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  1. Y’all about to get a great visual representation of Cullman, Alabama. Only good things to come out of Cullman are the Britt brothers (Roll Tide!) and orange rolls from All Steak restaurant. That place only trails Sand Mountain and Haleyville for ultimate gumpness. And it’s been pouring rain there for days and still raining. That pasture is an absolute mud bog lol. And I can let the cat out of the bag now that the morons are already there. One of the members of our North Alabama Women’s Democratic group owns the adjoining land. She got the necessary permits and went through Secret Service clearance in order to set up a parking area. A PAID parking area. $20 per car. All proceeds going to various local Democratic groups and groups like BLM, Planned Parenthood, March for Our Lives etc. There should be an announcement next week. Letting all those Trumpanzees know exactly where their $20 went.
    35 points
  2. If it makes you feel any better about your wife's response to buying a bunch of nurses a bunch of food, @Brisketexan, I spent a lot of time last night dodging questions about who my "rich lawyer friend" is and if there is anything going on between us. Posting on Surly is a shame I keep hidden inside of me. But really, every single person working in the SICU last night said to thank you profusely. "Clutch" was the word a couple of the dudebro nurses used.
    31 points
  3. 23 points
  4. Y’all are so awesome! Hang tough trauma babe! It’s SO bad y’all. I just got home. 14 hour days are killing me. Spent the week revamping our testing services and got 5 new sites rolled out today. We conducted almost 700 tests today. I bet a good half of them were kids. I had to excuse myself for a mini breakdown. I just took a double dose of Valium and plan to pass out for about 18 hours. PLEASE be careful. Keep your kids home if you can. This shit hasn’t even come close to peaking. And on deck for next week? Commandeering part of our parking deck for triage and overflow ICU beds. If COVID doesn’t get me, exhaustion and despair just might. God - my exhaustion is the only thing keeping my rage at bay and going full Michael Douglas in “Falling Down” on the selfish morons surrounding me.
    21 points
  5. Hey he's healthy, gets open, and catches the ball. I'll take it at this point.
    19 points
  6. Wife: what’s this $100 charge on your credit card? Me: bought drinks for a nurse I met online.
    19 points
  7. Brisket, you motherfucker, how did you know that I Fratelli is my favorite pizza in Austin?? I almost teared up in the breakroom Again, thank you thank you thank you. Food from management is always met with side-eye because it's the only way they know how to "treat" us, but food from the public is a therapeutic salve.
    14 points
  8. Done -- dinner's on me. I told your charge nurse they're on the way. I ordered them with extra anchovies, the way you like it.....
    13 points
  9. Randolph. Randolph Duke.
    12 points
  10. And….my wife pointedly asks me “why are you ordering pizzas for a bunch of nurses, and how do you know them?” I decide that the easiest thing to do was tell her that I’m having an affair with every nurse on the ICU floor, and I need them to keep up their strength for later. It just seemed easier than telling her the truth.
    12 points
  11. I didn’t. I tried to be a cheap bastard and send you Dominos, but they weren’t delivering, so figured it was the internet gods telling me not to be a cheap fuck and just order from the place right around the corner. But just remember, tone-deaf cheap bastard was always my initial plan.
    11 points
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  14. Since this is the Biden thread, why do you guys keep insisting on the "he's senile" or "he's incapacitated" attack? It doesn't make any sense. If you've ever watched him speak for any actual length of time, he is clearly fine. CLEARLY. The only thing I can come up with is it is projection trying to protect the last president who LITERALLY had to take a dementia test while he was in office. Not to mention what we all saw watching him speak for four years with the vocabulary of a 3rd grader and sputtering out sentence fragments while setting the country on fire.
    10 points
  15. NSIAP another one down. RW talk radio host who openly mocked vaccinations and whose wife is a MO rep
    10 points
  16. Thank you from the bottom of my heart, Brisket.
    10 points
  17. Per Joe Cook sprained knee. He’ll miss some practices but is expected to be fine for the opener. ^Troy Omeire
    10 points
  18. I've got about a gallon of Ivermectin pour on for cattle. We usually pour a small line from the shoulders to the middle of the back on a 900 pound cow. I'm ballparking the dosage here, but I imagine a human ingesting about a tablespoon of that will be perfectly fine -- maybe do a simultaneous Ivermectin enema with the tablespoon to really get it in there for optimum Covid ass kickology, or whatever the smartass doctor nerds call it. The first three people to change me to the primary beneficiary on their life insurance will get their doses for free.
    9 points
  19. 9 points
  20. I condemn Nina Turner’s remarks, made after losing her primary. As per your posted NR article, Pelosi was spot on in predicting/describing Trump’s behavior, Abrams loss to Kemp WAS suspect, if only for the conflict of interest in Kemp’s role in overseeing the election, and, the NR does a shitty job putting Clinton’s comment in any context. Trump was calling the 2020 election rigged months before the vote, and afterwards, told the Big Lie at every opportunity. I stand by my post.
    8 points
  21. Those guys had excellent offer lists. When they all bust, the problem is coaching.
    8 points
  22. Translation: This isn't College Station, stay away from coach's girlfriend.
    8 points
  23. Yeah can you imagine a president going home during a crisis? 400k dead Americans in 2020 25 golf trips by Trump to his own courses Sorry about your brain worms. Maybe you should try horse paste
    8 points
  24. Thank you for all of the kind words and offers to get me blitzed. I may take y'all up on that if we make it through to the other side. I have bad news: it is NOT Food Truck Friday and we're also short six nurses and four respiratory therapists tonight. 28/30 of our ICU COVID patients are on vents, and 14/30 of our patients in the surgical ICU are on vents. Absolutely unprecedented. I'm also a little hung over
    8 points
  25. Not possible, I’ve been told our receivers are garbage.
    7 points
  26. Careful, his woo will be along any minute to threaten your life.
    7 points
  27. Thank God he'll have tons of HS reps with receivers dropping balls to prepare him for all of the college receivers that will be dropping his passes next year.
    7 points
  28. That he's ordering food for his message board friend? I'd rather pretend it's an affair
    7 points
  29. You know what’s fun? When you’ve been meticulously trying to plan a COVID-safe first birthday for your daughter and then your parents casually stop by unprompted the night before and your dad, after about 20 minutes of hanging out in the house (site of party) and playing with the kids, casually mentions that he’s been feeling a little sick lately and was actually trying to book a COVID test earlier today but didn’t. We got him to take an at-home test and thankfully it was negative, but there was about an hour where I thought my wife was going to burn the city down.
    7 points
  30. Don’t disrespect Burnet like that. They have a Storms for Christ sake
    7 points
  31. Not sure If true, but if it is this is fucking disgusting: https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/us-general-tells-british-special-forces-stop-rescuing-people-in-kabul-youre-making-us-look-bad US general tells British special forces: Stop rescuing people in Kabul, you're making us look bad by Tom Rogan, Commentary Writer | | August 20, 2021 05:25 PM More stories coming out of Taliban brutality: https://www.cnn.com/2021/08/17/asia/afghanistan-women-taliban-intl-hnk-dst/index.html The Taliban knocked on her door 3 times. The fourth time, they killed her By Anna Coren, Sandi Sidhu, Abdul Basir Bina and Hilary Whiteman, CNN Updated 10:19 AM ET, Wed August 18, 2021 Also, Qatar has stopped taking in new refugees, UAE will only take 5000 more, so the US will now be sending refugees to Ramstein Airbase in Germany. (Du hast?) I'm in the Guard (since leaving the Corps) and I have to drill this weekend, so my reporting may be spotty this weekend if I respond at all.
    7 points
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