themselves we run a clean program, academics, Austin blah blah blah. I honestly hope all of these types fuck off into oblivion. I want to win. Win conference championships and if there is anyone on this board that does not...please sell your goddamn tickets and find another school to support. And go fuck yourselves.
    8 points
  10. But Herman likes him so we have to hate him.
    8 points
  11. Honestly I don't even want Princely if I can't call him 4i Princely.
    7 points
  12. 7 points
  13. Santa did a bad, bad thing. I broke down and "settled" for a used 2018 Gibson ES-330 w/P-90s to solve my hollow/semi-hollow craving. Should have it by EOD Thursday.
    7 points
  14. I'd feel better if we hired Ashy Larry.
    7 points
  15. The guys who missed the DC hire have thoughts on his assistants. $9.95
    6 points
  16. I’m pissed? Actually, I’ve calmed down a bit since this afternoon. I’d like to get a refund for my season tickets for most of this decade. Not gonna happen. I guess Herman’s arrogance triggers me. It’s fine if my coach is an asshole when he is winning. But when we are losing and regressing and have some of the worst stats in all of FBS...his arrogance is unacceptable to me and I almost want his ass to fail so he’ll be fired. I just hate the state of our program right now and wonder what that will do to it. Will we fuck up yet another hire?
    6 points
  17. Put me in the camp that this is a good hire. Not because it will help Herman turn this program into an elite program with him at the helm, but that it will help reveal the truth of Herman. His ego and superiority made him think he could get through this year with no coaching changes. His ego and superiority makes him think hiring a friend as opposed to the best at the position will cost him next year. So I think the hire makes next year inevitable. The good news is that hopefully we can maintain as it relates to recruiting and our next head coach won't have as big a hole as Mack left Charlie and Charlie left Herman.
    6 points
  18. I'm hearing that they'll officially announce Ash Wednesday.
    6 points
  19. I did my very best to keep level headed, but fuck me. I don’t drive my wife’s SUV often, but took the boy yesterday to get a tree as the wife and daughter were home sick. First, the remote battery is dead. No problem, use the key. Turn on the car, and of course the engine service light comes on. OK, she does know that means service is due NOW, right? Start backing up, and I can hardly turn the wheel. It takes all of my strength to back into the the street. WHAT IN THE EVER-LOVING FUCK? I call her and ask what in the hell she is thinking. Her response, “It’s only that way when you go really slow.” Oh really? Yes, power steering is less critical at higher speeds. What a revelation. You do realize this is a MAJOR safety issue, right? “I haven’t had time.” Dafuq, man.
    6 points
  20. And you’re fucking nuts if you think government regulations are the answer. Would you like the government to regulate content because you’re worried he might see some penis and pussy? What if I don’t want my kid to see violence? And someone else doesn’t like their kid watching football? And another person thinks kids shouldn’t be able to watch Harry Potter movies because they promote satanic magic? Ask the idiots in Congress to restrict whatever content tickles our specific fear? I’m not a porn watcher but I don’t trust the government to decide what is and what isn’t “right” for citizens to watch. They already try and get up in our bedrooms and vaginas and assholes enough. Of course teens are going to seek out taboo content. As a parent, it’s my job to do my best to teach a healthy attitude about sex and sexuality and use tools available - parental blocking software, access to their social media, restricting internet access etc. Kids are going to watch stuff we probably wouldn’t like them to and all we can do is hope we’ve raised them well enough to not let it turn them into their incels. But fuck the government getting involved.
    6 points
  21. 6 points
  22. Well first of all, the fact that they used the Sandler version of The Longest Yard means that whoever made that graphic should be shot in the face. As for your question, my favorite football movie is my copy of the 1/4/2006 Rose Bowl.
    6 points
  23. Former Dallas Cowboys coach Tom Landry and Peanuts creator Charles Schulz died on the same day, February 12, 2000. On that day, cartoonist Mike Thompson of the Detroit Free Press newspaper produced this amazing cartoon, which nearly knocked me out of my chair when I saw it. Somehow, I was not aware that Coach Landry and Charles Schulz passed away on the same day.
