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    it won't matter if his taxes ever come out.  it won't matter if his taxes don't ever come out.  you wanna know why?  because we already know what's in them. since early 2017 when people starting

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1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Congratulations America. Holy fuck.

 

Yes, because we all woke up this morning and read that tweet, stood up and puffed out our chests a little bit as Americans and said, “Ouch, it really hurts to breathe right now.”

 

WHERE ARE THE TESTS?!!

3.3 million new applications for unemployment. 5X.... 5 times!... the previous high

So the G20 leaders meet by World Telconference. Who would have thought? Technology these days. 

17 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

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Hands too big. Trump definitely doesn't have Uncle Sam size hands ...

Trump's suing to have this ad pulled from airing in swing states:

 

1 hour ago, TexLonghorn said:

Trump's suing to have this ad pulled from airing in swing states:

 

from the first i heard about this alleged lawsuit, i thought of the scene in parks and rec.  i couldn't find the clip isolated, but fast forward to 26:15, when ron is dismissing what everyone is saying, including himself on video.

"you people have no idea what you're talking about."

"that was you, on the tape.  that was you talking."

 

1 hour ago, Gap03 said:

Hands too big. Trump definitely doesn't have Uncle Sam size hands ...

Agree. Plus that tie is about two feet too short.

On 3/25/2020 at 2:49 PM, jimmyjazz said:

Who wants to stay at a Trump hotel, even for free?

The resort is a dump, but the "Naked Burger" at Champion's Grill at Trump Doral is excellent. 

15 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

The resort is a dump, but the "Naked Burger" at Champion's Grill at Trump Doral is excellent. 

yes, i've heard this.  but would need pictures to verify.

CNN is calling the administration out on their BS.

 

 

We need more of that, especially in the daily douchebag conferences from the dotard.

The resort is a dump, but the "Naked Burger" at Champion's Grill at Trump Doral is excellent. 

omg
lol

He's going to kiss the ship goodbye. That will take another week of decontamination.

6 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

this is more insane than normal

So that normal would be termed a 'stable insanity?' I'm trying to think of how I'm going to explain this to any future grandchildren I may one day have.

They may use it for the virus. They may use it for something else, but it will be beautiful whatever they do with it.

This fucker just talks to hear himself talk.

He’s clearly over it. You can quit, asshole. Nobody will mind. 

Trump Admin fixed it all.  You wouldn't believe me if I told you how screwed up it was before.  Obama really screwed us :)

 

Bravo to those of you able to watch him lie.  I can't do it any more.  

Bravo to those of you able to watch him lie.  I can't do it any more.  

This is where I am too.
3 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

Bravo to those of you able to watch him lie.  I can't do it any more.  

Same.  He's horrible and the reporters are pathetic. 

I would hope most sane people would agree that we were not prepared for this no matter who was our leader.

I think Trump could have done better, and I think he is doing ok right now.

This is something we haven't seen or will not see again in our life time.

This is the best article that I have found of how it went down.  Please share yours.

 

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-testing-specialrep/special-report-how-korea-trounced-u-s-in-race-to-test-people-for-coronavirus-idUSKBN2153BW?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=twitter

 

 

1 minute ago, BNB said:

I would hope most sane people would agree that we were not prepared for this no matter who was our leader.

I think Trump could have done better, and I think he is doing ok right now.

This is something we haven't seen or will not see again in our life time.

This is the best article that I have found of how it went down.  Please share yours.

 

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-testing-specialrep/special-report-how-korea-trounced-u-s-in-race-to-test-people-for-coronavirus-idUSKBN2153BW?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=twitter

 

 

lol. in what fucking way has donny done ok? he has messed this up about as much as possible at every turn, starting several years ago when he dismantled the pandemic response team because a black guy had the audacity to create it.

4 minutes ago, BNB said:

I would hope most sane people would agree that we were not prepared for this no matter who was our leader.

I think Trump could have done better, and I think he is doing ok right now.

This is something we haven't seen or will not see again in our life time.

This is the best article that I have found of how it went down.  Please share yours.

 

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-testing-specialrep/special-report-how-korea-trounced-u-s-in-race-to-test-people-for-coronavirus-idUSKBN2153BW?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=twitter

 

 

What color is the sky in your world?

5 minutes ago, BNB said:

I would hope most sane people would agree that we were not prepared for this no matter who was our leader.

I think Trump could have done better, and I think he is doing ok right now.

This is something we haven't seen or will not see again in our life time.

This is the best article that I have found of how it went down.  Please share yours.

