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Showing content with the highest reputation on 01/09/26 in Posts

  1. The Yale lineman is a team captain. Never thought we'd be looking at getting a Yale Leader.
  2. When I look at Mike Elko, I see a guy who knows when he's had enough.
  3. General reminder to everyone in this thread that Hornlife has several medical issues that effect general cognition, ability to type effectively, and dude is facing an end of life situation sooner than most of us. React to him and his posts as you will with that in mind.
  4. I'm going to say this very carefully for the hard of hearing in the room: If you believe the officer in Minnesota was within his rights to use deadly force against that woman in the car, then you also believe that the Capitol HIll police should have begun shooting into the crowd on January 6. They were physically attacking police officers in front of their colleagues with poles and clubs. I can not say it more simply or directly.
  5. I’d have sympathy for the guy if he wasn’t being a petty cunt on all the socials regarding outbound portalers
  6. Breaking: Justice Haynes plans to get a raise from Michigan
  7. Yes. Because dying slowly of several degenerative diseases isn't reason enough to feel sorry for someone. If I were dying, slowly and painfully, I don't think I'd be giving up on Texas football. I'd probably be wanting to see one more championship before I die.
  8. you fucking serious? ashli babbitt was trying to stop the transfer of power and participating in a coup attempt. Good was trying to drop her kid off at school and go home. fuck the both sides on this.
  9. O/U on how many times OTF chat brings this up today before Bobby loses his temper?
  10. Oh dear, it appears as though you’re lost. Let me point you in the right direction: https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/forum/2-football/
  11. zero threat. clearly leaving the scene. murdered in cold blood, with an attempted coverup that goes all the way up to the president. fuck america.
  12. Rumor is the Yale transfer may not qualify academically here. So we may have to pull some strings
  13. He didn't shoot her because he was afraid, he shot her because she wasn't.
  14. Texas already landed a better version of Justice Haynes. His name is Raleek Brown. I know it’s been like 24 hours and all, but for fuck’s sake, guys. Haynes can’t stay healthy and doesn’t spend much time between the tackles. We don’t need lightning and gimpy lightning. We need lightning and thunder. Does anyone know where the bigger back for UF ended up? It’s clear he’s not coming to Texas for whatever reason, but he’s more of what Texas should be chasing.
  15. Should fit in here with that last name.
  16. please give me your address, a couple hundred friends of mine and i want to show up with weapons and riot gear and bust down your doors and windows and try to get into your bedroom and claim your house as ours. we normally don’t do stuff like this, but since we know you’re totally ok with it and would never defend your property with a gun, well, we’re gonna come and take it.
  17. Visiting today, per Pete Nakos. Oregon is the other school involved.
  18. I don't think all 1000+ names are expected to be from our roster
  19. I’ve heard Sikorsky has helicopter parents.
  20. Not a loss, the Elk passed. He'd be an Aggie if they wanted him. Watch the tape, you don't need Cam Coleman when you've already got Ashton Bethel-Roman.
  21. What's crazy and infuriating is that people have been making this exact point for months. ...If we let the government just declare someone is a gang member and send them to CECOT without due process, what's stopping them from shipping YOU off to CECOT without due process? ...If we let the government declare someone a drug smuggler and blow up their boat in the Caribbean, what's stopping them from declaring YOU a drug smuggler and executing you? ...If we let the government execute a US citizen in an American city because they claim the citizen was a "trained warrior" interfering with an operation, what's stopping them from declaring YOU an interference and killing you?
  22. I am going to contact any network that dares put another ad up about ICE recruiting. I think you should all do the same. Threaten boycott. If they ignore you, then do it. We all have to chip in to make this work.
  23. So this thing with hornlife and finding out he’s dying and doing this on here is funny and reminds me of my dad who has a traumatic brain injury and is like an autistic 4 year old… Every single day I see him (and he lives on property with me so that’s pretty much every day) during college football season he asks me what time texas is on. I ask him if he knows and then he says 2:30 abc just like rain man. Then, he gets up on Saturday and it has to be on ABC as soon as he gets up. If you try to tell him there’s a better game on another channel (in the 11:00 am window) he freaks out. Now that football season has ended he asks me every day if Arch is coming back. I think so dad. We will see. I wish I could set him and hornlife up on a play date.
  24. What does Charlie have to say about this video???
  25. Believe we had some interest last year, can't remember if he visited
  26. Tell me more about how Jonathan Ross feared for his life
  27. Fuck that article and fuck everything you said about Babbitt. She was crawling through broken glass trying to get to congresspeople who were in hiding from the mob trying to find them.
  28. Dude Flood needs to put out a restraining order on you. Like a dog with a bone WE GET IT. You should post it 800 more times to see if it happens I guess
  29. I tell my sales team to fleece the rubes and do it repeatedly by using whatever unethical means are necessary. I then cheat on my taxes.
  30. Bobby said this morning that Texas and Zina came to an agreement to return. He also said a source told him the portal madness isn't close to slowing down. Said to expect 1,000+ more entries with some big names.
  31. When we are all done with the portal I need one of the nine posters who actually know things (you know who you are) to tell me how to feel about all of those signings. I will then dutifully spread that opinion far and wide, as if it’s my own opinion.
  32. THEY SPENT ALL MORNING ADVANCING THROUGH LINES OF COPS WITH WEAPONS AND THEN WERE IN THE PROCESS OF BREAKING DOWN THE DOOR WITH WEAPONS IN HAND YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING MORON
  33. If he is willing to commit to us today, I love him and have always loved him.
  34. Wish he'd driven into one of the twin towers.
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