    5 points
  24. The fact Todd Orlando wasn’t fired mid season and this schmuck put in his place triggers me.
    5 points
  25. I'm thinking this Ash hire is a good thing. Aside from his Rutgers stint as HC, his track record is pretty good. His quarters pass defense will allow our stud DBs to shine. Plus he runs four man front, which will allow us to bitch about not running a three man front.
    5 points
  26. You completely left out the third faction of which I am firmly entrenched - waffling milquetoasts who refuse to take a stand on Ash so that we can completely preserve our “I told you so’s” for 12 months from now when he either leads us to the playoffs or crashes and burns worse than jerseyman10 at a South Austin strip club.
    5 points
  27. This hire went exactly as the Shawn Watson hire went when Strong showed up. I’m guessing some of the same idiots in Belmont offered up the same bad advice. Herman knew who he was going to hire the whole time, but those morons in the fan base online and the boosters would whine, so fire up some other available names and string it out for awhile and then get on with it. “We ran a process.” Right. We must have committed unspeakable sins during the 2000s for this to be our forward fate. Was Dodds hiding a serial killer or something? Fuck.
    5 points
  28. Just got back a week ago from Disney World. One day at one of the parks in the late morning my wife says to me, “the kids really want gyros. Can you get them for them?” So I start scrolling through the Disney app trying to find gyros. After about 5 minutes my wife asks, “whats the problem? Gyros are everywhere.” I look at her like her hair is on fire not sure WTF she is talking about. Turns out she meant churro and not gyro.
    5 points
  29. Say hello to our residents, Pedro and Inez. Pedro is working on an “adobe.” Can you say that with me?
    5 points
  30. One thing that strikes me is tha lack of voices here or elsewhere to defend against this worst act against democracy. Sure, you're against the abuse of FISA warrants. Me too! We should totally hang out. Oh, you don't give a fuck about how we silence the voices of folks who might actually affect change through their representatives? Shove that white hot poker up your ass, Anastasis.
    5 points
  31. i spent a good part of the week in airports and having just caught up, want to commend everyone for their ability to conjure cromulent assholery from thin air, page after page after page.
    5 points
  32. Ok so I visited with a few folks on the defensive staff today and they don't have a clue who is going to be hired to be the DC. They are just trying to keep their heads down, recruit hard, and coach up the team for the bowl game. They don't think any offers have gone out yet on the DC job but they doubt it will be Ash. That's all I got today. It's kind of an awkward conversation when they night be losing their job. They did say that recruiting was going well.
    5 points
  33. Well fuck. Now we’re screwed.
    5 points
  34. If Chip says Harrell is in play, then I expect Harrell to take the DC job for the Montreal Alouettes.
    5 points
  35. Some of those that work forces...
    5 points
  36. This seems appropriate. Wife was preparing dinner last night, making a pizza with this stuff because she’s decided to be gluten free: Wanna guess what she liberally applied to keep it from sticking to everything while she was rolling it out?
    5 points
  37. The curse lives on. Last night, MAGA super turd and UFC fighter, Colby Covington had his jaw broken on his way to getting TKOed in his title fight against Kamaru Usman.
    4 points
  38. https://www.cnn.com/2019/12/14/us/newtown-high-wins-football-championship/index.html Probably some older brothers of victims on that team. Kids would be in 8th grade by now.
    4 points
  39. Who's the OC at Newton?
    4 points
  40. Damn. Telecasters are just the best looking guitars. Simplicity at its finest. I'm 100% biased.
    4 points
  41. Obama needs to put more effort into his porn name.
    4 points
  42. We need to talk about how you flip the bird...
    4 points
  43. yeah right no cloak room at all ....get this fucking shit over to that fucking retard zoo
    4 points
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