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  1. 86 page game thread. Sick. You guys like the header image?
  2. "It sure felt good kicking OU's ass in Dallas, it felt good kicking A&M's ass in DKR, and it sure felt good tonight kicking Michigan's ass." - Steve Sarkisian
  3. Let be absolutely clear, fuck the SEC. The only flag we carry is burnt orange.
  4. Leave it to us to rescue the SEC from its embarrassing bowl record. This conference was always a fraud until we joined. Greg Sankey knows this.
  5. Just wanna pop in and say I don't wanna hear shit about meaningless bowl games! Longhorns WON, played while Oklahoma and aggy were sitting on the couch, and beat Michigan! Texas FIGHT!
  6. We played without a ton of players, had more WRs go out during the game, got fucked by the refs and replay booth, and still beat Michigan.
  7. I, for one, am very happy we played in this bowl game. 🤘 LFG ARCH
  8. I, for one, enjoyed seeing Sark give the refs an earful for a change.
  9. Sark just said it was great kicking aggy’s ass lololololol
  10. Special Shout-out to satya, Greenspoint, and the usual suspects doing their game thread thing one last time. What a way to end the year.
  11. Announcers were dead silent during that run. I thought I had accidentally hit mute.
  12. Oh come on, don’t drag QE into this.
  13. Muschamp has to be salivating with the pieces he has to work with. Pressure from everywhere. Ty went crazy. DBs were great when let off the leash.
  14. Also, if you don't care about this game, you officially suck. This is a chance to continue a streak of 10+ wins seasons and top 10 finishes. It's also a trophy. And it's a chance for some guys who didn't get to play much this year to show what they can do. This is a big game, whether you wanted it or not.
  15. Texas wins: who cares, Michigan was a mess, this game didn’t matter, I could have coached us to a win Texas loses: OMG FIRE SARK HOW DARE WE LOSE WE MISSED OUT ON 10 WINS OMG THE SKY IS FALLING
  16. I hate that this dude shits all over Texas on every other SEC team’s podcasts and shows
  17. Followed by 25 seconds of awkward silence from the announcers.
  18. Anyone that didn't want to see Texas beat Michigan and isn't high off this win knows fuck all about football and should turn in his man card.
  19. Texas no doubt a playoff team fuck everyone
  20. Muschamp will get fired for choking Sark next season.
  21. He sounds like a solid guy but I would strongly disagree with him on NATO being a provocation to invade Ukraine. Obviously, Russia is against Ukraine joining NATO but not because they view NATO as the threat but because NATO prevents Russia from puppeting/annexing/whatever Ukraine. Same goes for the Baltics, Georgia, etc. We have several centuries of evidence on how Russia and Russians views Ukraine, only the last 30 years has NATO been relevant. In 2014 Ukraine was not close to becoming a NATO member, yet Russia invaded. The same in 2022. Would Russia have done anything different in Ukraine over the last 30 years if NATO disbanded at the end of the Cold War? If anything, they would have been more aggressive.
  22. 2026 Championship run starts today!
  23. When I think of a God supported program, I think of Miami.
  24. Wisner, Moore, and Lefau lost money tonight.
  25. The announcers were an absolute beating. I felt like I was listening to the Big 10 network.
  26. Look - we can all hate Miami later. Right now I want them to drill a hole in tOSU's skull. Fuck the Buckeyes and their repeat bid.
  27. After Clark ran all over UM Wisner’s agent lost some leverage
  28. Being unable to stop the opposing team on kick offs... Check!
  29. Don't know if this link will work - if it doesn't then I can post the whole interview. https://archive.is/PMdm1 The woman Putin tried – and failed – to break Adrian Blomfield - Senior Foreign Correspondent Maia Sandu is the Telegraph’s World Leader of the Year after defying the Kremlin to turn Moldova into Europe’s front line of democracy In 2025, Vladimir Putin went to extraordinary lengths to crush Maia Sandu, Moldova’s president. In this David-and-Goliath struggle, there should have been only one winner. Moldova is a poor country of just 2.4 million people, battered by an economic crisis sparked by the Ukraine war. The Kremlin funnelled a fortune into a campaign to unseat Sandu’s party in a parliamentary election that was arguably the world’s most consequential democratic contest of the year. Russia flooded the country with disinformation, fabricating claims that she was so devoted to “Western degeneracy” that she bought Sir Elton John’s sperm to give birth to a gay child. Yet against the odds, Sandu prevailed, preventing her country from becoming an agent of Russian influence that would have threatened Ukraine and the rest of Europe. It is not hard to see why Moldovans kept the faith. Unlike her boorish, corruption-tainted predecessors, she is scrupulously abstemious, living in a small flat and flying with budget airlines on official business. For her modesty, resolve and giant-slaying courage, she is a deserved inaugural winner of the title, Telegraph World Leader of the Year. Below is an excerpt from the article: Had she stumbled in this year’s poll, her role would have been reduced to symbolic meaninglessness, with a hostile pro-Russian government stripping her of meaningful power and threatening Moldova’s democratic future. The consequences for Ukraine would have been grave, further isolating it among former Soviet states. Western intelligence suggests the Kremlin hoped a friendly government in Chisinau would permit it to deploy 10,000 troops to reinforce the Russian garrison in separatist Transnistria, a Moscow-backed region that broke away from Moldova and shares a long border with Ukraine. Such a move would have imperilled Odesa, Ukraine’s largest port and maritime lifeline. “If Russia’s proxies had won, it would have meant that Russia would have run the country,” Ms Sandu says. But the Russian subversion campaign, she insists, was not just about knocking Moldova off its pro-European path or even opening a back door to Ukraine. Putin’s ultimate aim, she believes, was to turn Moldova into a hybrid warfare laboratory, rehearsing tactics that would then be deployed to interfere in and manipulate elections across Europe, from Hungary to Britain. “Moldova is one of the very few countries which has experienced the full range of Russia’s hybrid attack methods,” she says. “But the target is not Moldova. Moldova is just the testing ground. The target is Europe, and Europe should learn from us, from countries which are on the front line of the fight for democracy. Democracy on the continent is in danger.”
  30. It's nice to win the last game of the season unlike our rivals.
  31. Fuck off, Portnoy.....he's gonna wake up with two black eyes from Arch dragging his sack all over his face.
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