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Showing content with the highest reputation on 12/31/19 in Posts

  1. I just got back from a New Year’s Eve party that was hosted by hard core aggy couple. They had the Texas-Utah game on TV because I know they full well expected Texas to lose. This became more apparent as Texas continued to build it’s lead and watching their reactions to each Texas score. Fortunately there were enough Texas fans present at the party that cheered with each Texas score to the point that they could not turn the TV off as I think they really wanted to do. I know they really wanted the TV on with game because the really thought Texas would lose. I told them when we left after the game ended that they are good luck and wanted to come over next year to watch Texas play in the bowl game next year and reminded them of 27-25 while leaving. The look on their faces was priceless. Fuck aggy.
  2. You sorry, over complicating fraud. Fuck us for thinking you were a quality coach. Heaven forbid you simplify the defense and not try to show us how cute you could be. Take your money and get the fuck out.
  3. TEXAS won and I am proud of them and Happy New Year!
  4. My son and I are inside - Horns Up! Hook’em!!!!
  5. Stop it. Yeah, there was no Year 0. No one cares. If you actually think 1990 was part of the 1980s, you're a ridiculous hipster twat.
  6. 9 points
    His wallet....
  7. Sidenote, Oklahoma state writer Robert Allen is on with FCB and is getting me super hyped for Yurcich. Says he has a great relationship with coaches and players love him. The negative reports on him about being difficult to work with probably stems from him not being a yes man. Thinks he will make a huge impact with Ehlinger and the offense will be ten times more explosive. Mentioned big plays and hurry up offense running plays nearly every 17 seconds. Recruiting wise he will be great at identifying and recruiting QBs and has helped with recruiting other positions.
  8. Interesting what happens when there's no Big12 refs putting 100 penalties on us every game.
  9. Ossai just took a picture with my brother and his wife on the field while holding the trophy. Now one of my favorite longhorns! Fuck yeah
  10. Good thing we didn’t hire the Utah DC. He gave up 38 to a team with no OC
  11. Listened to FCB podcast so you don’t have to give that fucker clicks/listenership -Mentions Elijah Robinson for DT coach, stealing him from aggy -Heard Rob Smith, former Arkansas and Minnesota DC for LB coach(aggy analyst right now) -heard Emmett Jones for receiver as well as Carrier -if I have to hear Bobby Burton called The Godfather by FCB one more fucking time.... -FCB loves the Yurcich hire and is meh on the Ash, Burton is the reverse -Penn state and Notre Dame both wanted Yurcich per FCB -Burton says to watch for Akina to come back to coach CBs
  12. 7 points
    I would like to apologize to Ossai for Todd Orlando being your coach this year
  13. Todd you ignorant slut.
  14. we have the talent. Orlando completely fucked us.
  15. Should have been called against Utah for grabbing his helmet.
  16. I'm a few min behind but I went back and paused this one at the right second
  17. Barbers would be someone who could have inside info on Akina. They’re still close. Fuck yes. With the caveat that we’re assuming he’s good with being just the CB coach and no sort of co-DC role. He’s about as good of a coach as you could find at teaching fundamental CB technique, especially in press man. He’d be exactly what Ash needs to have his scheme succeed in the Big 12.
  18. You are aware of the rule change where a fair catch on a kickoff gives you the ball on the 25, right? As long as the fair catch is inside the 25 yard line (whether you're on the 24 yard line, the 5, the 1, or inside the end zone) you get the ball on the 25, as long as you actually catch the ball.
  19. 7 points
    On a lighter note, @SwanderedTalent, I hit day 600 today and think you're right around there. So cheers to us. Things keep getting better and better everyday. I've been without a steady job for a while now and even though I have a lot of experience and I'm doing well in interviews and such, nothing has panned out yet. But ya know what, it's been such a smaller amount of stress on me than when I was drinking. It's still pretty stressful and my confidence is kind of low right now because of it, but being sober has made everything else just kind of gravy and able to take in stride. I'd be dead going through this with alcohol as my crutch. Knowing that I've been able to stay off the bottle, gives me a boost that I can endure and persevere through the tough times and do it with a smile.
  20. Our defensive line is fucking bad ass. They were totally wasted by that faggot Todd Orlando. Play a four man front and just turn these MF’ers loose. I hope recruits were watching.
  21. Anything that fucks over The University of Texas
  22. Is this all from the new KD shoes? We’re keeping them for next season right?
  23. You and the other wimmenz don’t mind, I reckon. I did try to listen to the amazon alternate NFL stream with Hannah Storm and some chick. Gave up after 3 plays. It just ain’t natural. Has nothing to do with their knowledge of the game. I just don’t want to hear my wife/mom talk football.
  24. Hook’em Horns !!!! Game day is finally here! Let’s end 2019 on a positive note and ring in the new year/decade. My son and I will be there and will be cheering on the Horns all the way to the Eyes of Texas! Hook’em !!!!!
  25. Is there one of those I can post as a proud parent that my kid didn't even apply to aggy?
  26. Jfc, can you not just allow yourself to enjoy a moment without bitching?
  27. Don’t give a shit about any of the games but ours. We fucked Utah up.
  28. 5 points
    2019 F150 King Ranch will be parked in my garage tomorrow evening. 0% financing hooked me.
  29. pics of boobs dude. This ain’t Ho Chi Minh city.
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