 

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-testing-specialrep/special-report-how-korea-trounced-u-s-in-race-to-test-people-for-coronavirus-idUSKBN2153BW?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=twitter

 

 

You can go fuck yourself. 

2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

lol. in what fucking way has donny done ok? he has messed this up about as much as possible at every turn, starting several years ago when he dismantled the pandemic response team because a black guy had the audacity to create it.

I stopped reading when I saw this.  Wtf, Black guy?

6 minutes ago, BNB said:

I would hope most sane people would agree that we were not prepared for this no matter who was our leader.

I think Trump could have done better, and I think he is doing ok right now.

This is something we haven't seen or will not see again in our life time.

This is the best article that I have found of how it went down.  Please share yours.

 

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-testing-specialrep/special-report-how-korea-trounced-u-s-in-race-to-test-people-for-coronavirus-idUSKBN2153BW?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=twitter

 

 

Won’t see again? That’s probably not true. 

1 minute ago, BNB said:

I stopped reading when I saw this.  Wtf, Black guy?

Is your goal to make each successive post you make even more and more stupid?

Typical of you all.  You don't read the article, and debate on the facts.  I want to see if Trump demonetizing them would have helped this situation, and I would be happy to hold him to a fire, but I see no one talking about that.

13 minutes ago, BNB said:

I would hope most sane people would agree that we were not prepared for this no matter who was our leader.

I think Trump could have done better, and I think he is doing ok right now.

This is something we haven't seen or will not see again in our life time.

This is the best article that I have found of how it went down.  Please share yours.

 

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-testing-specialrep/special-report-how-korea-trounced-u-s-in-race-to-test-people-for-coronavirus-idUSKBN2153BW?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=twitter

 

 

I don't know how one could come to that conclusion.

6 minutes ago, BNB said:

Typical of you all.  You don't read the article, and debate on the facts.  I want to see if Trump demonetizing them would have helped this situation, and I would be happy to hold him to a fire, but I see no one talking about that.

Yep you’re goal is to make each successive post more stupid than the last one.

Why should we click on, read, and “debate” your stupid ass article when the post that references it is moronic. 

Fuck off troll. 

18 minutes ago, BNB said:

I stopped reading when I saw this.  Wtf, Black guy?

weird, you only had 7 words to go. your brain short out or something?

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4 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Yep you’re goal is to make each successive post more stupid than the last one.

Why should we click on, read, and “debate” your stupid ass article when the post that references it is moronic. 

Fuck off troll. 

My stupid ass article of facts, I have not seen another talking about the early days and how we screwed up.  please share yours?

1 minute ago, BNB said:

My stupid ass article of facts, I have not seen another talking about the early days and how we screwed up.  please share yours?

No thanks. Why bother with you. I don’t need an article to know how bad trump screwed this up. I’m not wasting time with the likes of you. Fuck off. 

1 hour ago, LABEVO said:

CNN is calling the administration out on their BS.

 

 

Wait a minute.  When he did finally talk about the numbers, "80,000 by the end of the year."  Umm...Its March, buddy. They can only produce ~9k/month?  The fuckers can be 3d printed it doesn't seem like they should be that challenging to manufacture.

Trump talking worries me. Fauci talking calms me.

2 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

No thanks. Why bother with you. I don’t need an article to know how bad trump screwed this up. I’m not wasting time with the likes of you. Fuck off. 

lolz, typical anti trump.  You can't bring facts, you just want to hate on Trump, b/c he is an idiot when he speaks and tweets..

29 minutes ago, BNB said:

I would hope most sane people would agree that we were not prepared for this no matter who was our leader.

Bullshit. You're sadly misinformed if you think that's true. 

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

Bullshit. You're sadly misinformed if you think that's true. 

You think the CDC under the Obama administration was prepared for something like this, you are dilusional.

 

26 minutes ago, BNB said:

I stopped reading when I saw this.  Wtf, Black guy?

So you read the entire post. Yes, that's when people normally stop reading. 

1 minute ago, LTbear said:

So you read the entire post. Yes, that's when people normally stop reading. 

I stopped caring about his post when he stated the black guy.

Just now, BNB said:

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-testing-specialrep/special-report-how-korea-trounced-u-s-in-race-to-test-people-for-coronavirus-idUSKBN2153BW?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=twitter

 

These fools still won't just debate me on the facts of this article and I might agree.  They have so much hate for Trump, they can't help themselves.  I feel sorry for you all.

Oh whatever will we do?
 

Yes, Obama's CDC would have been vastly more prepared for this you fucking idiot.  THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN ON THE JOB.

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