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13 minutes ago, Tylerocks said:

The wife and a friend ate edibles and went to the Museum, went to Hugo's for Margaritas etc.  They've been gone since 1.

They just got back here hammered,with a bunch of snacks, wine and firewood...watching tik tok vids, playing music.... and with apparent plans to commandeer the living room....just in time for the game.

 

FML, I'll be upstairs.

 

Upstairs?  I love Texas football as much as anyone but this seems like your chance at a threesome.

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Posted
8 minutes ago, txhorns said:

Upstairs?  I love Texas football as much as anyone but this seems like your chance at a threesome.

Would anyone fault him for missing the game for a threesome? I wouldn’t 

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Posted
55 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Should have gotten the one with the built in griddle on the top. Had one of those and it was awesome for grilled cheeses. 

The middle burner is oblong and is perfect for heating the separate rectangular griddle:

 

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Posted
7 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Well, before the game...not a chance.  But now???

He posted an hour before the game started.  Plenty of time to get the threesome in and still watch the game.  Plus these occasions are exactly what halftime is for.

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On 11/28/2025 at 5:40 PM, Js1 said:

Would anyone fault him for missing the game for a threesome? I wouldn’t 

I completely blew off my 25th High School reunion (with a few people I actually care about) for a threesome with my gf and a chick we picked up in a bar.  No regrets.

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On 11/29/2025 at 6:33 AM, txhorns said:

He posted an hour before the game started.  Plenty of time to get the threesome in and still watch the game.  Plus these occasions are exactly what halftime is for.

Your wife is one lucky lady!

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I was hanging a heavy mirror. After placing the mounting screw in the second location, I prepared to lift said mirror into position. 
Mrs. NNM:  You want me to help you get it up?

NNM:

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On 11/29/2025 at 6:30 PM, After irth said:

I completely blew off my 25th High School reunion (with a few people I actually care about) for a threesome with my gf and a chick we picked up in a bar.  No regrets.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Mittens said:

It's close to empty so she's storing it upside down to get all the lotion out.

Yeah, but we live in Colorado, so there's a bottle of lotion in every room in the house.

Posted
5 hours ago, tbone_ said:

They feel the second most stressed when their husband does anything. 

... particularly if he is carrying a tool, a musical instrument, or a piece of sports gear.

 

Posted
10 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

... particularly if he is carrying a tool, a musical instrument, or a piece of sports gear.

 

For me, it’s reading a book. She can’t stand when I sit quietly and read a book. 

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On 12/2/2025 at 11:06 AM, Mittens said:

She's just trying to save you some money, BV!  

It has been there for two weeks.  She just left today for a week in Texas, and it's still there.

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On 12/2/2025 at 10:06 AM, Mittens said:

She's just trying to save you some money, BV!  

My wife will empty a bottle of lotion, use the last bit of toothpaste. Because those pennies saved can go towards a pair of Kate Spade shoes.

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Got home from the office the other day, was fixing something to eat and swept a few items into the disposal. Reached over to flip the switch on and it was already on.  Disposal had tripped the thermal breaker so I reset that, no dice.  Turned it with the Allen wrench in the bottom, barely turns.  
 

I get a blank stare as I ask if she used the disposal. Clearly she turned it on and left it on. I think the bearings are jacked. 
 

so this weekend I’ll replace the disposal. 

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Posted
21 hours ago, tbone_ said:

They feel the second most stressed when their husband does anything. 

Counter-argument: I get the most stressed when I hear her grabbing tools and trying to attempt any project.

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Posted
2 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

Counter-argument: I get the most stressed when I hear her grabbing tools and trying to attempt any project.

That’s just a passive aggressive way to get you to do it. At least it is in my house. 

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Posted
16 hours ago, CycleTex87 said:

Got home from the office the other day, was fixing something to eat and swept a few items into the disposal. Reached over to flip the switch on and it was already on.  Disposal had tripped the thermal breaker so I reset that, no dice.  Turned it with the Allen wrench in the bottom, barely turns.  
 

I get a blank stare as I ask if she used the disposal. Clearly she turned it on and left it on. I think the bearings are jacked. 
 

so this weekend I’ll replace the disposal. 

She could have left a pot on the stove and burned the house down.  Take it as a “W”.

Posted
2 hours ago, tbone_ said:

That’s just a passive aggressive way to get you to do it. At least it is in my house. 

Mine will flat out take the tools and do it herself.  Problem is she's very much of the mindset if it works, she'll use it.  As in: if a block of wood is sufficient, she'll use it as a hammer.  Or if my best chef knife can cut a bagel, then it MUST be a bagel knife. So our paring knife is dull as hell, many a screw is cammed out using the wrong screw driver, and all the paint can lids are dented to hell and never put back on correctly from prying them open using whatever can be found.

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